I CAN'T EVEN GET A BAGEL SANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH

I CAN'T EVEN GET A BAGEL SANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH

A KEKCOLD SANDVICH

wow. that's the man that fucked Marky Jane Thompson my waifu

CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB WASHIN CAAAAAAARS

I can't get no pussy!

hey you look pretty good

I CAN'T EVEN BUY A DECENT TRANNY

I just wanna make them FEEEL GOOOD!!!!

I CAN'T EVEN GET HEALTHCAAAARREEE

what was she thinking?

>is that Ross he's wearing?

>is that a Citizen watch?

>maybe I shouldn't have eaten today after all

I CANT BE A NAZI IN HOLLYWOOD

HELP ME TIM!!!!!!!!

Wtf... She fucked that elf? In the arsehole?

Sam doesn't date trannies faggot

Sup Forums MADE ME INTO A SERIAL KILLER

MUH HEALTH INSURANCE

>unfunny show gets booted from tv network

must be the jews :^)

i found her on a cam site like 2 days ago when she was live

was surprising

t. trap fapper

Nothing wrong with what he said when taken in context.

[TIM LITERALLY WALKED INTO ADULT SWIM HQ AND DEMANDED THE SHOW TO BE TAKEN DOWN INTENSIFIES]

NOOOOOBOOOOOUUUUUSSSIIIIIII

NOOOOOOBOYBUSSSIIII*

I MADE MORE MONEY SELLIN CAWWWWWS!

I STUCK IT INTO A MANS ASS AND NOW I CANT AFFORD AIDS MEDICATION

MUH KID, MY BACK, MY FATNESS

timfags will defend this

How old is that qt

IS THIS GOOK FOOD?

IN THE CONTEXT OF MEDICAID! OBAMA!!!!! WHERE YOU AT!!!

also did you know she admins mchan? really makes you think
went from /r9k/ slut to m00t status

mchan as in the pedo infested one?

>/r9k/

aww jesus mental disorder confirmed

>an actual racist gets a qt girl like this
meanwhile im a good person and actually get no powsi

wew ducking lad

yes. it's like poetry

Even for a transsexual he could do way better than Sam

>it's a Sup Forums pretends they wouldn't episode

truly the worst episodes

Marky is an actual girl that Sam defiled when she was 16

CANT EVEN BUY NEW RIMS FOR MY PRIUS

I might desu

whatever you say

been smoking too many backwoods

That's music user

Nigga shutup.

Well time to become a trump supporter

maybe because youre a memelord shitter

this board is for discussion of tv shows and movies, not living failures who have been cancelled and blacklisted from the entertainment industry

Animated like this you can see the man jaw
Nope

>WE WON BAHHAAHHHAHA XD

You sure did Sam.

>I'm a young comedian
>in his 30's

what did he mean by this?

>significantly under the average age
>not young

what did he mean by this?

and no i'm not 30+

he meant that 30+ isn't young enough to be considered young.

Woah this Sam Hyde guy is pretty funny

He deserves his own show imo

Well not compared to his underage ass, but that's still not middleaged yet, so it's still considered young by most people.

it's considered young by old people and 30+ women who delude themselves into thinking they're young.

sam or somebody else involved in the show interacted with a tranny over the internet
this is objective proof that he fucks trannies