*runs out of woods*

*runs out of woods*

*sniffs*

*shaves head*

RICH

*fucks lori*

M'ASK

YOU

*bursts through front door*
AY RICK
*storms to kitchen*
M'ASK U SUMTIN
*starts banging all the pots and pans around*
WHY THEY SHUFFLIN RICK??
*opens the fridge and slams the door*
THINK THINGS ARE THE SAME???
*rips sink out of the wall*
WELL IT AINT
*flips kitchen table*

LIL BASTUD

CLOCK MEH IN THE FACE

SUMTHIN

what did he mean by this

Me on the right

rofl why is this so funny
is Shaneposting finally making a comeback?

*sprints outta woods*
IT AIN'T LIKE IT WAS BEFORE RECK
*vomits all over Herschel's porch*
bleeeaauuurgh sorry reck shouldnta run so much after all that chili

best part is that in the episode this scene leads into the opening credits so you have the intense walking dead theme playing over Shane's vigorous headrubbing

M'ASK U SUMTIN RICK
Was gettin kout part of chore plan?

can I m'ask you bout that mask?

FLIGHT PLAN AIN'T LIKE IT WAS RICK

HA U GUNNA PERTICK EM RECK
*shoots otis*
HA U GINNA PORTICK CAROOOL N LORRRRIIIIII

HOW U GONNA PERTEK OTIS
*shoots otis again*
HE DEAD NOW RECK

Watch it Lori

*crabwalks out of woods*
allah ackbar RICK

kek


kek

when the fuck does shane ever chase dale up stairs

i haven't seen this shit in years

season 2 episode 5

i assume it's a reference to the fact that shane and dale were constantly butting heads over
>muh morals and ethics

>shane just stroked his head again

hah fuck forgot about that

You're right Rick.

>rubs head

That is enough.

>rubs head so hard friction causes spark that arcs into pistol and pulls back trigger killing a zombie

EHHHH RHECK

fuck you rick