TELL ME ABOUT RUDOLPH

TELL ME ABOUT RUDOLPH
WHY DOES HIS NOSE GLOW SO BRIGHT?

First one to talk to Santa, get to stay on his sleigh.

I CAN'T FLY GOOD. WON'T YOU GUIDE MY SLEIGH TONIGHT?

baneposting is dead

The flight plan lists me, Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Dr. Pavel.

Dr Kringle, I'm Santa

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HOHOHO, OUT HOTHEAD, OUT HOTHEAD, OUT HOTHEAD, OUT HEAD, MERRY CHRISTMAS Sup Forums!

Uh, you don't get to bring elves

THE NICE LIST I FILED WITH THE NORTH POLE LISTS ME, MY ELVES, JACKFROST HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU

You don't get to bring presents

Baneposting is ingrained so heavily into the board that it will never die

UH, YOU DON'T GET TO BRING ELVES

>he didnt see the sticky with 2k plus replies a couple days ago

TELL ME ABOUT SANTA


WHY DOES HE GROW THE BEARD

CIANTA

Congratulations, you got us through the fog, what's the next step of your master plan?

YOU'RE A FAT GUY

THE FLIGHTPLAN I'VE FILED WITH THE AGENCY LISTS ME, MY REINDEERS, AND 1203913 METRIC TONS OF PRESENTS FOR ALL THE KIDS

FIRST ONE TO CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY GETS TO STAY ON MY SLEIGH AND GETS A PRESENT

Someone get this hothead
outta here!

show me the body

Crashing this sleigh...

If I put you on the naughty list would you die?
It would be extremely disciplinary
You're a big kid
For you

...WITH NO SURVIVORS

Bane posting is seasonal.
It is eternal.

DELIVERING THESE TOYS. WITH NO ONE FORGOTTEN.

GRINCH!?!?

He's mister green Christmas, he's mister sun
He's mister heat blister, he's mister 101

reported.

burgermeister?

THIS IS A BIG LIST

FOR ALL OF YOU

>frosty with your snow so white
>won't you guide my race tonight?
Wow, I can't believe Raimi got away with that

>On the first day of Christmas the Jews got what they deserve

It was a different time

The naughty or nice list I just filed with the Elves list: Smee, Miaman, Doctor Pavellier, but not Juan of Yue.

If I pull the beard will I still get presents?

Baneposting has become such an element of this entire fucking website, that it can't die.

I guarantee you, on any board post something about Planes, the CIA, or call somebody big and you will get a Baneposting related reply