/mlb/ general - BASE HITS AND CHILL edition

OAK: Yankees and A's reach stalemate in Gray talks
ARZ: Grand gesture: Martinez's slam downs Cards
LA: Rangers seek Verdugo in Darvish talks
ARZ: Godley stymies Cards over seven scoreless
MIA: O'Grady shuts out Reds over seven innings
CHC: Kyle Schwarber triples, homers twice vs. CWS
STL: Report: Nationals scouting Rosenthal and Pham
TEX: Rangers inform teams they're shopping Darvish
OAK: Yankees 'leading the pack' for Sonny Gray
TEX: Report: Rangers undecided on trading Darvish
MIN: D'Backs and Red Sox interested in Kintzler
MIA: Martin Prado weighing season-ending surgery

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More like, shit title edition. Should have had this as the OP.

asstros

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MARINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We were in a rush, some faggot's been fucking up all the OP's

Sam Dyson in Texas: 16.2 IP, 10.80 ERA, 9.16 FIP, 4 BS, 0 SV

Sam Dyson in San Francisco: 19.1 IP, 2.33 ERA, 3.21 FIP, 0 BS, 6 SV


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Where's he going /mlb/?

That same barber shop as the meme dentist

Yankees need to not trade anyone for Grey, ignore Grey, he's a pile of shit.

Verlander or Darvish, anyone else wouldn't be worth it, even Verlander is pushing it

Mets mariners!

>look Mom I posted it again!!

REEEEEEEE
YOU CANT FUCKING STEAL DECAT
U FUCKING MEME THIEF

THIS SHIT IS FUCKED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THAT FUCKING CAT IS LITERALLY ONLY FOR KC, OC DO NOT STEAL

FUCKING FAGGOT ASS FUCK

LOOK AT THIS GRAPH AND KNOW YOUR PLACE BITCH

*blocks your path*

in before lifelong cusb-pissboi-rookies fans shitpost another general to death

Nice graph

How do we stop the Dodgers bros

tfw the Dodgers have the day off and can't get another win...

Baseball season's underway
Well, you'd better get ready for a horrible day
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

They're singing
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

They're singing
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

They got no power
They got no speed
And are the worst in the American League

Well, this is the year
Where all the prospects dies
In the stadium where
the downward arrow flies

(We're crying, now)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

Baseball time is here again
You can suffer through it all on UPN
So put on brown bag and throw your up hands
Chicago White Sox have no fans

(Here I'm singing, now)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

(Don’t get shot now!)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

(Can’t even win)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

Hey hey
Gonna kiss a man today
Kiss his dick the chicago way

>meme stealing
disappointment

fangraphs' pitching WAR is total ass

Ppl worked really hard on that, who are u to judge

They're singing
Blow, mo, Blow!
Blow, mo, Blow!
Hey, Chicago what do you say?
I'm gonna kiss some guys today

If the Dodgers signed Darvish, he'd be like the 4th or 5th starter.

Lmao.

he's a 4th or 5th starter anywhere

Brandon McCarthy is a better pitcher?

>tfw I was there for that thread
It was art

literally who

There is nothing fucking wrong with kissing boys you faggot. Jesus. It's like you assholes don't think Addy Russ-Russ has the cutest ass of any player right now and wouldn't suck Krizz Bry-Bry's dick if it were in front of you. Don't lie!

I thought you were an Astros fan now.

bajp is done forever. not only is he banned and can't post, but the cubs beat the cards and the sox in back to back series.

lmao, keep being obsessed with trying to be me. I own all your asses.

McCarthy is better in (current year).

Dodgers win!

bajp came back a few days ago user, he was shitposting in the game threads

James Shields should kill himself

>rags
>muh batting circle

>being this obsessed with male ass

Would you kiss Zack Hample for a free baseball?

Does Hample even have a favorite team? A childhood one?
Real question.

