/trans/ - more than you can afford pal edition

scousers trying to brainwash their transfer targets sub edition

Liverpool have placed a £133m price tag on attacking midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 25, to scare off Barcelona. (Mirror)

>Chelsea failed in a late bid to buy Kyle Walker, 27, from Tottenham. The England right-back moved to Manchester City for an initial £45m. (Evening Standard)

Huddersfield Town head coach David Wagner says the club will listen to offers for 27-year-old Bermuda striker Nahki Wells. (Huddersfield Daily Examiner)

>Swansea City are tracking Leeds United striker Chris Wood, but face competition from two other Premier League clubs for the 25-year-old New Zealand international. (Wales Online)

Watford striker Obbi Oulare, 21, is set for a loan move to Belgian club Royal Antwerp. (Watford Observer)

>Burnley boss Sean Dyche says his business in the transfer window is not yet done, after signing Stoke City's 32-year-old defender Phil Bardsley. (Burnley Express)

Cardiff City manager Neil Warnock says "a couple" of clubs have shown interest in winger Craig Noone, 29, this summer, but there has been no contact for any of his other players. (Wales Online)

>Birmingham boss Harry Redknapp had his picture taken with potential signing Emmanuel Agyemang-Badu, 26, in a pre-season friendly match between Huddersfield Town and Italian side Udinese. (Birmingham Mail)

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Fuck anime

1st for We're all going to make it bros (and get jewess godess GF's)

incredible post

outfuckingstanding post

fuck neymar jr

>Watford striker Obbi Oulare, 21, is set for a loan move to Belgian club Royal Antwerp. (Watford Observer)
Just sell him for fuck's sake.

>City, United and Chelsea can spend millions every year
>nobody calls them on it or says they should be achieving more
>nobody says it's ruining the league and making life a nightmare for teams who aren't them

baffling lads.

any update on happiness to my life situation?

Literally everyone moans about City, constantly

this isn't Sup Forums please don't post shit like that

But nothing changes. But just for bants, show me a single BBC article from last season that shat on City for spending so much and not getting even a meme cup win.

It all depends on you getting a gf, can't papa Erdogan get one of those for you?

this, every single goal they concede next season will have a news article written about it and the price of the backline

Reminder that Livershite are selling their only good player while only signing two Chelshit rejects

>slave in a factory or be broke
choose one

post of the highest quality

>he actually believes this

aHAhAhahaahahHAAHAHHAAH!

when is the new fifa coming out

>Liverpool have placed a £133m price tag on attacking midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 25, to scare off Barcelona. (Mirror)
PSG overpaying for Nerman so Barca can overpay for Coutinho so Liverpoo can overpay for Keita and Van Dike, wew it's like poetry

>and get jewess godess GF's
stopped reading here

why would you play that video game at all

Great start to the thread lads

September 29th, here at least

september
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

And then Coutinho plays like shit in a sulk because he didn't join a club that can win stuff.

Of course it'll happen.

Of course the fucking leaf is a pussy too

i decided not to play the 17 and now i miss it desu

same time of year as it always does

peer pressure I bet, everyone plays it in brazil

/ Thread

how patrician am i mates?

UK teams i hate

>Sunderland
>Newcastle
> Manure
>Spuds
>Liverpoo
>Arselel
>West Ham
>QPR
>Swansea
>Cardiff City
>Aston Villa

ones i like

>Stoke City
>Norwich City
>Wigan

maybe i just want a comfy thread without peopleshoving woodchips up their fingernails

Each signing city has made so far has been met with autistic screeching, they are licking their chops waiting for that first goal to go in

liking shit teams doesn't make you patrician

negotiations have stalled, as happiness doesn't think they can keep depression out of the side

truly patrician ppl are liverpool fans la

Prove it. Back it up with sources. There's literally none out there which support your claims. And I mean actual news website articles, not fucking general comments or from Red Cafe.

so is adrien silva moving to england or what

Just open the sports section of the guardian or the mail you lazy shit

Do you not follow print journalism?

Sandro Ramirez looks decent

Shouldn't be too hard to provide a link then if it's so easy. Burden of proof lies with you. Don't provide a source I'll just assume you're shitposting. What a surprise, you on Sheik's payroll or something to defend Shitty? Howling lad.

Not of those dogshite ones, no. As I said, should be easy to provide source. Lots of the stuff should be online as well.

Western animation is superior to anime.

>it's a Sup Forums retard starts acting like it's an academic debate episode
Also the burden of proof is on you for making the initial claim dickhead

he was on Atletico's list. Atletico never fails with striker deals. maybe Jackson but it is not their fault that he ended his career in his mind. best part of the deal is he came for a peanut money. can be signing of the season.

