/heem/: jon jones will win edition

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*eats tiramisu*

daily reminder that the first fight with nate was an exhibition match and should not reflect on the records

I'L TELL WHY I'M PISSED. I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN MCTAPPER. I THOUGHT HE WAS GUNNA BE THE NEXT BEST THING, AN UNDEFEATED IRISH MAN WHO CAN NEVER LOSE. BUT WHEN HE GOT CHOKED OUT TO A WEED HEAD WITH 10 DAYS NOTICE, I FELT SO ANGRY THAT I BELIEVED IN MCTAPPER. THAT'S WHY I'M PISSED

>oh he came back and beat a 210 pound monster

HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?
HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU SERIOUSLY?

NATE DIAZ HAS BEEN A LIGHTWEIGHT HIS WHOLE CAREER. THAT IS NOT WHAT A 230 POUND MAN LOOKS LIKE!

HE WAS 170 AT THE WEIGH INS, THEN GAINED 10 POUNDS OF WATER WEIGHT
CONOR DID THE SAME
NATE WAS NATTY AND MOST OF THE WEIGHT WAS HIS LONG LEGS

CONOR WAS OBVIOUSLY FULL OF JUICE AND WEIGHED ABOUT 190 OF FAKE MUSCLES

PLUS CONORS BICEPS WAS MUCH BIGGER AND HE HAS NEARLY THE SAME RANGE SO HE WAS CHEATING

BUT YOU'RE A CASUAL SO I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO KNOW THAT

FUCKING 202ER
WELL I AM A 209ER
AND WHERE I COME FROM (KENT, ENGLAND) PEOPLE LIKE YOU GET SLAPPED

WAR DIAZ 209 WUT

*GADOOSH*

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Screencaped!

Patiently awaiting saturday night so I can shit down your throat OP.

wholeheartedly agree my guy

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terrible post

Dudeweedlmao.jpg

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For me, it's the north-south position

Let me help you out lads!

Known Bongs on /heem/

ThatOneCodyFan (mia)

Jorge Masvidal since strikeforce bong/Santiago fan (non regular) (new)

Pettis fan bong (regular)

Portuguese speaking Aldo bong (new)

/Box/ bong (not regular) (now regular)

Fedor bong (not regular)

WaifuBong/Claudia/Val (regular)

New Thread Bong/ SpergOP hater/ Bongspammer (fairly-regular)

Judo-kun bong (old) (mia)

Diaz Fan Bong (old) (not regular)

Kevin Lee bong (new)

Bong who puts of instead of have (me) (regular)

not on the list but have been on /heem/ regularly for over 2 years bong (irrelevant)

>t-they weren't real knockdown he was baiting him
>h-his legs were wobbly from the kicks

But who am I

>2 years
>Literal 196'er
Lmao so hard

autismo

> *GADOOSH*

Michael Dukakis

whites like jones

>ThatOneCodyFan (mia)
killed himself
>Jorge Masvidal since strikeforce bong/Santiago fan (non regular) (new)
needs to kts
>Pettis fan bong (regular)
needs to kts
>Portuguese speaking Aldo bong (new)
needs to kts
>/Box/ bong (not regular) (now regular)
needs to kts
>Fedor bong (not regular)
needs to kts
>WaifuBong/Claudia/Val (regular)
BASED
>New Thread Bong/ SpergOP hater/ Bongspammer (fairly-regular)
needs to kts
>Judo-kun bong (old) (mia)
dead
>Diaz Fan Bong (old) (not regular)
BASED
>Kevin Lee bong (new)
BASED
>Bong who puts of instead of have (me) (regular)
KYS
>not on the list but have been on /heem/ regularly for over 2 years bong (irrelevant)
Needs to kts

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Sperg op is british he's arabic muslim

I feel like I need to be here but I have no unique identifier other than being a drug fanatic who takes cocaine and manages to drink 13 shots of vodka in an hour

How many TAMs do you think she fucked?

Reminder that this pull out merchant has audacity to diss on Conor for wanting to spend time with his kid.

this picture triggers me. I thought I became desensitized after years of Sup Forums but I really hate this faggot!

Who is your boy?

The two are the same.
If you call yourself british you are a shitskin.
You're English, Scottish, Welsh or Best Irish

At least Nate didn't quit. Can't say that about conair

None of them you weirdo

All of those are Arabic countries now

what about the betting bong?

