/nfl/ general - NON-CANCER edition

CAR: Panthers peppering McCaffrey w/ short passes
BUF: Sammy Watkins (foot) avoids PUP to start camp
PIT: Martavis hopes to finalize reinstatement soon
PIT: Le'Veon Bell a no-show for opening of camp
WAS: Jordan Reed also dealing with ankle soreness
NO: Saints nab Orlando Franklin with 1-year deal
SF: John Lynch: Carlos Hyde 'looks tremendous'
PHI: Jordan Matthews 'full go' for training camp
PIT: Steelers ink Villanueva to four-year contract
LAR: Rams uncertain if Donald will report to camp
MIA: Owner: Jarv Landry extension not 'mandatory'
FA: Raiders cut longtime special teamer Jones

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Official porn thread

Daily reminder the Falcons will be back and Brady is SHOOK

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Sauce to one with souhd?

Really, really makes me oink.

>get the defensive player in the draft at 31
>over concerns over his shoulder
>shoulder ends up being fine

I don't know how we got so lucky

>NON-CANCER edition
>cuckposting
Hmmm.

wow, you truly can make drunk coeds do anything these days

H-TOWN

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what the fuck are you even on about, dumbfuck

>Odell: I want to be highest-paid player in NFL
>tfw the face of your teams franchise is a diva who wants to be paid higher than anyone else

I was told to post porn

>its a ViQueens tries to be relevant thread

jej

piggers.

amber blank, she has dozens of videos. She's pretty sexy and the guys she fucks are too, but I get turned off by her attitude. She seems kind of psychotic. YogaHotWife has way better amateur IR imo t.b.h.

Nanners have been decent drafters of LB and Line players im pretty pumped if Foster can learn to be as smart as Bowman at the position.

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BULJUUUUUU
Based Shanalynch gonna lead us to the promised land

This year is /OURYEAR/ .... to earn your respect, user.

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Worst breasts I've seen and I've seen plenty iycmd

What team is going to be desperate when their QB goes down and overpay for Osweiler?

Jets

Well that was fast

elite? elite.

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Kessler is not >JUST

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Kessler is not JUST, Brock might have had a fluke season (see might) and while Kizer might not play he's definitely unproven. Kessler completed a lot of passes with no line. Also, Johnson did really well especially with no line, again. Are there any good free safeties in this upcoming draft?

Do you think Semens will progress this season? Looked like he had trouble throwing checkdowns last year.

How did Haden go from a great corner to shit so fast

The JUST refers to the fact that nobody even knows who the starter will be, Kessler is not as safe pick as many people assume, it's still an open competition.

Injuries. He plays like an all pro like one game in a season when he manages to be healthy, the rest of the year he's either on the sidelines or limping around and playing like ass.

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I don't even think Brock is JUST. Worst I could see there is bad or unproven if that's worse to you

What is RS on special teams?

>checked MMQB Top 400 players list page
>teams are described in complete name (Dallas Cowboys, NE Patriots, etc)
>Washington Redskins is just "Washington"
What happened?

For the money he's getting paid he's very much JUST. I know Browns have a shitload of cap space so they don't really care, but he might be the most overpaid player in football.

CLEVELAND BROWNS
vs
MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR

Who wins?

He wasn't good in Denver and he was worse than >JUST in Houston, how's he "bad" at worst?

Return specialist.

Rotoworld is telling me Kizer has a chance to win the starting job, which is really not that surprising.

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>he doesn't think the iggles are making the playoffs

>his tight end doesn't shitpost on Instagram

SAD!

>pig tail

It just has no impact on me if the ass isn't also big and fat. If she's going to wear a piggy tail she'd better have a piggy ass, too.

>he still believes the "Browns are the worst" meme

Five wins this season, no doubt. It's a race to the bottom between the Jest and the Chicago Trubiskys for worst team.

Gotta give that one to the Mormons.

>he thinks a team with BROCKO SWEILER at qb is going to win five games.

I genuinely feel sorry for Trubisky because I've watched that kid play at UNC and he's genuinely talented as fuck, probably the most pro-ready QB I've seen since Luck. It's a pity that such a shitheap of a team as Chicago drafted him, he'll have a garbage line and no receivers. Not to mention the unforgiving fans who will turn on him when he inevitably starts losing, that team will flat out ruin him.

>his team doesn't have a 16 million per year backup QB
lmaoing @ ur life

>garbage line

I don't think Chicago's OL is garbage at all.

Brock is shit but he actually has a winning record as a starter. 5-3 with Denver and 8-6 with Houston.

Pick

Brady or Garoppolo
Rodgers or Brees
Wilson or Newton
Dalton or Stafford
Dak or Wentz
Ryan or Carr
Mariota or Winston
Bradford or Smeth
Rivers or Cousins
Roethlisberger or luck
Tannehill or Palmer
Manning or Flacco

>Brady or Garoppolo
Stopped reading there, go back to r*ddit.

Garoppolo
Rodgers
Newton
Stafford
Dak
Ryan
Winston
Bradford
Cousins
Roethlisberger
Tannehill
Manning

post the full kippers pic user, they'll never find it here

Both teams probably had more talent in their backup units than Cleveland does.

