Which one gets out of the No Owl Club next?

Which one gets out of the No Owl Club next?

It looks grim all around but my guess would be Atlanta.

Titans or Texans. If Jags investments start paying off they got a shot too. AFC south is gonna be a fun division to watch pretty soon.
Next best chance is Falcons if they don't have SB hangover but they gotta do it soon because that team is pretty old

Falcons or Titans. They both have stable QB's, although the Titan's defense isn't as good as Atlanta's. Jags would be a legit contender depending on which version of Bortles shows up.

Panthers if the SB hangover wears off
Texans if Watson pans out
Falcons if they keep up the same form with Shanahan gone

The better question is; which one will be the last one in the No Owl Club?

Texans fan here
Would love to see them win, but titans will be putting up quite a fight this year. Honestly i'm just ready for the AFC south to climb out of the trash tier.

Falcons have the best ownership, so them. Everyone else is pretty pants on head retarded sans the Cardinals, but idk who owns them

Eagles, as Wentz is the real deal and they have the largest, most prominent fanbase of anyone in this group

:')

Browns. If this rebuild doesn't pan out, it's fucking over. No one but the absolute dregs of the NFL would even think about going to Cleveland.

>browns

>Wentz is the real deal

Halfway through the season, Wentz's mechanics got as shitty as Bortles'. He even has the same receding hairline.

>CARSON INTZ

Yes my leaf friend, i'm drunk but i have hope

Browns or Bills. Those guys are cursed

at least he can throw a football unlike noodle arm goff desu

>Jags first round picks
>2010: Tyson Alualu - no longer on the team.
>2011: Blaine Gabbert - lol
>2012: Justin Blackmon - suspended since 2013
>2013: Luke Joeckel - no longer on the team.
>2014: Blake Bortles - borderline bust.
>2015: Dante Fowler - lost his starting spot to a 3rd round pick
>2016: Jalen Ramsey - bretty gud
>2017: Leonard Fournette - taking an RB this high when they have no o-line

Why can't the Jags draft worth a shit?

Da Bengals

Bengals are a proven choke year on year,

Still keeping that couch for some fucking reason

Prepare to be BTFO by TJ Yates again

>2010: Tyson Alualu - no longer on the team.
be curious how many teams still have their 2010 1sts on roster
>2011: Blaine Gabbert - lol
looks even worse in hindsight
>2012: Justin Blackmon - suspended since 2013
had great college tape, shoulda listened to Stephen A
>2013: Luke Joeckel - no longer on the team.
maybe the biggest bust of the list
>2014: Blake Bortles - borderline bust.
nothing borderline about Bortles
>2015: Dante Fowler - lost his starting spot to a 3rd round pick
don't want to blame the Jags here the guys knees just can't stop exploding, didn't have knee trouble in college
>2016: Jalen Ramsey - bretty gud
might even make the leap this year
>2017: Leonard Fournette - taking an RB this high when they have no o-line
really, really dumb pick. Maybe dumber than that Gabbert pick

>less than 2 minutes left with possession
>fumble
>it's okay, they have to drive nearly the length of the field
>take two retarded penalties to put steelers in FG range
>lose
JUST

>Bortles
>a bust

I just don't get this. He's only been in the league 3 years, and in 2015 he threw for 4,500 yards and 35 TD's. Isn't that like, bretty damn gud? Plus, he's 25. Give him 2 more years at least.

Bills

1. Those 2015 stats were the result of the other team typically getting out to huge leads and playing prevent coverages early
2. Bortles has dogshit mechanics and dogshit feet
3. Bortles cannot reliably identify a coverage
4. Bortles development stopped, he regressed and there aren't a lot of reasons to think he'll get better since it is such a bad situation in Jax

>Wentz is the real deal

Gonna be the chargers

Bortles isn't a total bust. He's not >elite but he's a pretty solid 15-20 ranked QB. Wont turn a team around but he gets better as the people around him get better.

Panthers get the closest consistently. Good ownership.

>Jags first round picks
>2010: Tyson Alualu - no longer on the team.
Good rotational player, overdrafted like FUCK
>2011: Blaine Gabbert - lol
lol
>2012: Justin Blackmon - suspended since 2013
Top 5-tier WR blueballed by the NFL because he smokes marijuana for his anxiety, didn't feel worth it to come back, don't blame him
>2013: Luke Joeckel - no longer on the team.
complete shit
>2014: Blake Bortles - borderline bust.
Not as bad as everyone says
>2015: Dante Fowler - lost his starting spot to a 3rd round pick
Insanely talented retard, probably gonna gets suspended at least twice in his career
>2016: Jalen Ramsey - bretty gud
Top 10 CB
>2017: Leonard Fournette - taking an RB this high when they have no o-line
Generational talent

>mfw people itt actually doubt the red rifle

Jags or Tits

Bills, if shady mccoy and Sammy Watkins stay healthy, tyrod Taylor is legit, they had the highest scoring offense last year and they're defense was nothing to fuck with at least for a little while

Cards or Lions.

Wentzemania will run wild all over the NFL.
I think he will win at least 3 rings.
When he gets traded to the Texans

m8 i've gone beyond my comfort zone to defend andy but our 2017 oline wouldn't be able to stop high schoolers

Eh, Ogbuehi and Fisher should be much improved. They're both talented enough. Smith is still a monster run blocker and moving to guard will help. I don't think it's going to be as bad as last season.

>good ownership
>just fired a good GM and rehired the GM they had before him who got them into salary cap hell

i love your optimism, i just can't get excited this time around

>JJWatt and Clowney finishes 1-2 for DPOY
>DeAndre Hopkins #1 in all major receiving stats
>DeShaun Watson wins MVP and ROY
Texans wins the Owl

1. Falcons
2. Titans
3. Texans
4. Dat Bird
5. Loins

The rest are utter garbage

im going with da cats

Atlanta, then Detroit, then Tennessee.
Last three are Jacksonville, Buffalo, Cleveland.