>Childhood faps
Childhood faps
Parker Hughes
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Ayden Ross
*inserts pasta*
Ryder Thompson
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Joseph Diaz
I fapped many times to this
Grayson Rivera
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Christopher Richardson
>Get ready for this 4 and a half inch dick
Alexander Jones
bump
Jordan Adams
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Michael Phillips
Alright, you got the reactions you went looking for, threads over.
sage
Jayden Fisher
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Sebastian Reyes
lol this never gets old
Camden Long
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Sebastian Phillips
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Jonathan Ortiz
>That nothing but white interior
Simple but so beautiful. The 80s were great.
Robert Scott
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Michael Flores
IDC what you fuckers say. I'd like to imagine sucking on those tits no joke.
Connor Thomas
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Liam Kelly
That's from 1971
Ian Johnson
>giphy
kys
Jordan Walker
>Google
Eat a dick.
Thomas Stewart
I can't, you are eating one right now
Blake Jenkins
I wanted to give her polish sausage, if you catch my drift
Ayden Rodriguez
I can't find a vid of this anywhere.
Tyler Johnson
have you tried maybe searching a torrent site you dumb fuck
Juan Phillips
Bababooey bababooey Howard Stern's Penis!
Bababooey bababooey!
Ayden Williams
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Austin Wilson
>Childhood faps
>Scarlet Johansson
Young man we need to have a word.
Hudson Nelson
>using jewgle
You need to go back.
Henry Morris
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Eli Collins
we are the champions, my friends
Carter Robinson
>Jamie Lee Curtis
Yuck.
Jaxson Wright
So many times. This and that topless cake scene from 'Under Siege'.
Alexander Ramirez
I jerked it to Elliot when scrubs reruns were playing on late night tv
Parker Turner
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Matthew Morales
Disregard that, I suck cocks
Andrew Scott
this movie got me to just love jerkign off and saying fuck off to everyone else. I am perfectly happy by myself and doing what I want when I want.
Charles Nguyen
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Dominic Roberts
kek, 'The Big Hit'? shit was so funny
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Cooper Hill
Am I the only one who finds JLC genuinly attractive in a homely down-to-earth woman kind of way? Like she seems like a woman that wouldn't give a shit about jewelry and clothes. Someone you could have a chill life with, little drama.
Easton Taylor
>woman kind of way
That's where you lost me
Matthew Williams
Okay, let me rephrase. She looks sort of like a dude with a vagina and tits, and in movies she's almost always portrayed as confident and rational, like a man. I find her attractive because she might act like a dude and would be a bro.
Eli Morris
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Luis Evans
>because she might act like a dude
she has that xxy chromosome thing
she technically is
Michael Mitchell
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Noah Perez
>xxy chromosome thing
excuse me?
Ethan Clark
I know I'm in the minority but I always preferred Jennifer
John Ward
This is my favorite scene from that movie. I still watch it sometimes.
James Wood
Damn, just makes me want her more.
Jose Wilson
Yaasssss
Brody Turner
Doesn't get any better than this.
Colton Taylor
google that shit
Carson Johnson
She is my girl.
Nolan Ward
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Angel Foster
She was like proto-fap to me. I was fascinated by her, but didn't quite understand why yet.
Parker Rogers
Which one is Elliot? The black dude?
Kayden Wright
He means Becky #2
Colton Lee
Watching rio carnival
Luke Jones
No, Elliot was the white guy. The black guy was named Amenian
Owen Nelson
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Julian Peterson
Betsy Russell>Phoebe Cates>Jennifer Jason Leigh
Or more accurately:
BR+PC+JJL=ALL MY FAPS
Jackson Reyes
What is this?
Eli Nelson
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muh diCK!!
Joshua Gomez
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Carter Butler
Grown women did nothing for me when I was a kid.
Tyler Collins
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Joshua Jackson
The first time I saw this, I almost came without even touching it.
Josiah Thomas
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Kayden Butler
/r/ing the hilldog version of this pasta.
Julian Barnes
Gina Gershon in Prey for Rock & Roll
Caleb Wright
delicious 14 year old drew
Isaac Butler
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Cooper Brown
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Connor Morgan
Yum.
Justin Reyes
Patrician Taste.
Juan Lee
she was hotter in Beastmaster
Colton Butler
She likes the BAC
Chase Clark
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Evan Stewart
Not for me. There is something about a girl who casually gets naked in front of other people that gets me. That scene was so freaking hot for me.
Jace Baker
I'm not even a furry. I grew up to be normal, but this was my very first.
What was worse was that I kept playing with it afterwards and "An American Tail: Fievel Goes West" came on after Space Jam. So 6 year old me spanked it during a movie about a kike mouse becoming a cowboy...
Caleb Reed
Same, looking back I can't believe CN would air Roger Rabbit so often.
Bentley Mitchell
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Adrian Ross
It makes it even more erotic that she fucks animals.
Liam Baker
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Anthony Butler
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Hunter Sanders
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Easton Cooper
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Adrian Long
She looks fine until she greases her hair back.
Why?
Matthew Johnson
>Fievel is a kike
fuck bro, I don't want my J-dar turned on when it concerns nostalgia
Gabriel Powell
>not Basic instinct with Sharon Stone
>not Wild things
>instead you chose Arnold's worst movie with the ugliest """"woman"""" ever
Cameron Jackson
Fucking this!
Those inflated butts do it every time for me.
Carter Sanchez
"Yeah baby fuck me"
Jeremiah Ward
Great choice. I've been looking all over for this, but completely forgot her name in the past few years.
Her and Anna Falchi were the primo Italian movie fap girls. Federica Palmer from Fallo was another.
Ayden Hughes
I like to live dangerously.
Brandon Campbell
>that topless cake scene from 'Under Siege'.
this
prime erika eleniak
Nathaniel Nelson
>she has that xxy chromosome thing
Lies.
Caleb Evans
Why 80's had so much better qts?
David Turner
Foods were more natural back then, with less artificial colors/flavorings and endocrine disruptors.
Dylan Anderson
April O'Neal was fucking cartoon fap greatness.
Hunter Martin
>Not her mother in episode 1
Polly Walker bestest milfu