1. Eating cheese pizza and drinking sprite while playing FIFA with Lionel Messi

1. Eating cheese pizza and drinking sprite while playing FIFA with Lionel Messi
2. Romantic dinner in a fancy restaurant and sex afterwards with Carli Lloyd
3. Your current monthly wage in cash
Which option do you choose?

1 desu. i dont even like messi but that would be fun i guess

Which do you think the janny would choose?

1. shitty vidya and shitty food with autist
2. sex
3. collect $0

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i'd pick the sex because even with my monthly wage extra in cash i still would be too autistic to actually fuck prostitutes

>wanting to hang out with a borderline guy

Would Carli do anal and gag on my dick?

what if my current monthly wage is 0?

as expected of spain.

1. I suck at fifa
2. I like to eat
3. I've never worked a day

It's dinner for me

1.eat my favotite food and play fifa with the best ever
2.have sex
3.collect 0

for me,it's 2

1 obviously. Like a dream come true

at least I don't have to dress up in a suit and sit in a park 8 hours a day to hide my shame

ez

2. Can I go to arby's with... you know who?

2. I want free zex forever

Do I have to pay for the dinner? If so is Taco Bell romantic?

Depends on whether you can convince her to do it

No it's included

> 20 years of deflation
> implying you make more than 5 Yen a month

Don't you dare

Is number three tax free?

Thanks for the 1200€

>have a threesome with messi and his child sex slave
what did op mean by this?

numero uno papi

Option 1. Idk who that ugly wymen sawker dyke is and I receive no monetary compensation because I'm a full time student.

gib pusy

third post best post

Number 1, it's the most unique option.

It's not like I'm doing much with an extra minimum wage in my life anyway.

Is Lloyd taller than Messi?

only good post

pussy all the way

yes

Can I eat cheese pizza and sex afterwards with Lionel Messi?

Speaking as a woso fan, Lloyd sounds like kind of an asshole in person. Press has more appeal for me.

Sex cuz I don't like either Messi, Sprite or Fifa and my monthly wage is too low

Romantic dinner with Messi

>$4000 in cash
Easy

Dare what?

Lloyd, obviously.

playing fifa with the GOAT? hell yeah than id take him outside and have a quick 1on 1 match and get destroyed and my life would be complete

3

1 fo so

that girl is 17 years older than me, no thanks

sex wit mesi