Post aryan godess amber heard

not a bad move by lafc tbqh

theguardian.com/football/2017/jul/24/manchester-city-sign-benjamin-mendy-monaco-transfer-window

>watching some old bw games on twitch
>2001 osl finals
>they are wearing wizard capes and shit

I laughed quite a bit. They looked absolutely ridiculous back then.

it's the samefag poster, exact same retarded way he always phrases stuff

You wish.

t h i c c

already looks better than pookaku

There's only 1 aryan godess tbf

i don't see a single fucking negative comment there.

wait since when is LA getting another team

this MLS bubble is gonna pop and it's gonna be glorious

>the retarded guy who gimmicks that there is samefags in a thread by pretending he can tell who people are is gimmicking again

that's it, I'm going to /qa/ you're literally samefagging to pretend you're a meme, so I'm going to tell the mods to get you range banned. Fucking pathetic.

8 days

>retarded
only he says retarded, fuck off samefagging.

there you are again, fuck off.

>invest heavily in your squad
>have to rely on a deflected shot by one of the players you should've shipped off 2 seasons ago

I hope it doesn't pop, I find MLS more enjoyable than many other leagues.

this

Looked trash until Sandro came on

since 2014 i think, they start next year

i want to say you're wrong, but i have no idea what's going to happen after expansion, so you could be right

>autistic shitposter is back again
Not this again lads. Sick of this.

>Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has given the clearest indication yet that Swedish striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 35, will re-sign for the club. (Times - subscription required)

Lukaku + Ibra + Felliani would be the memest shit ever.

new PES been lookin good lads

Would there be a swarthier team in world football?

>all that gambling

Does this include the new sleeve ads?

What's up with these bet sponsors?

Just the main sponsors.

But everyone moaned that City's deal was far too big when they signed it

>Kenya

based

Reminder that 'Etihad' means 'United' in Arabic, and that Man City literally play in the United Stadium with United written on their shirts

the biggest of ironies

>dat gap

player to club for £xm

roll on are way better than spray

>they told me i would be playing centrally

>they told me i would be playing for a big club

>my feet hurt, can i go back to city now?

you know remember that game were pellegrini played millner up front

how does stick compared to roll-on and spray? you guys seems like experts on the field

He was actually ok as a forward

ofc millner is ok everywhere you put him

>paying nerman's clause + french taxes would cost psg at least 330m, according to l'equipe
ayy

fpbp

u mad

>nobody calls them on it or says they should be achieving more
I follow United and >we frequently got shit on for spending and only winning the League Cup and EL

Arsenal are closing in on a £45m deal for Monaco's 21-year-old France midfielder Thomas Lemar. (Sun)

>Real Madrid coach Zinedine Zidane has said he cannot guarantee that Wales winger Gareth Bale, 28 - who is a target of Manchester United - will stay at the Bernabeu this summer. (Mirror)

Chelsea manager Antonio Conte is planning a £50m swoop for two England midfielders - Everton's Ross Barkley, 23, and Arsenal's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 23. (Sun)

>Liverpool are ready to make one last-ditch attempt to sign RB Leipzig's Guinea midfielder Naby Keita, with a bid in excess of £70m likely for the 22-year-old. (Mirror)

Liverpool remain unmoved in their stance that Brazil forward Philippe Coutinho, 25, is not for sale amid interest from Barcelona. (ESPN)

>Inter Milan boss Luciano Spalletti says he wants Croatia winger Ivan Perisic, 28 - a target for Manchester United - to stay at the club, but that he "can't say for sure" what will happen. (ESPN)

Juventus have turned their attention to Paris St-Germain's France international Blaise Matuidi, 30, as they look to sign a defensive midfielder, further clearing Manchester United's path for Chelsea's Serbia midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28. (Independent)

>AC Milan chairman Marco Fassone has revealed the club have spoken to the agent of Chelsea's Spain striker Diego Costa, 28. (Sky Sports)

France striker Karim Benzema, 29, is expected to re-sign with Real Madrid for the upcoming season, regardless of whether the club sign Monaco's Kylian Mbappe, 18. (Marca)

>Argentina forward Paulo Dybala, 23 - a target for Manchester United and Barcelona - has no plans to leave Juventus this summer. (Talksport)

Lucas Perez's agent has travelled to London to negotiate the 28-year-old Spanish striker's return to Deportivo La Coruna. (AS)

name?

Zsa Zsa Gábor

Mohamed N'Diaye

Shut up you fucking wanker. Mexico is anime

1 poor woman

Alex Sandro?

no that's not her name

...

Merino to Newcastle seems to be a done deal that will get announced tomorrow

>3mil loan + 7mil buy option

lmao newcastle are so stupid, good on dortmund for draining money from those fucks