How the fuck did I end up a kissless virgin? Oh fuck this wasn't supposed to happen

how the fuck did I end up a kissless virgin? Oh fuck this wasn't supposed to happen

Why couldn't I be like everyone else?

How old are you?

22

Because you settled. You settled for the way people treat you. You settled fot being lazy and out of shape. You settled for subpar grades and apathy. You never once tried to break the mold. Never once tried the chad lifestyle out for a change. Get fit, clean yourself up, read poetry and put yourself out there.

Yep you are on your way to becoming a bonafide wizard

This. The simultaneous weakness and strength of white men is apathy.

same desu

just bee yourself
no...

I swear everyone on this site is a insecure delusional retard who thinks that all "normal guys" go around fucking a new girl every night

most guys meet a girl and marry her and have access to one vagina for the rest of their lives

You're just a cuck like all white males

Ever notice its super attractive/successful people saying 'be yourself'?

>tfw no bf

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, but most of them stay KVs through their 20's?
I'm not white, I'm brazilian

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>tfw I can just throw my wife down on the bed and have my way with her when she walks in the door.

>read poetry

Also, looks aren't exactly my problem, I had girls come straight up to me saying I was beautiful and I still didn't kiss them

I'm just the ultimate sperg
>wife
Not really jealous 2bh

>I'm not white, I'm brazilian
You're not even human.

Enjoy going to bed alone tonight, tomorrow, and every other night.

Won't enjoy it but don't really want to compromise my life forever because of a woman

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I always laugh when threads like this get deleted.

Because we're all you have. And even WE don't want you.
Really makes you think.

>that user who talks like he's outside the box when he's actually inside

>cancer

how is it possible to go through both high school and university without getting laid? it boggles my mind

I know exactly where I am, dumbdumb.

That's why I don't make threads like these in the first place.

Kek, how was it for you? did everyone you knew get laid?

because you were born a little bitch and you'll die a little bitch

>cancer

>Why couldn't I be like everyone else?

but you're just like me

literally me

>wife
great job

high school is understandable, it can be an awkward time for nerds

university though, there's no excuses

Compared to Sup Forums this board is the least bro tier board on this board.