Tfw no qt German nationalist gf

>tfw no qt German nationalist gf

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Lol cripple

>tfw she shits herself and you ahve to take care of her

She would appreciate you much more than an able bodied woman would

kek'd

Still better genes than a burger

>tfw you just finished masturbating and you think you have exhausted the list of available fetishes for the day
>tfw you forgot about your wheelchair fetish and you already have a boner

>You will never have to carry her up a flight of stairs
>you will never kiss her on the back of the neck while pushing her chair

please just end this

>this is my fetisch

>there is possibly a person who gets paid to clean her afterwards

what suicide ritual will lead me into that reincarnation heaven

just like german nationalism

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Idea if pan-Germanism grows stronger. Especially in Switzerland and Austria. When Germany ethnically cleansed herself from lesser races, it will reclaim Prussia, Silesia and Sudets.

Her cuckold husband is not only prepping food in the background...

>nationalism
>that flag

pick one

Don't have to be a nazi to be a nationalist, dumbass.

Love is the strongest bond you could imagine

10/10 janosz

>pan-germanism
>not cancer

Displays of the flag in Germany are just a matter of soccer enthusiasm.

It has nothing to do with any actual patriotism or even nationalism.

Unfortunately.

Sick burn , kurwa

How noble desire to unite Germans under one flag can possibly be a cancer? Explain yourself, undereducated plebeian.

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top kek

If you're refering to the NAZIs, they were National Socialists.

>tfw no English nationalist gf

I had fun at Croatia

It sucks compared to Italy.

wow she's wheely hot

>tfw no qt German nationalist gf
to trick you and cuck you with Saleem

All women are cheats eventually.

Autobots, ROLL OUT!

>Nationalist
>Not using the black white red flag
Pick one

She not crippled. She's a mutant

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Dem some hot wheels

Your pic reminds me
>ninth grade
>there's a sweet pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident
>has very few friends due to her condition
>she's a fantastic artist
>my friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately
>we start to hang out outside of school
>she takes me home one day to watch a movie
>I ask her if she can show me her portfolio(she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass
>during the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom
>retrieve the big ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all her art pieces off and trash them
>leave
>the next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said "I made them look like you"
>all my friends laugh heartily
>she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fuck was wrong with us.

>Not using the black white red flag
The flag has a name

You sick fuck

Jesus dude you're a fucking psychopath

It´s pasta

Never disencourage an artist mate ...

that's pasta new cunt

kik

noice

...

I know dat feel
why even live?

it's an old copypasta, you fucking newfriends

>things that never happened

savage

Nice. She's in the panzer division too. Bonus.

lol

Asians have no souls

>t. Mustalainen
Gas yourself

I don't know, I just don't

>tyske kvinnfolk

Lol Hal of all women have at least quarter foreign blood in the West.

Never again. Give me a nice bondegirl from the bygda all day. At least she can råne with me all night and doesn't ge pissed when I smell like wunderbaum.

God I fucking love the radfem haircuts

This is a copypasta older than most of the posters here

Jesus.

And some of us will never get to experience it

oh baby a cripple

>Not hanging out in your Volvo 240 outside Esso in Sogndal with your blonde qt all night

What are you doing with your life Kjell?

Croatia is far better than your cold shitty northern caliphate

go check on ahmed and your wife, they might need more lube

THIS IS COPYPASTA

>Nationalist
>Black, red and yellow

No its literally the bond between sub atomic particles.

You mean like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=PvTYWhIEr_U

english slags truly are the best

Kom deg til helvete tilbake til Sup Forums, sjakkanon.

>Croatia is far better than your cold shitty northern caliphate
I guess that's why everyone is migrating to Scandinavia and not Croatia, huh?
>go check on ahmed and your wife, they might need more lube
I don't have a wife.

