Pruitt vs. Tanaka
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1. Mallex Smith (L) CF
2. Corey Dickerson (L) LF
3. Evan Longoria (R) 3B
4. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
5. Steven Souza Jr. (R) RF
6. Brad Miller (L) DH
7. Wilson Ramos (R) C
8. Tim Beckham (R) 2B
9. Adeiny Hechavarria (R) SS
NEW YORK
1. Brett Gardner (L) CF
2. Clint Frazier (R) LF
3. Aaron Judge (R) RF
4. Gary Sanchez (R) C
5. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
6. Matt Holliday (R) DH
7. Chase Headley (S) 1B
8. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
9. Ronald Torreyes (R) 2B
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How we doing tonight, lads?
Here's a Press for your dead computer
tanaka is pitching... so not well
Whoa, new Press
Is Grit our most clutch guy?
tanaka is not our ace anymore, pauly. that belongs to sevy
Meredith is just plain fat now. Any way we can get some hotter bimbo up there
You think Judge will get his fucking teeth fixed overall now?
will the yankees retire her number
The city is crawling with 10's, and this is what we have to put up with?!?!?!
I bet Meredith is like 230 at least
Where did it go so wrong?
Did they get Duda for a ham and cheese sandwich?
She turned 25
Unless you workout and/or have God-Tier genetics, that is when white girls go bad
>yfw you realize gardner would be traded before ellsbury
>yfw cashman is gonna go for grey because grey is injury prone and inconsistent
>yfw he'll give the A's fraizer for grey so he can avoid the awkward situation of sending him down when Hicks gets back
>Todd Frazier, who calls Clint Frazier his son....
cash said we're not giving up our top tier prospects.. but if he does.. fuck that motherfucker forever
Why does Evan Longoria look like he is battling cancer now?
post yfw Tanaka pitches a perfect game, striking out all 27
GODNER
GARDY
Y A R D Y
HE GOES BACK
TO
B A C K
GRITT HOLY SHITT
BASED GRTINER
How many times has a player hit a walkoff homerun and then a leadoff homerun in the next game. GET ME THE INSTANCE RIGHT NOW!!!
Why would you bring a sign to the game? Like the player is actually going to read the fucking thing. This is even sadder if it's a grown man doing it.
>he doesn't go to wrestling matches with a John 3:16 sign
What was the sign?
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how do we fix holliday
It was that virus. It fucked with him
So if Tanaka keeps pitching like this the rest of the year, what are the odds of opt out?
Do we really need to fix Holiday? He was great for the first part of the season but he's an old guy and was going to hit the wall sooner or later.
Once Hicks gets better Holiday's playing time should be reduced greatly. Too many good bats in this line up now, not enough room for everyone.
He was just pretending to be bad this whole season.
oh shit Tanaka is tapping into his Japanese autism powers
im loving his walking off the mound conversations with himself
>42 pitches
>just to get through 3 innings
DFA ALL ORIENTALS NAO!!!!
That's only 14 pitches per inning you idiot
He's probably saying "Fuck these round eyes, I'll show em I can still pitch. I've dishonored my family for too long"
I knew the Yankees made the right call not signing Price
David Price looks like something off of Five Nights at Freddys'
he's a total meme pitcher, fastball dominant with a weak fastball
Where's Tampa Gay Pearce?
Guys.... I think Tanaka need contacts.
no no no hes obviously saying "ching chong ping pong pearl harbor!!!!"
waiting for whenever the gays score or lead on the yanks.. trust me that faggot will show up if they lead.. I know he's reading this
It's Friday. He might have a life outside of this place, you know?
JUDGED
JUDGED
CASE CLOSED
#JUDGED
lol what a wall scraper, dfa rn
As a Yankees fan this story has been absolutely delicious.
