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fav fem fighter?

Thanks for asking

For me, it's Aspen Ladd

*chews obnoxiously loudly*

Does he live with his grandma? That is one awful looking house.

Rose

Cormier won't make weight

Fav conor mgregor moments?

All you gladiator talkers gotta realize Most fights didn't end in death. It was really rare.
Gladiators had sponsorships, did promos for roman bread and were stars like in WWE

Weight ins when?

Thats what Demian Maia suggested after beating Gunnar Nelson. He said there needs to be a mathematical formula or something like that and not just one guys opinion that can be easily influenced by big stockholders and other powerful people.

I bet it would be relatevely easy to make some arlgorhythm that took in all the statistical data (that UFC just gathers for no good reason) and make out who is statistically the best fighter. It wouldn't be perfect and would need some work to make the algorhythm to reflect reality but I think it would be better than what we have now.

1 bong

Who is the modern day Sakuraba? Someone who is a grappling artist? Or at least an exciting and unorthodox fighter.

I want to get back into MMA but everyone seems so boring compared to the good old days.

when he lost to diaz twice

I unironically love turby's copy paste archive meme lol

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they did murder people and animals daily though, which could be a way for the UFC to boost viewership numbers

Fedor is a fat can crushing roider. Prove me wrong heem

The OP doesn't matter you idiot

Theres plenty of pure grapplers. But Tim Elliott is definitely an unorthodox one that goes at an unbelievable pace

His fight with Smolka was one of the best of the year

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They didn't sacrifice the stars unless their performance was abysmal but yes, plebs and animals were killed wholesale. The edgiest emperors grossed the public out by having criminals eaten by dogs and shit

Is it just me who doesn't care about either of these nogs?

>Connor vs. Alvarez
> Woodley vs. Thompson
> Khabib vs. Johnson

What did /heem/ think about these fights ?

Also who should get the next LW title shot ? Khabib or Ferguson ?

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t. literal 205er

It's funny to see your own post from months prior

>skinny jeans
Ha! Faggot

wasn't it FREE to attend? free as in funded by taxes

gooby

Just want you to know I watch that webm all the way through every time you post it.

He fought the best HWs at his prime. UFCs heavyweights back then were nobodies.
Before his loss to werdum he was king. There was noone better.

its a good watch

We herd lol

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Do you guys agree at all with what Khabib is saying? He is talking about how Conor talked his way to a title shot and he is saying that this isn't a sport anymore. He is saying that the PR team at UFC just hyped Conor up because he is popular and he gets a title shot that way. I think Khabib is right whether or not Conor beats everybody. It just isn't right towards the other fighters. Not every fighter can talk like Conor and some of them have poor english. How is this a sport anymore when the rankings are based on how many followers you have on twitter and shit like that? Arent the bullshit rankings on UFC.com based on media hype? Demian Maia has also been talking about how the rankings are bullshit and should be based on something else than media numbers. How can a guy who lost so badly to Nate Diaz and then fought a very very close fight with him get a title shot? I think that is total bullshit. Conor should have had more fights in the lightweight division. How does Conor get the chance to fight for the title BEFORE Ferguson and Khabib if this is a legit sport? I'm not saying Conor isn't as good as ferguson or Khabib but I'm saying it isn't fair how he got the chance to even fight for the title. Yes, he deserves the title and he fought very well and he is a great fighter with good skills but you got to admit that the speed at how he got those great chances is fucking bullshit. Now he is saying he will wait like 9 months before he fights because he is having a baby. Keeping those belts hostage and just laughing his ass off. The UFC fucked up by giving Conor so much power over what goes on. They tried to put him in his place before but now that he has two belts Dana is just presenting his big white ass to him and begging Conor to fuck him every night. Fucking bullshit.

I guess it just comes down to the fact that making money is more important than doing the right thing. This sport needs a cleansing. Khabib will do it if the UFC is not careful.

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Are you a 40 year old living in 2005?

Skinny jeans are the most common and most popular way to cover your legs and have been all decade.

Let me guess you the kinda guy that still goes on about Justin Bieber.

Are you drunk or having a stroke?

>world wants to remove kebab
>Khabib wants to remove something
what a twist

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it's too hot to wear pants here i just wear shorts without underwear all the time lmao @ my life

what's your favourite ufc event of all time? who is your favourite fighter? mma. ufc. fighting. sports. is this on topic enough you fucking jackass mod?

