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Pruitt vs. Tanaka

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TAMPA BAY

1. Mallex Smith (L) CF
2. Corey Dickerson (L) LF
3. Evan Longoria (R) 3B
4. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
5. Steven Souza Jr. (R) RF
6. Brad Miller (L) DH
7. Wilson Ramos (R) C
8. Tim Beckham (R) 2B
9. Adeiny Hechavarria (R) SS

NEW YORK

1. Brett Gardner (L) CF
2. Clint Frazier (R) LF
3. Aaron Judge (R) RF
4. Gary Sanchez (R) C
5. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
6. Matt Holliday (R) DH
7. Chase Headley (S) 1B
8. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
9. Ronald Torreyes (R) 2B

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How we doing tonight, lads?

Here's a Press for your dead computer

tanaka is pitching... so not well

Whoa, new Press

Is Grit our most clutch guy?

tanaka is not our ace anymore, pauly. that belongs to sevy

Meredith is just plain fat now. Any way we can get some hotter bimbo up there

You think Judge will get his fucking teeth fixed overall now?

will the yankees retire her number

The city is crawling with 10's, and this is what we have to put up with?!?!?!

I bet Meredith is like 230 at least

Where did it go so wrong?

Did they get Duda for a ham and cheese sandwich?

She turned 25

Unless you workout and/or have God-Tier genetics, that is when white girls go bad

>yfw you realize gardner would be traded before ellsbury
>yfw cashman is gonna go for grey because grey is injury prone and inconsistent
>yfw he'll give the A's fraizer for grey so he can avoid the awkward situation of sending him down when Hicks gets back

>Todd Frazier, who calls Clint Frazier his son....

cash said we're not giving up our top tier prospects.. but if he does.. fuck that motherfucker forever

Why does Evan Longoria look like he is battling cancer now?

post yfw Tanaka pitches a perfect game, striking out all 27

GODNER

GARDY

Y A R D Y

HE GOES BACK

TO

B A C K

GRITT HOLY SHITT

BASED GRTINER

How many times has a player hit a walkoff homerun and then a leadoff homerun in the next game. GET ME THE INSTANCE RIGHT NOW!!!

Why would you bring a sign to the game? Like the player is actually going to read the fucking thing. This is even sadder if it's a grown man doing it.

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>he doesn't go to wrestling matches with a John 3:16 sign

What was the sign?

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how do we fix holliday

It was that virus. It fucked with him

So if Tanaka keeps pitching like this the rest of the year, what are the odds of opt out?

Do we really need to fix Holiday? He was great for the first part of the season but he's an old guy and was going to hit the wall sooner or later.
Once Hicks gets better Holiday's playing time should be reduced greatly. Too many good bats in this line up now, not enough room for everyone.

He was just pretending to be bad this whole season.

oh shit Tanaka is tapping into his Japanese autism powers

im loving his walking off the mound conversations with himself

>42 pitches
>just to get through 3 innings

DFA ALL ORIENTALS NAO!!!!

That's only 14 pitches per inning you idiot

He's probably saying "Fuck these round eyes, I'll show em I can still pitch. I've dishonored my family for too long"

I knew the Yankees made the right call not signing Price

David Price looks like something off of Five Nights at Freddys'

he's a total meme pitcher, fastball dominant with a weak fastball

Where's Tampa Gay Pearce?

Guys.... I think Tanaka need contacts.

no no no hes obviously saying "ching chong ping pong pearl harbor!!!!"

waiting for whenever the gays score or lead on the yanks.. trust me that faggot will show up if they lead.. I know he's reading this

It's Friday. He might have a life outside of this place, you know?

JUDGED

JUDGED

CASE CLOSED

#JUDGED

lol what a wall scraper, dfa rn

As a Yankees fan this story has been absolutely delicious.

