The Bacon Rebellion

Step 1. Go to store
Step 2. Buy Bacon
Step 3. Drive to local Mosque
Step 4. Cover it in bacon
Step 5. Revel in freedoms

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No mosque in my city or in city where i study
Nearest mosque is mosque of tatars, guys who live in Poland for so many years they are more Polish then muslim. They do not deserve the beckoning, they work hard, pay taxes, and assimilated into our culture.

Anyways, good plan OP, may I suggest buying pig's blood and painting the door handles with it?

>living near enough to muslims to know where a mosque is

i live near 2 colleges
seems most have at least one building dedicated to muslims
usually not hard to find

Small city with 20.000 inhabitabts here. The first mosque is opening soon by the Turkish community. The local politicians are sayin it's not a mosque but a "cultural meeting centre" because they will be organizing religious and language classes too.

Fuck this shit.

You what?
You have mosques near the college?
How peculiar, we only have Church in the highest point of campus
Christianity stronk in Poland

or you could eat the bacon and call a muslim a cunt.

bacon in Israel is quite expensive.
is there any alternative?

idk
what is kosher bacon look like?
maybe you could fake them out with turkey bacon

That's a hate crime in the homo states of america

Glorious acts of jiham. Thank the Pig.

>Step 1. Go to store
>Step 2. Buy Bacon
step 3. cook bacon
step 4. eat bacon
>Step 5. Revel in freedoms

seriously this is hilarious

and i absolutely have no problem with it. who gives a fuck? they believe stupid shit anyway and it psychically pains them.

muslims hate BLT almost as much as they hate LGBT

we can buy here real bacon, it's just more expensive, it's like 100 shekels (30$) per kilo.

Local mosque? I don't care enough to drive 90 minutes. I would rather just have the bacon for breakfast

>buy expensive food
>waste it
>nobody will do this
>kill yourself

there's one phrase that i've thought about almost every day since i first heard/saw it in 2010ish:

"pork eating crusader"

i live by it

>expensive
>2.50 for 12oz in supermarket

>Step 1. Go to store
>Step 2. Buy Bacon and Spam
>Step 3. Drive to local Mosque
>Step 4. Cover it in Spam
>Step 5. Go home cook bacon
>Step 6. Enjoy bacon

Fixed

Why not just find a butcher or mexican bodega and buy some pork blood by the gallon?

>wasting bacon on mudshits

You know, you could just get some pig manure for that?

we need this on all boards
please post if you can
make sure a bacon rebellion thread is active on all threads

Or maybe just eat the bacon in front of them

step 6. get caught and be put in prison on probably 30 different fagget charges

for?
biodegradable and if you are dumb enough to get caught in america, jesus
nice dubs tho

well ''''hate crime'''' for one
inciting violence ect theyll make shit up it doesnt matter

>buy bacon

That's not very nice.

Ha, on a similar subject I once offered shrimp to a Jewish girl. It was shrimp on a party platter. Expensive shit, I was trying to impress her at my apartment when we were there for a moment.

She looked disgusted. I found out later that Jews don't eat shrimp.

see
Manure is cheaper and it would be more far more absolutely haram

WE ARE PICKING UP STEAM FOLKS CARRY ON
SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG STICK

kek

RARE
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yeah I live in middle-of-nowhere Mississippi and there's a mosque

last year the imam's son was arrested at the airport with his black fiance as they were heading to Turkey and then supposedly Syria

cnn.com/2015/08/11/us/mississippi-couple-isis/

That reminds me.
>sandniggers in some bumfuck nowhere village start shit about race and shit, just not integrating in society
>based north Indians start a race war in that village
>Muslim population is now ZERO there
>they lynched every raghead
>based government overlooks this because the lynched Muslim families had ties with terrorists

Kek. I wish south Indians weren't such fucking pussies and majority Muslims. Probably India would've been great then.

DO IT

I NEED THE PR
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>kosher

We have real pig bacon, it just costs a lot of shekels.

then get arrested for a hate crime and sentenced to life in prison

>R A R E
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