This is an illegal weapon in Canada

This is an illegal weapon in Canada.

Only if you are a South African.

How so?

This is an illegal weapon in the U.K.

>How so?

During winter, all water in canada must have a lid or it is considered a weapon.

Fucking what?

Canada decided they didn't need assault water.

The fire won.

Canadians murder each other by throwing cold water on each other and pouring it out front of their enemies house.

Not joking. That is why they have the Lid Law of 1985.

ice is hard and sharp eh. Could hurt somebody.

To down their newborn daughter like in the old country

Did you never do this as a kid?


When the temperature drops below -30, you keep a thermos of water in your jacket and wait for a goof you don't like at the bus stop, then you throw the water on him, and it fucks up his skin and also you can then break off his hair and make him look like a retarded tomato and he'll basically wear a mask of pain for a few days.

Can't Canadians fuck dogs now?

>The fire won.
but they didnt put it out

I've never even heard of this.

Dangerously unbagged liquid

Hence why the fire won

as a canadian who moved to germany i was surprised at the lack of caution that the germans took when it came to this

We have to respect its culture and give it freedom to practise its beliefs

Trump is going to need 2 walls.

>the fire doesn't win if you surrender

This is some france tier cuckshed right here. Consider the wall relocated to our nothern frontier.

And yet after a brief rough period we are now coexisting peacefully with the fire so who really won?

Been to Alaska.

Bucket of water really is lethal.
If you throw it in the air it'll freeze before hitting the floor and shatter.

If thrown on someone's hand they could get frost bite. It's actually pretty scary.

The fire?

Nigga it's burning down your country as we speak. Wake the fuck up