He is going to shut himself down to get TJ surgery and stay off the field for the rest of this season and then next season. All because he is butthurt. This is like the biggest case of butthurt in sports history. It's amazing watching it all unfold. Between this and their fans showing themselves to be classless trash, throwing fucking peanuts at the captain of Team USA for fuck's sake, it's been a great season as a Yankees fan. Couldn't have happened to a nicer team.

>this guy is saying good players are bad!
>what did he mean by this?!

What is that navy battle where the Allied forces thought they were fighting Japs, but the city they were bombing was a ghost town and they were actually just fighting each other?

>Price, according to the report, stood in front of Eckersley as the former pitcher boarded the plane and shouted, "Here he is -- the greatest pitcher who ever lived! This game is easy for him!"

MENTAL MIDGET

it does make me wonder

Bullpen= advantage yankees, they only need to get one of betances or chapman back to their old selves for the yanks to have by far the better bullpen

lineup= advantage yankees lineup has had a lot of injuries but even still it has a lot more
power

rotation=advantage red sox? Sale is definitely better than anyone on the yanks but outside of that their rotation wasn't as good as advertised.

Am I delusional to think we can definitely win the division?

you can toss that all in the can because baseball is a game about luck not skill

you can go on a 10 game winning street then get blown out and swept by the phillies

That's why so many games are played so it evens out and the betters teams show

i say the no hitter ends this inning

tanaka is starting to miss too many pitches inside

pls tanaka

ehh

obviously in small sample sizes baseball has a huge luck factor but two months to play really isnt a small sample size.

like there was no chance in hell the phillies would ever have a better record than the dodgers this season.

Did Daisuke teach Tanaka the gyroball?
Was the gyroball just a meme?

kay said the word.. tanaka bound to give up a 3 run homerun next inning

I hate him so much

NANI?

Rays always get perfected

youtube.com/watch?v=IuUTqSKNAH0

>kay compares not mentioning a no hitter to slavery and the holocaust

All the Red Sox have in their rotation is Sale. The rest is garbage and their second best pitcher is going to take himself out for the season because Boston has been giving him so many anxiety attacks.
I will take our starting rotation any day. Tanaka has outdueled Sale earlier this very season. Severino is turning into a legit ace. Sabathia is fighting like a madman and earning every win he has this year. Montgomery has been great, and Chad Green has better numbers than any of those guys and they might make him the fifth starter.

If I were Cashman, I'd offer Sabathia a 1 year deal for like 5 million.

Green doesn't have the stuff to start. He's founds his niche as a reliever

What a fucking idiot. He also lied about beating Mikey in the ratings.

What a trashbag. "REEEEEE stop mentioning that time i should have covered the bag! I know you only said it once but don't say it you dumb Hall of Famer! Reeeeeee!!!"

I'm just saying, a pitcher who is 1-9 over his career in the playoffs should shut his mouth and listen to any advice any good pitchers want to give him.

Tampa Bros, was Price this awful when he was with you?

mooooooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I don't remember him being like with Tampa. It was a small market crappy team. There was never pressure on him.

The gyroball was a meme, yes.

Who do you think becomes our fifth?

shut up stupid, tanaka has obviously harnessed the secret Japanese pitch art which he will now unleash on baseball for a streak of 1000 consecutive perfect innings

>walk like an egyptian

I'd like to Adams get a chance. Or maybe Sonny Gray as long as they give up Mateo and some other pieces

JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD!

LEGENDARY FUCKING BAT SPEED!!!!

is that pitch called a splitter, by chance?

>THE UTTER SPEED OF CLINT FRAZIERS BAT IS TRULY LEGENDARY

WOW
That batspeed was legendary

L E G E N D A R Y

>DOCTOR CRANE!

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TAMPA BAY STEVE BTFO

do you think clint frazier likes hitting homeruns? if i was a betting man i'd say he likes hitting them

LEGENDARY

Clint hit that ball 455 feet jesus

>455
are there any funny nicknames for clint frazier I can use? he needs one

hes ginger, theres gotta be something

Carrot Pop? I feel like the Ginger Ninja is overused but works p well

Red thunder

Ginger Jesus or Red Thunder