How many goals is he going to score in Russia next year?

[Matthew Roberts]

How many goals is he going to score in Russia next year?

[Austin Sullivan]

Just rolled a D6 for 6.

[Nicholas Brooks]

Unironically 4

[Angel Campbell]

>implying he's even going to be in the squad

[Andrew Torres]

i dont think he ll make it this world cup. maybe next. but honestly if the coach or the EPO doesnt like him as much as Klose they might stop him from scoring enough goals on purpose.

[Jaxon Thomas]

o sit epo i meant German Football Assossiation wrote that in Greek lul.

[Brandon Gray]

Is this /bunducks/?

[Blake Thomas]

It is now.

[Hunter Anderson]

>stop him from scoring enough goals on purpose

kek

[Aaron Jenkins]

good

[Jaxon Adams]

>Emre Mor (20) gilt als Wackelkandidat bei Borussia Dortmund. Bis zum 31. August wollen die Schwarzgelben ihren 30-Mann-Kader noch ausdünnen – und der türkische Nationalspieler muss wohl um seinen Platz beim BVB bangen. Das ruft jetzt Aufsteiger Hannover 96 auf den Plan.
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>Unter anderem Manchester United, dessen Trainer José Mourinho Dendonckers Entwicklung seit dem Aufeinandertreffen in der Europa League in der vergangenen Saison verfolgt, der AC Mailand und RB Leipzig schicken für den Ligaauftakt gegen Royal Antwerpen am Freitag ihre Scouts, berichtet „Het Laatste Nieuws“.
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>Markus Gisdol und Jens Todt waren am Mittwochabend extra nach Brügge gereist, um sich Wunsch-Innenverteidiger Stefano Denswil vor Ort in der Champions League-Qualifikation gegen Basaksehir (3:3) anzuschauen. Der 24-jährige Innenverteidiger zeigte trotz dreier Gegentore seiner Mannschaft eine gute Leistung, erzielte gleich zwei Tore per Freistoß.

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>Armin Veh hält den Trend der Bundesliga zu jungen Trainern für riskant. „So leicht wie heute, Bundesliga-Trainer zu werden, war es noch nie“, sagte der 56-Jährige der Deutschen Presse-Agentur. Er habe zwar auch im Alter von 29 Jahren als Trainer angefangen. „Aber ich musste schon dreimal Meister werden und aufsteigen bis ich dann eine Chance bekommen hab' in der Bundesliga.“

[Wyatt Butler]

not feeling well :(

[David Brown]

Why's that?

[Benjamin Rogers]

dunno

[Oliver Flores]

ate something bad?

[Joshua Collins]

3 at the most

[Aaron Hall]

maybe

[Eli Collins]

1, from the bench as he wont be a starter.

[Alexander Price]

true genius

[Jaxson Roberts]

Buyern vs Inter
youtube.com/watch?v=FpBl397m48c

[Alexander Jenkins]

tv.sport1.de/sport1/

[Jose Clark]

>Die Königlichen wagen nun einen Versuch, Dembele nach Madrid zu locken - und zwar mit einem ausgetüftelten Plan. Weil der BVB den 20-Jährigen in diesem Sommer nicht verkaufen will, soll Real laut des spanischen TV-Senders "La Sexta Deportes" Dembele zwar jetzt schon verpflichten - ihn aber in der anstehenden Saison leihweise noch in Dortmund lassen

[Landon Ross]

young Götze is shit lmao

[Nathan Perry]

I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW

[Sebastian Perez]

>buyern

[Nathaniel Gomez]

>Ribery injured
Uli and Kalle seething

[Bentley Bennett]

>Uli and Kalle seething
Good.

[Brayden Scott]

>2007 saß der damalige TSG-Trainer bei einem Spiel der Stuttgarter Kickers gegen die Bayern-Amateure auf der Tribüne und wurde auf den schlaksigen Thomas Müller im Bayern-Trikot aufmerksam. „Er hat damals so gespielt, wie er eben gespielt hat, mit seinen dünnen Beinen, und hatte auch den einen oder anderen Stockfehler drin. Einer meiner Söhne hat mich dann gefragt: Was willst du denn mit dem? Der hilft euch doch nicht weiter in Hoffenheim. Doch! Der wird bei uns Nationalspieler, wenn wir ihn holen“, war sich Rangnick schon damals sicher.
>Rangnick meldete sich dann kurze Zeit später tatsächlich bei Bayern-Manager Uli Hoeneß und erkundigte sich nach Müller. „Hoeneß sagte damals nur: ‘Müller? Ich kenne nur Gerd Müller!‘ Er musste sich erst bei Hermann Gerland erkundigen“, erzählte Rangnick.
lel

[Isaac Cook]

hehe

[Landon Garcia]

>play like shit in all friendlys except the first half against chelsea
>somehow still manage to get your big players injured

whats the next step in wurstls masterplan?