He is going to shut himself down to get TJ surgery and stay off the field for the rest of this season and then next season. All because he is butthurt. This is like the biggest case of butthurt in sports history. It's amazing watching it all unfold. Between this and their fans showing themselves to be classless trash, throwing fucking peanuts at the captain of Team USA for fuck's sake, it's been a great season as a Yankees fan. Couldn't have happened to a nicer team.
>this guy is saying good players are bad!
>what did he mean by this?!
What is that navy battle where the Allied forces thought they were fighting Japs, but the city they were bombing was a ghost town and they were actually just fighting each other?
>Price, according to the report, stood in front of Eckersley as the former pitcher boarded the plane and shouted, "Here he is -- the greatest pitcher who ever lived! This game is easy for him!"
MENTAL MIDGET
it does make me wonder
Bullpen= advantage yankees, they only need to get one of betances or chapman back to their old selves for the yanks to have by far the better bullpen
lineup= advantage yankees lineup has had a lot of injuries but even still it has a lot more
power
rotation=advantage red sox? Sale is definitely better than anyone on the yanks but outside of that their rotation wasn't as good as advertised.
Am I delusional to think we can definitely win the division?
you can toss that all in the can because baseball is a game about luck not skill
you can go on a 10 game winning street then get blown out and swept by the phillies
That's why so many games are played so it evens out and the betters teams show
i say the no hitter ends this inning
tanaka is starting to miss too many pitches inside
pls tanaka
ehh
obviously in small sample sizes baseball has a huge luck factor but two months to play really isnt a small sample size.
like there was no chance in hell the phillies would ever have a better record than the dodgers this season.
Did Daisuke teach Tanaka the gyroball?
Was the gyroball just a meme?
kay said the word.. tanaka bound to give up a 3 run homerun next inning
I hate him so much
NANI?
Rays always get perfected
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>kay compares not mentioning a no hitter to slavery and the holocaust
All the Red Sox have in their rotation is Sale. The rest is garbage and their second best pitcher is going to take himself out for the season because Boston has been giving him so many anxiety attacks.
I will take our starting rotation any day. Tanaka has outdueled Sale earlier this very season. Severino is turning into a legit ace. Sabathia is fighting like a madman and earning every win he has this year. Montgomery has been great, and Chad Green has better numbers than any of those guys and they might make him the fifth starter.
If I were Cashman, I'd offer Sabathia a 1 year deal for like 5 million.
Green doesn't have the stuff to start. He's founds his niche as a reliever
What a fucking idiot. He also lied about beating Mikey in the ratings.
What a trashbag. "REEEEEE stop mentioning that time i should have covered the bag! I know you only said it once but don't say it you dumb Hall of Famer! Reeeeeee!!!"
I'm just saying, a pitcher who is 1-9 over his career in the playoffs should shut his mouth and listen to any advice any good pitchers want to give him.
Tampa Bros, was Price this awful when he was with you?
mooooooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I don't remember him being like with Tampa. It was a small market crappy team. There was never pressure on him.
The gyroball was a meme, yes.
Who do you think becomes our fifth?
shut up stupid, tanaka has obviously harnessed the secret Japanese pitch art which he will now unleash on baseball for a streak of 1000 consecutive perfect innings
>walk like an egyptian
I'd like to Adams get a chance. Or maybe Sonny Gray as long as they give up Mateo and some other pieces
JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD!
LEGENDARY FUCKING BAT SPEED!!!!
is that pitch called a splitter, by chance?
>THE UTTER SPEED OF CLINT FRAZIERS BAT IS TRULY LEGENDARY
WOW
That batspeed was legendary
L E G E N D A R Y
>DOCTOR CRANE!
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do you think clint frazier likes hitting homeruns? if i was a betting man i'd say he likes hitting them
LEGENDARY
Clint hit that ball 455 feet jesus
>455
are there any funny nicknames for clint frazier I can use? he needs one
hes ginger, theres gotta be something
Carrot Pop? I feel like the Ginger Ninja is overused but works p well
Red thunder
Ginger Jesus or Red Thunder