OFFICIAL LOS ANGELES ANGELS OF ANAHEIM VS TORONTO BLUE JAYS OF ONTARIO GAMETHREAD

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN Edition

youtube.com/watch?v=XBHWoZMAylE

>ywn be Gregg Zaun

J.A Happ dealin K's after a leadoff dub
PARKER Brigwell dealin junkball to glorious popouts

1 2 3 4 I DECLARE A PITCHING WAR

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>justin smoak is unironically better than EE

hai OP
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How do you go from this...

To this?

>Watching Jays-Angels on a friday night
Where did everything go so wrong

his dick is shaped like a pringle can, i've heard

>not DO YOU WANT IT
>DO YOU NEED IT
>LET ME HEAR IT
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

hey dude, how've you been

go to the beach paulinho

To this?

Dammit Happ get it together

....to this?

DADGUMMIT

Pretty busy with Uni shit. Can't wait for it all to be over.
Also
>J.A Crapp
There we go again

what is YEScobar still doing in the majors lmao

fug happ is shook

it's worth it, you could be the first blue jays fan to actually get a university degree

god dammit Happ we are supposed to go undefeated in August

THROW
STRIKES

this umpire is such a faggot

THROW A BEER AT THIS FAGGOT

his reputation is well earned

>12 pitches
>retire 5 straight
>33 pitches and a bases loaded walk
>Happ talking to Martin
>Hernandez says "WUDDUYUWANT"

ANGRY DUGOUT

t. Faggot

what? it's not the Angel's fault Hernandez acts like a tough guy when he officiates Jays games

What is it with gays fans and victim complex?

>entire battery thrown out within 20 seconds yesterday
>umpire puffs his chest up today
>LOL WHY DON'T JAYS FANS LIKE THE UMPIRES

>hit a walkoff home run
>still have teeth intact

STEVE FUCKING PEARCE

lmao Buck

>Ball is a ball
>Wahhh ump is puffing his chest

oh okay you aren't actually watching the game

I am, what makes you think it's ok to argue balls and strikes?

if you would like to pull of a video clip and point to JA Happ saying literally anything to the umpire before he took his mask off and did the WUDDUWANT thing i'd be happy to go over it with you, but you're probably just some faggot mexican anyway so you're going to be annoying no matter what anyone says

>tfw i sold my acb a 2.66

just kill me

Will Little go back to bed until Manfred has finished talking to you about what a strikezone actually looks like

>tulo rolled his ankle

HEGONE

It's about time Tulo had another injury.

If I had a dvr sure

S

tulo is for sure ded

if you're not mexican i apologize for calling you mexican for obvious reasons

Initial scan of Tulo's ankle

mild sprain, day-to-day.

Initial scan of Tulo's ankle

>Russel Martin chuckled.
>"What, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

TYBT

>getting shut out by a literal who

I should have known better

ok dere guy he wya watching de torranno beisbol berds and dey not be hitting nuff borin me gyal

>happ almost glaring at his teammates in the dugout after a 6 pitch 6th

SCORE

RUNS

buttered popcorn is easily the worst jelly belly flavour

AHHHHH A HIT

RUSSMART RARRRR

>Donaldshit

>getting shut out by another literal who

forget undefeated, lets just go winless in august instead

>10 games later
>"okay, forget winless, let's just not actively burst into flames at any point between now and the 2020s"

Based ginger

>der mody

>Get home
>Up 4-0

How's it going lads?

your rookie pitches well but the Jays have been historically bad against first look pitchers

we're shitting the bed
if Mike Trout losing is getting FISHED, we're at the exact opposite of that right now
TROUTED or something

Bridwell has been surprisingly solid in my opinion. They've never let him go this long into a game though

i mean, division differences aside, we're the equivalent of letting his first full game be against the Oakland A's. it makes sense

finally

now we can lose

BATS

donaldson fucking PLS

C'mon Dolan

fuggggggggg

>chanting at baseball

Christ nuke fucking canada

So when are we trading Josh

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Okay now I can breathe again

No, you can't.

I forbid it.

the Jays are marked. They've been marked since spring training. Umps don't like Jays Umps don't like Canada.

ugh fuck off cron dome

Wew

Shitholes almost got doubled up on that. Please just retire.

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at least nothing matters now

trade happ

Nobody likes canada

CRONED

Wow, our offense looks amazing now

Sorry to break it to you but irl overwhelmingly no one likes America, at least if you look at polls.

>amerilards want to move here
Wake up, be fat, get shot? 'Lard elitism is the funniest most unironic ever.

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>7-1
reee

>all the inevitable "fire gibbons" comments in the sportsnet articles

...

Cam is a real piece of shit. Back to his usual state

Smoak must have sucked all the juice out of the rest of the team (no homo)

>nearly get shut out
>decide to raise ticket prices in 2018

sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/toronto-blue-jays-raise-ticket-prices-2018-season/

LTBU

GG Jays