[Elijah Lopez]

did some schlafi and feel better now :)

[Elijah Morris]

2

[Luis Richardson]

I've a schlafi in my pants that can make you feel better :)

[Nathaniel Murphy]

more like "schlaffi" lmao

[Christopher Long]

...

[Luke Taylor]

...

[Ryder Perry]

A N G E R Y

[Austin Bell]

kek

[Samuel Howard]

Is that a dragon?

[Juan Torres]

...

[Charles Fisher]

ugly creature

[Colton Jackson]

SWR will broadcast Freiburg's EL qualification match today

[Kayden Cox]

literally every austrian team will lose today
sad!

[Landon Edwards]

WE WUZ DINOSAURS N SHIET

[Logan Stewart]

I saw Thomas Müller at a grocery store in Berlin 2 years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Easton Ward]

...

[Christopher Roberts]

a vulture

[Benjamin Smith]

>Berlin
>Milky Way
>doesnt speak bavarian

cmon. couldve at least put in a little effort

[Josiah Sanchez]

why is she hover hugging him

>squatting on your tippy toes
le shig

needs a tuba sound

[Julian Collins]

swr showing the freiburg game at 21.00

[Jonathan Murphy]

Gonna switch between Brondbyernes Idrætsforening - Hajduk Split and the darts

[Jaxson Edwards]

the madmen of altach do it again. goal within the first 5 mins vsgent

[Isaiah Walker]

which europa league clubs deserve champions league?
(not based on standings/results)

[Ryder Anderson]

based freiburg of course

[Samuel Sullivan]

inb4 Freiburg gets kicked out

[Jordan Edwards]

in that specific case more so than Dortmund I agree

[Aaron Mitchell]

delet

[Jose Sullivan]

you know Streich can't into Europe

>Lienhart
who?

[Anthony Hughes]

n-no

[Grayson Ward]

Real Madrid talent

>playing with three strikers

[Jayden Fisher]

"talent" or talent?

[Andrew Allen]

talent

[Mason Cox]

'talent'

[Adam Harris]

Per game

[Noah Perez]

translate pls

[Matthew Rogers]

Pep spend over 1bil€ euro on players during his managerial career.

[Jack Lopez]

FT Krasnodar 2 - 1 Lyngby
Not an impossible task to turn it around.

[John James]

pep spent a billion € for new players

[Nolan Howard]

>Domzale
Had to google it desu.

[Aiden Martin]

they've scored an important away goal

[Oliver Kelly]

hopefully denmark does a review

[Thomas Garcia]

yes

[Isaac Thompson]

Yes

I will

[Bentley Gonzalez]

looks like a harpy to be desu

strongest bird of prey in the world lad

[Oliver Thomas]

>Domžale (German: Domschale)
intredasting

[Jason Green]

Well it's basically a suburb to Ljubljana with different types of housing and some industry. The city is strung out and continues into another city. No classic center to see anywhere. A river runs through it or more like aling it, but the riverfront is badly utilised.
Far away from the ocean, but not too far from some mountains.
I would not live there and would not recommend anyone else living there based on my google maps research.
Either live in Ljubljana itself or move a bit further out to the north and be closer to the proper mountains.

[Bentley Lee]

Müller is guaranteed to be in the squad, and almost guaranteed to be a starter.

[James Diaz]

girlfriend just sent me this

[Ian Reyes]

Is that your gf?

[Blake Clark]

PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN PETERSEN

[Jackson Johnson]

PETTERSONN

[Dominic Ward]

Recall wen he was at Bayern

[John Gomez]

no i was kidding, just like the image and to post "girlfriend just sent me this"

[John Rogers]

PENULDY

[Kevin Lewis]

>Petersen

[Leo Hall]

girlfriend just sent me this

[Zachary Morgan]

hehe

[Aiden Green]

>No classic center to see anywhere.
I don't like citys who haven't a real center.

[John Martin]

>lewdmark

[Charles Bell]

>danish penalties

Recall when he was at Werder

[Benjamin Roberts]

Think that's her way of telling you, she knows you're gay.

[Evan Scott]

Me neither. I even hesitate to call anything with it a city

What happened

[Jason Sullivan]

Why do I never see denmark in /180/?

[Josiah James]

Petersen missed

[Austin Myers]

hmmmm...

[Noah Wright]

*without it

I don't have anything to add most times. I respect the thread culture by not shitposting or blogging.

[Owen Jenkins]

Right yes. Niels Petersen.

[David Diaz]

>tfw denmark has no respect for the thread culture in /bundes/

[Brody Foster]

Did you see the picture of my parents' darts board?

The culture here is very different from /180/

[Asher Long]

>Freiburg had the weakest defense last season
I didn't knew that