>more talent in their backup units
They were better teams but let's not go full retard here.

They sabotaged him the second they moved up a spot.

It's an exaggeration but they're on totally different ends of the spectrum talent wise, and Denver actually had a worse record with him than with the rotten corpse of Manning being incapable of heaping the ball more than 3 yards away.

Someone leaving the Niners outta contention? I like you.
For their sake I hope not, Kizer's even worse than Watson, who's gonna bust hard imo

Niners and Browns won the draft, and I see both teams getting to at least three wins.

Last year sure, but don't assume the Browns are the same 1-15 team they were last year. They're returning only one starter on the offensive line from last year's week 17 for example (Joe Thomas). Obviously they will be no playoff contender or anything but winning 5 or 6 games is hardly a stretch.

y'all got a template fo one of these?

Has anyone else gotten the audio captcha before?

>Kizer's even worse than Watson
Do you watch college football? I'd say they're about equal, Kizer is the more talented but less polished one. And he didn't play on a completely stacked team like Watson.

Just erase that Falcons shit in the bottom left, I don't know why I saved it like that.

Garoppolo
Rodgers
Wilson
Stafford
Dak
Ryan
Winston
Smeth
Rivers
Luck
Tannehill
Manning

>Brady
>Rodgers
>Newton
>Stafford
>Wentz
>Ryan
>Winston
>Smeth
>Rivers
>Roethlisberger
>Palmer
>Manning

Ryan/Carr and Bradford/Smeth were the hardest
Ryan and Carr because theyre both good
Bradford and Smeth because theyre both bad

I don't think they've gotten much better and anyway their draft picks will need time to gel and adapt, don't think they'll win more than 3 games.

Didn't Kizer go 4-8 last season?

>Smeth
>bad

gtfo out of here you faggot

>Publicly admitting being a fan of the Hueston Toxshits

Do you guys think the blm ravens are gonna sign kaepernick?

I'd like to see them not sign him because the rage would be fun.

>the checkdown king is good

I like the chiefs but damn, i wish theyd improve at QB
And the Kingsbury babby aint it

How hard is this guy gonna bust this season?

In thinking something like 10 TD 15 INT 52% comp. Nick Foles is starting by week 12

Smeth might not be great but he certainly isn't bad. He knows exactly what he's capable of and rarely makes costly errors.
t. not even a Queefs fan

He will not bust and will lead the Eagles to a winning record, possibly even playoffs

>I don't think they've gotten much better
Bitonio is returning from injury, they've signed Tretter and Zeitler in FA, drafted the consensus #1 pick who can produce right off the bat on DL, drafted Ogunjobi and Brantley to bolster up interior defensive line, drafted Peppers who can immidiately produce as an elite returner and can possibly molded into a quality DB sometime down the line, added some veterans to the secondary. Their only significant loss was Pryor but they signed Britt who is pretty much the exact same player. Relative to last year I don't think any other team got better than them this offseason.

>Didn't Kizer go 4-8 last season?
Notre Dame did. That team was shit top to bottom, 42nd ranked defense in the nation.

>implying they aren't embracing the suck for sam goatnold

I just realized danny woodhead is
A. Still in the league
B. Has been consistently a producer and great asset for whatever team he has been on

I mean its like marcus sherels on the vikings. I keep waiting for him to get cut and it never happens.
good for you danny. where is he now? ravens?

Confirmed

Yeah hes an experienced vet who knows his boundaries. That comeback against the chargers last season was fantastic

Alright hes not THAT bad but his noodle arm and conservative coaching hold him back dearly. Ultimately his know how of the game the reason i picked him over bradford and im an OU homer.

Baltimore is the nignog capital of the east. It's a perfect place for him.

Woodhead is one of my favorite players. I'll miss him on the Chargers.

Brady
Rodgers
Wilson
Stafford
Dak
Ryan
Mariota
Smith
Rivers
Roethlisberger
Palmer
Manning

Only tough ones were Rodgers vs Brees and Mariota vs Winston

1. Patriots
2. Raiders
3. Steelers
4. Titans
5. Chiefs
6. Dolphins

1. Seahawks
2. Packers
3. Falcons
4. Giants
5. Buccaneers
6. Eagles

>Didn't Kizer go 4-8 last season?
Didn't a bunch of the talent on his team leave, including a lot of the o line?

Why the Hell did it take the NFL/broadcasters so long to show the time/score during the entire game?

which game

OBJECTIVE NFL POWER RANKINGS 2017

1. Patriots
2. Falcons
3. Packers
4. Cowboys
5. Steelers
6. Raiders
7. Chiefs
8. Giants
9. Texans
10. Titans
11. Dolphins
12. Broncos
32. Jets

Not any game, I'm just watching old NFL games and they still weren't showing the score/time during the entire game in the 90s. They would mention the down and score now and then.

I wasn't being a smartass, just asking so I could know more about why.

Raiders are poised for a letdown.

>11. Dolphins

I was never impressed from the tape I watched. He's got tools to work with but also makes piss-poor decisions, if he can clean those up and works on his accuracy has a chance.

I miss the old broadcasts when they didn't show the yellow line, modern fans are so idiotic they can't even tell what down it is if a BIG FUCKING YELLOW LINE isn't there.