I remember doing something like this as well
>4 tards in school
>school holds sports day
>everyone get's a participation medal
>tards put their into their backpacks upon order of their wrangler
>lunch time comes
>get idea that seemed fucking hilarious at time
>me and friend sneak into tard classroom take medals out of 2 tards backbacks put them into other 2 tards backpacks
>ask tards if I can see their cool medals
>they get enthusiastic and go to get them watch as they search hopelessly
>eventually they both see their medals in other tards bag
>tard fight breaks out
>one tard gets slammed through table they beat the fuck outta each other for about 8 consecutive minutes with chairs tables and fists because tard wrangler couldn't split them up because woman
felt bretty bad wasn't as funny as I tyought it'd be

Drink bleach.

I have been laughing at this for 20 minutes now. hahha

Fucking hell, nice shitpost

youtube.com/watch?v=Tcs87rRKuRA

Exactly and like this

youtu.be/cCs32RiFVrY

The worst part is spending your years from end of grunnskole all through VGS and lærlingsperioden like this and then you move out of the country and everybody takes you for a retard for liking this. Nobody drives around here for fun. All the BMW and Audis are driven by turks. I haven't seen a Volvo in weeks and nobody likes to hang out in each others cars listening to some country.

I want to go back more than anything but now I'm too old for this Lifestyle and I continue to make Bad life decisions.

In Australia, we call those things wog chariots

KEK

#shreckt

>I guess that's why everyone is migrating to Scandinavia and not Croatia, huh?

that's exactly why sweden is shit, you let them in

>I don't have a wife.

and you never will, swedish women belong to ahmeds and muhammads

>falling for this old pasta

Kill yourself

Thank you for proving that Sup Forums have very few old visitors left. It's a pasta. However did, if did so in real life, should be shot.

>stanceworks
found the faggot
>sweden
makes sense

She gets a neck shoot for beeing a degenerate whos poluting the gene pool.

Fucking cant walk. Discusting.

In to the offen it goes.

>Finland
>White

I just took the picture from Google. What, are you pissed because americans can't make cars?

>that's exactly why sweden is shit, you let them in
You forget the fact that Croatia is 100% not white. They have been #turked for centuries.
>and you never will, swedish women belong to ahmeds and muhammads
I never will because I am a celibate. The christian lifestyle is for me.

>hahalolo finns are mongols maymay
daily reminder that mongols didn't even come this far

>Christian
>Proud White
Pick one, abrahamic cuckold. I bang fellow Germanic ladies in the wild pagan orgy all the time, couldn't have been happier. That's what our ancestors did.

Stop behaving like one then. Siding with Hungary and Croatia over your nordic brethren. Tsk.

Fucking kek

Poland bringing the heat.

I don't have to pick just one. Protestantism and catholicism are the jew versions of christianity. The Bible promotes an entirely different message. The white race is bleeding offspring of God, spiritually descended from Heaven to dwell on Earth. We are the master race, and there is no shame in it.

How do people get gf

I've never had one

Fuck some drunk chick and dont leave in the morning.

Congratz she is now your gf

kek i remember this pasta

It's an abrahamic religion created by Jews for Jews and about Jews. Also, cuckoldry is a part of the plot.
Science proves our master race and Germanic divinity.

>It's an abrahamic religion created by Jews for Jews and about Jews. Also, cuckoldry is a part of the plot.
I guess that's why it promotes the genocide of jews, huh? Weird that the jews would create a religion like that.
>Science proves our master race and Germanic divinity.
Too bad you're not germanic. You're just some commie-slav. Literally no different from a nigger.

>drunk chick
That's rape in the US

Lucky English Girls are whores who will fuck anything.

I don't want to lost my virginity to a slag.

I am Russlanddeutsche and proud follower of Odinism. You are degenerate abrahamic cuckold without normal sexual life.

>WE WUZ GERMANIC AND SHIT
Just stop. Russians are filthy slavs, and that's just what you are. You will never be germanic.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germans_from_Russia
I am an actual German, uneducated degenerate. My Family Chronicle has ancestry back to 1200s