How many anons are in Sup Forums right now?

How many anons are in Sup Forums right now?

8

at least a hundred

Howd you know?

Reporting in.

Only me

Max 10 people post here every day.

above the garage user reporting in

None. There's just you. There was only ever you.

I'm here, but I'm not user. Or am I?

stay strong brothers. shadilay.

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Too many

Fuck off, cats, you sad mongoloid cunt

3.50

all me

I'm always here. Forever.

Why does this trigger the gore spammer pretending not be the gore spammer and a "hiney" spammer only?

That doesn't matter, how many of them aren't drooling Disney/ Marvel shitters? Any?

only autism can defeat autism

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>no point or logic in coming on Sup Forums
>stay for hours and keep refreshing anyways

>threads are 404ing after half an hour now
>no one is even spamming
/film/
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

i see a shane thread every hour or so
makes it all worth it desu

>it's an user plans to watch movies but spends the entire day browsing armenian scarf-knitting image board episode
I hate when they rerun it

>have important things you want to take care of each weekend
>waste entire weekend shitposting on Sup Forums, watching porn and getting hammered watching footbal

How you doing, old boy?

not me

literally all me from different IPs

This is me by the way.

some of those are me :D

>desperately lonely because friends are shit and never want to go out
>manage to arrange cinema trip to Rogue One this weekend with most people onboard
>plan to manouvre cinema trip into night out through cunning and guile
>everything set up
>2 friends decide they're going to go to an earlier screening in a different cinema
>another friend says he's too hungover
>another friend says she can't go because her boyfriend can't go and she said she'd see it with him
>eventually everyone has flaked for shitty reasons
>another saturday night at home

WHAT THE FUCK I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST IF I DON'T GET SOME REAL-LIFE PHYISCAL HUMAN COMPANY I'M GOING TO START SCREAMING AND NEVER EVER STOP

>wanting to be around people

y tho

sup

maybe they all lied because they didn't want to see that piece of shit movie?

Because I like them, and I need an audience to observe how excellent I am or it won't be valid

No, they're all hyper-normies. They love shit.

That means you're a cyborg because you post on Sup Forums but also have normie friends

>it's a Truman's madness unravels as he hasn't had any real social interactions in years and, when not masturbating to cuckold fetish porn, has now developed the habit of speaking to himself aloud, mostly ranting about Jewish conspiracies and bitter MRA rhetoric while pacing around his room in his cum-stained PJs that he hasn't washed in months episode
not sure what the writers tried to do with all the weird plot this season but I'm worried the Christmas finale will end with him getting a helium tank

I am gay going to sleep. Have fun

Did not type ga. Fucking

Kill yourself, normalfag.

Me. I just got back from seeing Rogue One and I liked it.

>cum-stained PJs that he hasn't washed in months episode
I hope you're not projecting, user.

>hours pass by on Sup Forums like seconds
>all that wasted time but can't quit shitposting

Don't you know it's just five of us talking to each other?

Why would you want to see movies with others. I always go alone to the cinema cause I don't want to be annoyed by normies and their plebian """opinions"""

who /normposter/ here?