Fuck Canada

Alright, I think it's time that America annexes Canada. Fuck your pussy nation, the only good thing that came from Canada was fucking Scott Pilgrim. Beyond that your nation is total shit. You're literally cuckistan. Not only is your country shit, but you decide to spread your shit around online. The only good thing you have going for yourselves is that your country looks decent.

P.S. Fuck you Britain, you're basically the nation equivalent of a bitch who has 20 kids by 20 different dads and decides to take all 20 somewhere and lets them all run loose.

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>was fucking Scott Pilgrim.
Why would you fuck Scott Pilgrim?

I think you should fix Mexico before you fix Canada. Imagine how good the NA would be if Mexico got its shit together.

>the only good thing... was fucking Scott Pilgrim.
>the only good thing... ...your country looks decent.

Americans in charge of consistency. Are you normally this stupid, or is it just the PTSD from watching your boyfriend got shot by a towelhead : ^)

how do we make Canada okay again?

>the only good thing that came from Canada was fucking Scott Pilgrim.
>the only good thing you have going for yourselves is that your country looks decent.


Stupid maple nigger

>be American
>get shot

>Be Canadian.
>Burn to death while government legalizes dog fucking.

Give the Queen, or at least the Governor General, full powers as head of state

So grant power to an unelected head of state? You're a moron

Would that even help? Britain is fairly cucked now too, but i guess being 50% cucked is better than the 100% cucked you syrupfags currently are.

Better than Trudeau

umm, well, umm, umm, we umm, umm.. umm... we want to umm.. umm... umm.. uhh... umm... uhh... umm....

*punches woman in the breast*

I think itd great

A year ago my depraved mind made my gf dog fuck my gf

was a nightmare until the 4th time, when the dog managed to get the knot inside her
After that it started to get really really gud

when I broke with here she was already fucking the dog by herself

Nice blog, you faggot

Can't we just nuke Canada and get it over with?

We'll let the good leafbros come over, they get 48 hours to join us before we watch the entire nation turn into a super-sized Fort McMurray.

>Not paying homage to the queen

Honest to God, you know your nation is fucked when your prime minister punching a bitch is what the media uses to cover up all the other shit he's doing.

>P.S. Fuck you Britain, you're basically the nation equivalent of a bitch who has 20 kids by 20 different dads and decides to take all 20 somewhere and lets them all run loose.

Thank you, that's probably the nicest thing anyone has said to us all week.

;^)

>Canada was fucking Scott Pilgrim.
I don't know leaf; why would you?

And who's caused the cucking in all our nations?

Oh yes, government. Retard.

It's time the Monarch stepped in and reversed the shit that Jewish governments have been doing to us.

Also

>America daring to call anyone else cucked
Clean up your own yard before you preach to us. Cuck.

Honestly, tons of respect to you for literally everything else, but the way you dropped all these fucks is pretty annoying. That said, the movie "Zulu" still brings a tear to my eye.

Feels good to know I'm clean from filthy Anglo-American blood.

because nobody talks to you guys becuase you don't matter anymore

That being said you post way better shit than the canadians, so at least there's that

Oh yes, you're the same faggots that brought in Trudeau (French name).

Faggots.

>because nobody talks to you guys becuase you don't matter anymore

Is that so? Is that really so? Because I could have sworn the OP was talking about us?

>RIIIIIBBBBBBIIIIITTT

"Clean up your own yard"
Our problems come from illegal beaners, who we're trying to deport. You're problems come from government imported Haji's who you elect Mayor. :^)

>Our problems come from illegal beaners
And yet you've had more terrorist (Islamic attacks) in the past year than my nation has in the last decade.

Funny that, now clean up your 60% white shit hole you fucking fat faggots before you DARE lecture anyone else.

The cheek of you slugs.

Hence why it's the nicest thing said to you all week.

I dunno, the numerous Brexit threads you faggots post in saying nice things is always welcomed.

Don't forget the maple syrup bitch.

Yep it's true. Waiting for the collapse, friend.

Y'all warned us about slavery but we didn't listen. Now the blacks can vote and are getting a pity parade from our left... Really makes you think

Tbqh i do frequent those. Mostly becuase it looks like you guys have a better chance of Leaving than we do of Trumping

If you knew at least a bit of your history, you'd knew that his father, Pierre Trudeau, was one of the most beloved prime ministers by anglos in the ROTC, while "French" hated him.

Too bad he was a crybaby that delivered fedora-tier lines while his ministers got killed.

