Is she a good athlete or just eye candy?

Is she a good athlete or just eye candy?

There isn't such a thing as a good female athlete, they're all shit and only popular because they have a big butt or a pretty face. Ever noticed how literally NOBODY gives a fuck about ugly woman athletes?

the Cristiano Ronaldo of women's football

shes #3 on my list of hottest famous women

ive never seen a second of any of her games desu

Lloyd is better

Why does she have a buttcrack on her nose tho?

was one of the best strikers in womans soccer for a span of 5 years or so, plus she happens to be a qt as well

I would give my left leg to smell her stinky socks or panties after a match.

>that nose
>heavily caked on makeup while she's doing physical activity
>not very good at soccer
>flat stomach negated by her flat chest and butt
>literally an asscrack ON HER NOSE
>Has a tattoo
>plays divegrass
>Doesn't even know who I am
Literally a shit-tier girl and athlete.

You can be both, you know.

What a pretty dyke

>Has a tattoo

She's both
She's everything

I saw her in person in 2012 at tOSU walking down the side walk..... I almost nutted.

Derek Zoolander?

She's legit good at divegrass

>the David Beckham of women's football

fixed

...

is she wearing make-up?

>womyn "athletes"

:3

yes, she always wears makeup
I imagine Alex to be a total Stacy who cares more about appearance than what she does on the pitch
a total bitch who would not even oblige my requests to wash her gear out of disgust at my betaness

she's a 10/10 CUTEee pie

Cristiano Ronaldo wears make up and spends 2 hours in the hairdresser before every big game

Believe it or not, my chink friend, people like to look good

She's fine, but not as fine as this.

post it

Does anyone else love girls with hyper-annoying voices?

Someone post the webm

this is literally the hottest picture ive ever seen i nutted while looking at the thumbnail and only god and i knows what happened when i saw the full size image

ROAST

>buttcrack on her nose
the exact words that came to my mind as well

In all seriousness, Christian Press is the biggest qt on the USWNT

>christian " Why cant I play as well as Alex" Press

A USWMNT thread. Mind if I drop in?

>USWMNT
Are they co-ed now?

loving hyper-annoying voices is a requirement to reproduce in your population

damn, you could be right

says the country where people can't get off unless someone is shitting on your chest

please don't

speak for yourself mart sharter

forgot to mention, german is by far the ugliest modern language

>The most admired women's footballer among women themselves, is the most attractive one

Made me think

your "language" is a retard version of an already dumbed down version of German.

and yet you're cucked into using it just to get my attention. maybe shouldn't have lost those wars

is good athletic eye candy not an option?
because that's what she is

i wnna sniff in her pusy

Sometimes I talk to dogs as well. It's pretty much the same.

good taste

just imagine how hot she would be if she had any tits or ass at all

What's that crease between her nostrils?
>amerimutt genetics

Wew americucks BTFO.

this desu

MORE PICTURES OF CUTE AMERICAN SOCCER GIRLS PLZ!!!!

Yous trollin

yeah she's QT but nothing special. there are hotter female athletes out there. see cathrine larsasen

i would suck a fart out of her butt if you know what i mean

>no ass
>no tits
white """"""""""women""""""""

She would have if she wasn't doing cardio every single day

What is with this meme that I see americans forcing?

What is with Finns being retarded faggots?

America is a nigger country
in nigger culture, the ass is the most important body part

it is considered normal in America to smell ass and lick assholes
even better if it is unclean or sweaty
coming into contact with shit in the process is 'kinky' but mainstream

this is why obesity is so common - people are trying to have a bigger ass. but eating so much will increase breast size too.
really, it's just americans fetishizing fatness

Pure fridge kino

Is this per capita? If not it proves nothing.

Canadians are Americans

is she a good athlete or just a [spoiler]really good athlete[/spoiler]

>women
>good athlete
Pick fucking one. Fuck's sake....

Would jizz on that pretty face.

>woman*

Fuck.

>Olympic medalist
>Adorable and qt
>Thicc

Perfect tier desu

Malory Pugh is a superior soccer player and superior soccerfu

I find her unironically attractive

Why can't she be both?

>Ever noticed how literally NOBODY gives a fuck about ugly woman athletes?
Serena, Martina Navratilova, Sanchez-Vicario, I can go on.

this

Is she a meme or do people actually think she's above average looking?

Solid 6/10 for me.

Are you gay?
She has a beautiful butt for her athletic body.

But it's her modesty that makes her QT.

>This multiracial thing
>qt

If you don't want to stick your tongue up that tight little butthole then you are a homosexual

Rapinoe is best USWNT

I saw her in a supermarket once. Very weird person

>tOSU

DROPPED
R
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P
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context?

He was actually good though

>"Number 1" team in the world
>Can't even beat Australia in their home country

Really activates the almonds

She went to Cal though

still disappointed she went to the campus

All those US searches are from me btw

>he doesn't rate Julie Johnston

I had NO idea Sue Bird is gay, possibly signaling my retardation, and she's dating Rapinoe there.

Bird only just came out, IIRC. Not that it should be at all shocking that a female basketball player is gay. If anything it even more common than in soccer (and the England womens national is very very gay, theres at least 4 lesbians in the current squad, maybe 6)

>tfw you will never see a Sue Bird/Rapinoe carpet munching sex tape leaked online

Stranger things have happened at sea.

Although i think theres more chance of seeing the Laura Robson / Genie Bouchard tape, mostly because that is 'known' to exist

>divegrass

is waifu wars going on today? no thread yet, will it interfere with the technically superior Sup Forums summer cup?

Case in point
Nobody gives a shit about ugly female athletes

>ugly woman athletes
>Serena
delet this u racis

I want to have a threesome with her and Christen Press. Does that make me gay?

She isn't actually that hot. I'd give her a 6/10 at best. If she was a pornstar i'd skip past her 'model' page on x-art without a 2nd thought.

>Serena
Well OP did mention big butts...

She's hot compared to many female athletes, though. When you're surrounded by dogs your score goes up.

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