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All of them.

Which one? I'm pretty sure every brit gambles except me

>this inbred retard thinks a post usada jones is gonna beat cormier

LMFAO this idiot has spent too much time playing with the trailer park fuck pig and huffing gas.

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>when you bouta get the succ after waiting a year

For sure Gastelum will beat post-USADA Weidman my man

Kek, based.

Ferguson VS Kalabhibi

Winner fights Conor

If Conor wins he moves up to welterweight and makes history

scotland is 97% white

money money money money team

>Chris almost gets heemed by a fat welterweight mexican kid
I was rooting for him and am glad he finally started to unJUST, but does he really have a shot at the top 5?

there is one bong who always talks about odds and parlays. He used to bet large amounts of money on fights but quit because it was too stressfull for him. Pretty sure its the same guy, but idk maybe there are multiple degenrate gambler bongs among us...

JJJJJJJJJOOOOOONMMMM
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO
SUUUUUCCCCCCCCXXCCC

Take your frog back to /box/

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The only bong that matters is the official ufc ppv thread bong.

>WW
>Can't make WW

wew lad

It's lonely in /box/

Wales is over 90% white and northern ireland is over 90% white.
Only my fucking country imports cameljockeys like crazy to the cities. Thank fuck I live in bumblefuck nowhere

>no tag team division
>no money in the bank briefcase to cash in at end of title fights
>no triple threat matches

This is why no one takes UFC seriously

All bongs are degenerate gamblers every other ad on skysports is a gambling site

Back to your containment board loser

Topkek at mummy's boy Chiesa (still crying that he got cucked in front of his mummy by based Lee) now challenging Mazzagatti to a fight.

Yeah I don't know if that was one particular guy, there is also the bong that posts possibly photoshopped images of ridiculous bets I'm wondering if that is the same guy

That could be me, I used to put my bets up on here but now I don't because it's bad luck

I used to hate him but ever since he shat on luke thomas I'm a fan

based schaub calls jones out
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w-we have all of that in boxing

(please watch our sport)

Polite reminder that Sup Forums was in its prime when there was WWE talk and no UFC talk

Oh for sure Kelvin is a middleweight my guy.

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Horiguchi vs Tokoro
Aliakbari vs King
Garcia vs Gagloeva
Miura vs Tapa
Nasukawa vs Saiga

Rizin will startat 1am EST Saturday night/Sunday morning after UFC 214

This is pretty accurate. My highstreet has 3 betting shops on it within 100 yards of eachother

Just go back manchild

JUST IN, THEY FUCKING MANAGED TO FUCK IT UP AGAIN

Already submitted picks for this, but where's the 214 picks?

For sure all the smart money is on Gastelum my guy

@77331657
Fake news too rampant these days

>Conor gets a triangle on Nate
>Nate stands up
>Nick comes off the top of the cage and hits Conor with the Doomsday Device

Gastelum is going to have trouble with that upper echelon my dude

Be honest, how long did it take you?

Ban this Nazi

2 minutes

Gucci
King
Gabbi
Reina
Nasukawa

Post the one where Floyd looks like he's a midget

I wish the us would get their shit together and at least allow online sports betting

>no link

Overeem beats Ngannou, anyone that disagrees with that statement is casual scum!

Dayum Gabi looks bangable in that picks photo, can you post full size ?

"no"

Schaub would honestly ragdoll Jones. Jones weighs 205. Schaub has 40 pounds on that skeleton.

>Cormier flagged for usada
At least make your bait believable

Don't have original, got this one though

Fuck off back to >>>/box/, scum.

I never knew Popeyes contained nandrolone metabolites.

AYE AYE

I thought you had it already? Is it only in certain states?
To be honest it's pretty fucking terrible for the community, I see so many chavs just dumping their money into the betting machines when I go to make my bigger bets

Kek
One thing I love about pro wrestling is how if you somehow entertain the fact that it's real, you'd have to conclude that it's the most corrupt, incompetent sport in the world. Every single event has multiple flagrant cheats and hilariously incompetent mistakes.

It's in a weird gray area. I've got some money on bovada but it was a pain in the ass to get my bank to allow me to deposit

Make me. I watch both, and GGG is a god

Horiguchi
Aliakbari
Garcia
Miura
Nasukawa

100%

Canelo us going to shadowrealm him, the overhand will land, my guy