If you could be reincarnated in any pro athlete's body, who would it be?

And why?

Tom Brady. Not because he is good at Handegg, but because he is handsome.

Bartolo Colon. That body. Yum.

jordan spieth, as he already has autism but still succeeds

deandre jordan, thats assuming I dont inherit the athletes skill.

I've always dreamed of being a singles-hitting Shortstop with limited defensive range

> t. bombston
in an era of juice, jeter was consistent and his stats shows it

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Paul konerko. Dude was an amazing player and could take 99mph basedball to the face

Why Tebow of all people?

Is it any pro athlete at my age, or any pro athlete right now? Like if chose Jeter, would I be 21-year old Jeter or 44-year old Jeter?

/ourguy/ speef

*any pro athlete's body at my age

>Is it any pro athlete at my age, or any pro athlete right now? Like if chose Jeter, would I be 21-year old Jeter or 44-year old Jeter?


Whatever you want, baby, as long as you specify.

Tebow secretly gets all the pre-maritial pussy despite playing a figurehead of super religious guy.

>Tebow secretly gets all the pre-maritial pussy despite playing a figurehead of super religious guy.

I don't care either way, but some say he's a closeted gay.

Thug.

All the roastie folds would be marinating for me.

The most handsome athlete in the world is the correct answer. Even if I didn't get any of his skill, could pick up dimes with a McDonald's uniform on.

the one with the biggest dick

>the one with the biggest dick

The one with the biggest ass.

t. Dikembe Mutombo

Face of zeus

I wish I just want to look like him anytime.

Him.

prime Bo Jackson

Hugh Hefner at whatever age he started playboy.

>Ton of money
>Super model girlfriends and wife
>Never had an issue with media or caused problems
>One of the best Yankees

not even a yankees fan, but there's no way you can't pick Jeter among all sports.

all of what you said and:

>play a sport that doesn't give you CTE or destroy your legs
>beloved by ALL fans except bawwwwston
>5x WS champ
>penthouse in trump tower
>pic related

then finally when down with a 25 year old Hannah Davis at age 40 and vigoriously immpregnate her

>what are STDs

>Marrying someone 15 years younger than you

That should work out really well

>he doesn't have 100s of millions and can marry a supermodel in her prime

>his super model wife isnt completely submissive to him and completely changes her name(which is pretty much also her brand), no hyphenated bullshit

>his supermodel wife didn't wrap her legs around him and beg to be bred

Babe Ruth