/heem/: jon jones will win edition

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*eats tiramisu*

daily reminder that the first fight with nate was an exhibition match and should not reflect on the records

I'L TELL WHY I'M PISSED. I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN MCTAPPER. I THOUGHT HE WAS GUNNA BE THE NEXT BEST THING, AN UNDEFEATED IRISH MAN WHO CAN NEVER LOSE. BUT WHEN HE GOT CHOKED OUT TO A WEED HEAD WITH 10 DAYS NOTICE, I FELT SO ANGRY THAT I BELIEVED IN MCTAPPER. THAT'S WHY I'M PISSED

>oh he came back and beat a 210 pound monster

HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?
HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU SERIOUSLY?

NATE DIAZ HAS BEEN A LIGHTWEIGHT HIS WHOLE CAREER. THAT IS NOT WHAT A 230 POUND MAN LOOKS LIKE!

HE WAS 170 AT THE WEIGH INS, THEN GAINED 10 POUNDS OF WATER WEIGHT
CONOR DID THE SAME
NATE WAS NATTY AND MOST OF THE WEIGHT WAS HIS LONG LEGS

CONOR WAS OBVIOUSLY FULL OF JUICE AND WEIGHED ABOUT 190 OF FAKE MUSCLES

PLUS CONORS BICEPS WAS MUCH BIGGER AND HE HAS NEARLY THE SAME RANGE SO HE WAS CHEATING

BUT YOU'RE A CASUAL SO I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO KNOW THAT

FUCKING 202ER
WELL I AM A 209ER
AND WHERE I COME FROM (KENT, ENGLAND) PEOPLE LIKE YOU GET SLAPPED

WAR DIAZ 209 WUT

*GADOOSH*

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Patiently awaiting saturday night so I can shit down your throat OP.

wholeheartedly agree my guy

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