He's jsut a humble fan of all teams in baseball, like the Marlins man

lel brewers

are you an AWL

Mets I think. Maybe Yankees but he's from New York

1stros
kek lel is back today

Start talking about Zack Hample and you summoned a faggot to wreck the thread
Way to go assholes

Interesting question to followup:

How many kids has Hample burgled, before he became a famous squirrely faggot?
You KNOW he has.

Every single ball after the first one should have gone to a kid, so thousands of em

ebin

cubs will win da world series again chekkkem

yu darvish will be traded to mariners and they will win the world series, digits confirms

csnchicago.com/chicago-cubs/willson-contreras-reunion-fan-down-syndrome-will-hit-you-right-feels
>When a meme is this mainstream and newfags still use them on Sup Forums.
I want these redditors who post wojack to leave.

Bros.....

We can't stop the Dodgers bros

>
Back to your containment website of reddit with your old and busted memes.

michael wacha 2013 nlcs
matt adams 2014 nlds
daniel murphy 2015 nlds
jon lester 2016 nlcs

lol the dodgers calendar only has nine months on it

The Dodgers are laughing at us bros

How do we stop the Dodgers bros

oh, don't worry about that. they'll take care of it themselves

It's understandable from the Yankees standpoint. They don't want to part with Torres, and they have already promoted Frazier. BRuth was traded. They just need pitching.

Verlander to the Dodgers makes no sense. He seems like the least impactful of the 3 starters and they would be stuck with him for more than this season. Dodgers already have pitching depth and their pitching staff apart from Kershaw has been great. They need an impactful starter for this season alone because this is the year Dodgers feel like its their best chance to win.

some loser even failed to link his new thread in the old one a couple threads back

>mfw I'm in there

For me it's the Cleveland WWWWWWWindians

Prepare your anus Boors, we're going to finish what the NEETs started.

I am 74970433. I'm also the one that got him to admit to making out with dudes. That was a wonderful thread.

BECAUSE

ITS

THE

CUP

You can paint 1000 pictures and not be an artist, but if you suck one cock and you'll always be a cocksucker.

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I think the dodgers are going to keep playing st this absurd pace until the playoffs, when they will drop off and fail before the NLCS

Where's madman Hahn sending him off too?

If they play the Nationals they'll get to the NLCS then choke. If they play any other team they won't make it past the NLDS.

How many entries will Kersh have his postseason?

mo'Lester did nothing wrong lmao.

t. Molester

This desu

someone take cozart pls

he'll help you in october, i promise

>judge now has a chipped tooth in addition to otherwise being a goofy giant

How many times has Vasgersian sucked off the entire Cubs roster and staff?

New theory: Vasgersian is kiss'Lester

Sup Forumsstros!

So Windians are guaranteed the next 3, I believe they'll sweep Boston in 3 games (again) and then sweep the Northeastern Judges in 4. 17 Ws here we come

and living in nyc, he'll drag more 10s in one week than us normies will ever even sniff

my ex was a 10 though

nice

>David Price will be placed on disabled list due to an elbow issue, source confirms. @MLB @MLBNetwork
>David Price will be placed on disabled list due to an elbow issue, source confirms. @MLB @MLBNetwork
>David Price will be placed on disabled list due to an elbow issue, source confirms. @MLB @MLBNetwork

>David Price has a sore arm and a sore asshole

When would his next start have been?

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>my ex
Maybe she's your ex now because you're an ugly motherfucker. You can only date down for so long.

Tonight

> tfw my last two relationships were polar opposite examples of this paragidm

>5 ACES

A Cincinnati 10 is like a 5 on the unadjusted scale. I don't even want to know what a Cincinnati 1 looks like.

the good one wasn't from cincinnati, but you're not wrong. the real trouble is in NKY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How long until the tigers are good again?

I think he's afraid of the AL Central. This start against KC and his next against the streaking Windians

A decade at best

Going to be going to the game Saturday. Seeing how we're now 1-11 since the all star break I imagine that being one of the only 100 fans in the park, I'll immediately get scout seats for the whole game. At least I'll get to see Moncada up close.

Give me ideas of what sign I should make and hold up the entire time? inb4 BIG RED DOWN ARROW