Twins @ Dodgers

Santana vs Stewart

>Twins
2B Dozier
CF Granite
1B Mauer
3B Escobar
LF Rosario
RF Kepler
SS Adrianza
C Castro
P Santana

>Dodgers
Taylor LF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Bellinger 1B
Pederson CF
Forsythe 2B
Grandal C
Puig RF
Stewart P

>not official

sage goes in all fields

Who can stop him?

Dodgers looking like hot garbage. Brock looks like he needs another 2 years in AAA or traded for a prospect.

No one

BIG BOSS ROSS TIME

Looking like Loss Ross right now.

Logan! You son of a bitch!

Logan is trash and I wonder why the Dodgers still have him.

Jesus christ

PUIG!

>pwiig smooch

BASED CHASE

It's time to thank Based Chase

Old man Utley!

This is one of my favorite covers ever.

Why are the speakers so loud there? It's fucking obnoxious and spoils an otherwise great ballpark.

How the fuck has this Coors ad campaign been going so long?
It's literally "we put our beer in the fridge"

same, but that was the OP for last night's gamethread. Decided to try something new

>a beer can that turns blue when it is cold
truly the pinnacle of technology lad, how else would you know if your beer is cold? by touching it? don't be ridiculous

When are they gonna remove the gay airhorns whenever they score? double sfx suck too, glad homo got DFA'd. Let's go based Cody.

10/10 blogpost

>Coors Light: If it can't be good, at least it can be cold.

Annoying the opponents with sound fx is why they're a great home team

I think it was smart and good to change it up. I'm just still enjoying last night's picture - it's so representative of the time.

thanks for subscribing, I only brought it up because an user mentioned the loud speakers

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>KIKE

Thank you based banana man

Thank you based banana man

MY FUCKING SIDES

Wtf?

Thank you Based Banana-Man

did he think the crowd was the first baseman?

Thank you based banana man

>THAT THROW

>MINI SODA

>Blowing the lead in 3 consecutive games
wew

Jesus, somebody needs to call Mohamed Noor to take care of these Twins.

Buxton isn't in the game because of a migraine. Guaranteed it was caused by these fucking speakers. Why don't they turn down the volume. How do the fans tolerate it?

If I was Roberts, I would have used Jansen as a fireman and had someone else start the 9th.

the Dodgers announcers are insufferable tonight.

>niggiest nig in the MLB outside the Pirates and Keon Broxton
>supposing he might be distraught by the prospect of shitty music blaring

confirmed for having never been around black people

shut the fuck up you sensitive faggot

>can't handle stadium noise
Maybe he's got brain cancer like McCain.

Kenley trying to make this stressful

Are all Dodger fans deaf or something? The fuck? No other stadium has this problem.

those speakers were designed for massive edm festivals. had their debut at the 2008 electric daisy carnival i think. i imagine there's been some updates since then.

I was just making a joke about black people.

I'm not a Dodgers fan.

You're implying it's a problem, grandpa.

WEW BBY

thank you based Banana-man

Kenley was just fucking with us for the lulz

he has a point

the organist is cool and talented but the top 40 stuff is unnecessary psychological warfare on everyone in the stadium.

is it because Dodgers fans can't come up with good enough bantz to heckle people with? Or maybe they are good bantz but only in Spanish?

who hits the walkoff?

barnes

>muh pussy player has a headache and can't play
>muh stadium noise too loud
If the Dodgers get a walk off you're gonna cry about that too I bet.

>the Dodgers announcers are insufferable tonight
"Orel" is definitely living down to his name.

WHO CAN STOP HIM?!

I'm not a Twins fan either.

I love baseball and this matchup seemed the most interesting to me.

In fact I went to high school with one of the players on the Dodgers lineup.

absolute madman

wew that almost got through

their style is too Hillary Clinton campaign-esque

>"OUR YEAR!"

When have they said that?

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TURNER
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JT gonna get some pussy tonight.

WEW LAD, WE LOVE IT

They did it again dodger bros, based red

BASED RED GOD

gg Twinsbros. Hope you win your division.

Based Turner driving in runs, man I love this team

>Twins

>gingers
>succeeding in life

disgusting

I fucking love this team
Here have a rare pic of Vin with a broom