*crosses it to you*

*crosses it to you*

"CUT YOUR HAIR, FAAAGGGGGOOOTTT"

>tfw used to hear this all the time in high school from people in passing cars

Probably the GOAT at long passes.

Did you take the hint?

that's not pirlo/xavi/mr i hit trees ronaldo i hit them first try

sadly i didnt. my emo phase lasted way too long

Most overrated footballer ever

*nods it to my strike partner*

Better than all of them even if he couldn't do much else

*attempts bicycle kick, misses ball completly*

Nice cross David, I got this next time I promise

how can you be an emo in brazil? your skin colour is too dark

*skies the shot to row zed*

King Bananenflanke

Faggot edgelord opinion. Literally undefendable perfect crossing week after week for years

emo phase in brazil probably just meant you had long hair and bangs infront of your eyes

*heads it in*

hehe, cheers becks

*backheels it to the trequartista*

becks
>the best to ever do it

*bites your dick in a heterosexual manner*

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