Our economy is effected much more by the beaners than the Muslims. Honestly, the Muslims target us because we're still kicking and opposing Sharia. They don't target you as much because they already run your nation.

If you knew at least a bit of your history, you'd knew that his father, Pierre Trudeau, was one of the most beloved prime ministers by anglos in the ROTC, while "French" hated him.

Too bad he was a crybaby that delivered fedora-tier lines while his ministers got killed.

>brought to you by savage signs inc.

>americans

come fucking get us you fat fucks. i'll take you all down by myself.

I don't care about "French" history, you're parasites on Anglo land, just like the "Natives" and you should all be infected with smallpox and cleansed from said land immediately.

Enjoy being cucked by Troodough tho.

>Opposing Sharia law
But you're not, why are you lying?

"My dog's son."

With what guns?

>be Canadian
>swallow dog semen

We have guns in Canada. Some cuck bitching about Americans probably not. Swing by, bring some friends, we'll shoot some slavshit and have beer and barbecue afterwards.

It will soon be compulsory to imbibe at least three times weekly, Trudeau will see to that.

How are we not? We're certainly not opposing moderate Islam, which I frankly have no issue with (beyond that it's not very hard to radicalize a moderate), but we are certainly opposing Islamic extremism.

>Saves the thumbnail
Here, summerfag, don't save the thumbnail this time.

Make Canada Mediocre Again

Honestly sounds like fun. When you leafs say barbecue do you mean any form of outdoor grilling, or just proper smoking and all that?

Shut us down, please

My bad, I'm not even a summer fag, I'm just sick as shit, and i drank a whole bottle of jagermeister about 5 hours before i posted that, so I was feeling like total shit.

>Oh great the yanks are still awake

The world should annex americayou made a terrorist attack on gays into a gun argument

Youre fucking pathetic

...

You know, having the constant gun control argument is better than having gun control so...

Canadian culture must be preserved (pic related). Canada really is like that, r-right?

I'm uncertain as to what you are implying by that gif, but I can assure you I'm being honest.

no only good thing that came out of canada is maple syrup

if you annex you have to promise to solve our chinese problem

the queen is more cucked than trudeau.

>goes to gay pride rally
OH SORRY
>gets mauled by a beaver
SORRY?
>says sorry
SO HOWS IT GOIN EH
>shovels snow
JUST GIVIN 'ER EH
>contemplates suicide
SORRY!
>welcomes refugees
OOPS SORRY
>watches in living color
HEY HOSEHEAD
>chops down a tree
HOW ABOWWWT THEM FLAMES EH
>has foot stepped on
OH SORRY, I DIDN'T SEE YOU
>eats kraft dinner
DIJON KETCHUP
>eats at tim hortons
COULD I GET A GRETZKY PLEASE
>watches cuck porn
OH SORRY ABOWWT THAT
>drinks maple syrup
ABOWWWT
>fucks a moose
NICE DAY FOR A HIKE, EH
>gets reddit account deleted
OH YAHH
>house burns down
OH SORRY
>doesn't make NHL playoffs
OH SORRY
>riots in both official languages
SORRY
>changes national anthem
DUDE GENDER POLITICS LMAO
>smokes weed
PASS THE VAPE TO THE LEFT
>converts to islam
YOU WERE SAYING
>shitposts
OH SORRY
>waits 10 years for chemo
WE WAS LEAFS N SHIT EH?

chinamen are better than burritomen and kebabs.

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Hello pajeet. Have you ever had Maple syrup? Also, is your boss okay with you being on Sup Forums instead of making insurance phonecallls?

Agreed. Why should we bother the chinks when they're being useful members of society.

Fuckin kek

>Too bad he was a crybaby that delivered fedora-tier lines while his ministers got killed.

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Bump because i want to see the citation

You're just jealous of the Easterners living opulently off the same global economy that's ruining you. Sure we have natives always wanting more gibs but the towns worth living in are over 90% white and we live like kings.

>and we live like kings.

WE

You guys tried in 1812 and made fools of yourselves.

TFW Britain lives in the past because the only thing of note that they've done in the past 40 years was defeat Argentina in a shit war over the Falklands.

>Alright, I think it's time that America annexes Canada

You're not the only one. This idea has been around for a long time. Canschluss when?

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Enjoy 40 million new leftwing voters and never having a Republican president again.

Le americans are so dumb that they get scammed by pajeet XDXD

Start by invading California.

>triggered American

61% white whist we're 90% white

Fuck off lad