Did they ever hatefugged?

did they ever hatefugged?

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this site is for adults get this nickelodeon cancer off of it

jennette mccurdy hate fucked miranda cosgrove

she doesnt fuck white bois

Reminder that Creddie was better than Seddie

pretty much. jen hated miranda's fame.

>this site is for adults
>star wars spam always here
choose one

>Why the hell would I leave? I'm sitting here watching the Disney Channel all day

>tfw Nathan Kress got tired of looking like Rachel Maddow and started working out

Hatefuck doesn't exist in real life
it's just Hollywood fantasy.

Name one more iconic side character, I'll wait

She's like the definition of a butter face
She legit looks like she had her genes spliced with a pig but damn she does it for me

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Friendly reminder Sam is a coalburner now.

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DAMN
FREDDY LOOKS LIKE THIS?

Will they ever learn?

>tfw the skinny, nerdy kid on a show you used to watch grows up to be more swole than you.
Fuck my life.

nigga, he is like 4ft tall
Why do you care?

She looks hot as fuark in this skit.

>Mfw don't have a Facebook
>Mfw get on it one time and see every dude from my school is now swole and partying and going to exoctic beaches
Yeah I'll just never leave my room until my dad gets diagnosed with cancer or something I guess.

Have you ever been in a relationship where you know it's coming to an end, but you're both still sexually attracted to each other and still fuck regularly?

That's hate fucking.

>"Well? What is it then?"

YOU JUST KNOW

he made it bros

i fucking hate mick foley

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>Andre actually liked her
>Jennette didnt even know who he was
>Found out he was famous
>Dated him to make herself more famous
>Shit talked about him afterwards

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I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.

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>got swole
>doesn't have miranda cosgrove orbiting him

sounds pretty /fit/ to me

Good ol' Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider

You just know

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>no new college stories
I miss the USC guy. No joke.

Kys, who the fuck hates Mick Foley?

Wasnt she on eric andres show

Any new story?

This. Did either one become canon in the end of the show?

>tfw the ghost of USC will never haunt your dick

He's probably boring as fuck to talk to.

Dude's face screams vanilla cracker.

this desu

>friendly reminder iSaved your Life was the most watched episode ever

Others know him as Dan "the spider" Schneider

please be true

autistic contrarian redditors

based Miranda

what's the name of his hairstyle?

Dan "dont cum inside me" Schneider

Thanks for all the faps, Dan.

if i was able to get that close to her face i'd probably rape her
or just suck on her tongue a bit

>not realizing the audience for Teen Nick shows is 90% creepy old 50 year old guys

what did he mean by this?

what is attractive about foots?
i dont even

>dat sexy footjob
Do you think girls know?

Does anyone remember that old pasta? I fapped a few times to this.

you gay son?

>DARK SPIRIT HAS INVADED.jpg

just perfection

SAUCE

Wasn't there an episode where he gave her a foor rub?

my sister

There is no chance those feet are over 18 years old.

Lucky Dan. I envy him so much.

he's in "The Goldbergs" now and he looks exactly the same just taller. makes me giggle everytime

how many footrubs have been given in Dan Schneider shows?

Imagine his private feet porn collection

Wait a minute...that man next to Miranda...

What is his name again?

do grown men actually watch icarly?
haha what losers.

i bet you watch dora the explorer too

First day here, reddit?

don't make fun of the lost boy kek

it's them feet, nigga

without a doubt

Post the webm you fucking tease

Sure, Dan "don't call me that" Schneider.

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How the fuck did this shit last 4 seasons?

how can one man be so based?

>half naked teenage girl sticking her feet into a white liquid

he can't keep getting away with it!

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Spencer > Navel > Gibby > Freddie > Sam > Carly

>ghost
Dan really did a number on her.

I don't care what she has done in her past. Do you think Miranda could be my gf?

She fucked like the entire football team, user. No doubt she is a nymphomaniac. Do you want to be a cuckold forever?

Holy shit, this totally checks out with that time I met her at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Sorry, but if you are not a rich producer or a 10/10 male model, that never gonna happen. Life is unfair.

(you)

This. Her career is completely dead. In ten years, Miranda will be a defeated trophy wife for a rich old creep who fapped watching Icarly.

she's looking mighty qt in that outfit

>Dan's sloppy seconds
fucking cuckold

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Better than Jeanette, she's fucked ever negro with a dime bag.

say hi

Dan "I've had tighter" Schneider

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That's disgusting too. That fatass destroyed their souls.

>Have you ever been in a relationship

>that one downblouse gif of Sam
>didnt save it and forgot what episode it was

>iFight Shelby Marx poster
kek