/NRL/ SUPER SATURDAY

Newcastle Knights v St. George Illawarra

South Sydney Rabbitohs v Canberra Raiders

Sydney Roosters v North Queensland Cowboys

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Thread already stinks lads

First for based me

God I can't even work up the courage to talk to people using text. I'm pathetic. This anxiety combined with the extreme depression that hit me really hard this year is destroying me. It makes my stomach constantly hurt, I have to constantly try to remove the negative thoughts out of my head but they just end up coming back 10 minutes later. At least it's helping me lose weight, since I've lost interest in everything, including eating.

Cooper Cronk is going to get a job as a rent boy in Sydney next year

Removing them never work, you have to confront them.

nearly rooted a 50 year old ex ice addict last night

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My drug dealer didn't let me pay for my ice with sex last night lads

really late on the "england is my city" meme lads

He probably has had enough of your tore-up loose boipucci

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I want to live lads

I don't wanna die

Knights breaking into the top 4 today lads

Footy is on my /nrl/ family.

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Footy is on depressedGOD

lets go knights

KNIGHTS ARE BACK LADS

its a try

Scoring a 2nd try WILL cost Poocastle this game.

>mfw I had a huge multi for all games today and tomorrow starting with dragons by 13+

Knights
Rabbits
Cowboys

>not having the filename as "don't pee on my head and tell me it's raining"
fucking phone posters.

Sad thing is some knights fans haven't learned that they're just getting their hopes up

This time will be different! You just wait!

>Missed the first 20 minutes
>Knights up by 12

Oh, it's one of these episodes again

you mean up by 6

I'll mean down by 12 in 15 minutes

That's MY Peem!

Thats the Knights I know.

Life lessons from an 80 year old man

1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
6. Keep secrets.
7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
8. Always accept an outstretched hand.
9. Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
10. Whistle.
11. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
12. Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90% of all your happiness and misery.
13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
14. Lend only those books you never care to see again.
15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have.
16. When playing games with children, let them win.
17. Give people a second chance, but not a third.
18. Be romantic.
19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
21. Don’t allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It’s there for our convenience, not the caller’s.
22. Be a good loser.
23. Be a good winner.
24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.

>interfering with an offside player is a penalty
Bunker at it again.

>Bunker helping the Knights

What is this bizzaro world

26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
27. Keep it simple.
28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
29. Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read: No regrets.
31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did.
32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
34. Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you.
35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in the hospital; you only need to stay a few minutes.
36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music.
37. Once in a while, take the scenic route.
38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, ‘Someone who thinks you’re terrific.’
39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
40. Keep a notepad and pencil on your bedside table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
43. Make someone’s day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
44. Become someone’s hero.
45. Marry only for love.
46. Count your blessings.
47. Compliment the meal when you’re a guest in someone’s home.
48. Wave at the children on a school bus.
49. Remember that 80% of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
50. Don’t expect life to be fair.

>appeal to authority

fuck off you old cunt

Lesson

Zero: Walk every day

51. Do NOT support the Newcastle Knights

This is the lost rigged game I've ever seen

>Marry only for love
But love is a meme?

You obviously don't watch many Broncos games

These are the 50 commandments of WalkGod

Oh god fucking damn it

Celebrating a premiership they were stripped after cheating the salary cap. Extraordinary. This is incredibly tone deaf.

old neighbour caught my flu lads. hes never spoken to me so its kinda justice

Who here bought Rugby League Live 4?

If the Knights win I'll chop my dick off and mail it to Walkbro

>it's a Newcastle lose a big early lead in the dying seconds episode

GOATcastle dynasty starts NOW

>lead by half time in 10 games
>win only 1
I knew Knights were much better this year, but wow that 2nd half record blows ass.

Easy cash in the 5:30 game - get on Goodwin for first try.

That is all.

>having Widdop
>captaining Widdop

please pay your goy tax to the NRL

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>3.5million dollars
>for that

is it a bargain?

KEK

>he will NOT get away with it this week
>he WILL exit the Top 8 this week
>he WILL miss the finals for the second consecutive year

Will he ever recover lads?

The shanty town of Gummi Bears RLC

51. Never listen to some cunt telling you how to live like he's an expert on existence

I do question some people. If you have 3.5mil lying around or like 2.7mil in pre-approval...why choose Strathfield?

Never knew this many people went back 2 back in SC?

closer to family probably

I guess with the back2back fuckups he balances off to average?

good schools, asian, very likely to continue appreciating so its a decent investment, close to the city

i think the appreication is the main thing, you can find good schools and close to the city anywhere, i think it's where the 'almost rich' go to become rich

move out of strathfield when your kids have all grown up and left the schools and move to the northern suburbs

thats basically what my parents did, bought in strathfield in 2000 for about 900k and sold recently for about 4m

sucked living in strathfield but i guess my kids will have a good life?

Don't know if I hate people who say ass or pee more

>dropping ball with line open

PATHETIC

Oh boy I can't wait to see how Newcastle will fuck this one up

Worried lads

Kek every fucking time

Preeetty sure that hit Frizell's forearm when it was thrown back lel

come on knights

The refball sweet jesus.

They're still going to fuck this up

Knights look so happy.

Poocastle dynasty starts NOW

Fucking finally. I love this team so much, no matter how shit they are.

>What are the odds: Not even the big price available for the Knights has convinced Sportsbet punters to back them. The money is running five-to-one in favour of the Dragons and St George Illawarra 13-plus is the overwhelming favourite in winning margin.

Fucking RIP gambling addicts

GOATcastle dynasty: IT BEGINS

Cut your dick off user

>broncgods lose their match
>knights win their match

TYBJ

fug

>secured my spot in the SC finals
>Knights finally get up

What a fucking day m8s.

Knights missed 63 tackles (compared to 293 successful tackles) and still won

Dragons on future Knights watch

Ben hunt will save the dragons

"Dib could not be contacted yesterday as The Saturday Telegraph was told he had lost his phone after returning from a recent overseas trip"

the knights just won

>the knights just won

>this cowboys v roosters promo
man I'm so hype for this match lads

>your parents have never dusted the house
kinda very embarrassing desu

>the knights just won

Why is /cric/ so superior to nrl and rug?

Aren't you supposed to be depressed?

>the knights just won

Knights on year end resurgence and avoidance of spoon watch

No?

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>leave des haslers career to me

>and me