I think he was just testing if there was anyone here who happens to be using the internet for the first time.

Wew, that's gonna knock a few years off his loife

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You're a dumb leaf UFC drone who doesn't know the history of this sport. Stop posting.

Heeminder that Goobert ducked Frankenstein Edgar

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We shall prevail

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youtube.com/watch?v=kSIH7N-7OOU

>arguably the best grappler who has competed in the mma

He is

Literally no UFC events come close to even the weakest PRIDE event. I feel sorry for the bandwagoners who only got into MMA in the last 5 years.

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>when pressed a can of Brazilian coffee..

Greatest of all time fighters aren't supposed to fear anyone

Someone actually tried to tell me that because Colby covington drunk wrestled jorge Masvidal that romero would mercilessly wrestlefuck whittaker

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When will we know results of the weigh-ins? Will DC's fat ass make weight?

I think he's right even though Khabib's own image aint great with all the time he's been taking off. Cant be a champ if you are on long holidays all the time

Conor just played the game and was keen when the time was right. But yea his loss to Nate killed any aura of invincibility the guy had. The mma hype fell flat after that and it was lame that he got no penalty from the defeat.

post more pictures of


gooby

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Contender coming through can't wait for her and Gabi to fight

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Lmao look at goobert flexing, insecure little twink

Yep, nice system all in all

dat crop though

>you know you can go elsewhere to talk about other things?

If you could believe I don't have that many pics saved of him. Bulgaria is his biggest fan I think

how easy is it to find a good hd stream that won't go out? and where

ufc.tv

he is so small imagine spooning him

How will Rumblets ever recover ?

I just ask in here and always get a good link.

Helps if you post a THICC bunda while begging for a stream.

zuffa sold it off because they finally wanted a return on their investment

we're not even that far removed from an mma recession where the buy rates and interest slowed way down.

without conor WME and its investors will be waiting a long time to get back to the year-over-year success of 2015-2016

and it remains to be seen whether ronda is actually back. nunes beating her and conor fucking off to be a dad is a nightmare scenario for them

you just know.jpg

JJ showed some real good MT clinch that you don't see to often in the men's division. Real interesting how her as a striker used the clinch to rotate and move into knees, where as a majority of men will use a grappler's POV to the clinch, get a hook for a back take and RNC, or wrestler's ride.

Yea it was boing without any dynamic momentum changes but the match itself was note worthy and worth learning from just for the MT and the elbow and knee set ups that JJ used.

Fucking suck a dick you statist shill if you were in front of me right now I would murder you.

thanks pardner but i meant free

Stop this you fucking autist

Conor
>Never pulled out
>Always got the finish
>Took fights on short notice or accepted random opponents on short notice
All around capitalized on every opportunity

Khabib
>...Fought like once in 2 years? And layed on Micheal Johnson for 3 rounds
>Ramadan so I have to fast and can't compete, but when I come back I probably won't be able to make weight
Khabib definitely has a point here

STOP REPLYING TO SPAMMER COPY/PASTING OLD SHIT FROM ARCHIVES

With that it was a huge night for wrestlers' riding and wrestling base ground work.

I observed 3 major fights where the winning fighter had over 4 mins of ride time to launch ground and pound or at least change the momentum

Khabib and his entire gnp was all from an insanely tight wrestling ride and loved how he used his opponent's wrist as a tight waist grip.


Franke Edgar used the wrestling ride a lot in rd 2

Romero used the 2nd round and demoralized Weidman with a hard wrestling ride.

all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug conner will make up his own promotion and he will make more money than the ufc and and wee pu together in the
whole world fuck off

How many hours until succ?

why the FUCK is everybody typing an essay

this

>tfw want to do some amateur MMA but am a literal alcoholic.

insightful, do continue

See here

how do we know the difference when it isnt obvious

JON JONES

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO BOY, I'M SUCCING

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good threradd

>imageboard
>posting walls of text

guys pls

It's obvious if you read the post dummy

start smoking weed

What if Sup Forums introduce the r9kbot?

^ could be legit

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>post yf when Rizin becomes the premier MMA organisation and UFC fades into obscurity.