Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director

>Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director.

*sigh*

Fuck Disney.

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Only Disney could make Darth Vader do quips

worst movie of the year. worse than Suicide Squad

That sounds exactly like something Vader would say. He had always had lines like these.

This is exactly something OT Vader would say
You are retarded

>Only Disney could make Darth Vader do quips
>"APOLOGY ACCEPTED, CAPTAIN NEEDA"

You niggas need to watch the OT again.

>finally after all these years, we have become the star wars

Anakin was making quips as well all throught he OTs.

It makes sense that given the time frame between the birth of Vader and him checking the construction of the death star at the end of RotS that he still had his characteristics.

He probably kept dropping one liners well into his late 30s, and only stopped shortly before ANH

I've never seen the OT.
Rogue One was cool though.

srsly die. StarWars awlays had quips you fucking moron.

sounds like you need to watch, since that's something Vader would say.

I saw them plenty of times
There is nothing wrong with that line

>I find your lack of faith disturbing

Really, Lucas?

>Apology accepted Captain Needa
Wow WTF Disney you ruined Star Wars

I actually like the line I just don't like the defiant look Krennick gives Vader at the end of the scene.

I find your lack of faith disturbing was pretty quippy desu

this too

I thought he was gonna say this

that suit is so fucking retarded in 2016

Vader quipped all the time. Remember in Episode V when he murdered one of his subordinates and sarcastically said "apology accepted"?

He quips in literally every movie you moron.
Its not just Vader, Obi Wan quipped every other sentence in the prequels

Star wars has always been quipy as hell

Vader has always had fucking quips, you morons.

>*chokes someone to death*
>Apologies accepted.


*sigh*


Fuck Irvin Kershner.

I like the line. It not only feels like OT Vader, but something PT Anakin absolutely would have said.

>no quips literally everywhere in OT
Your boner towards monitoring/obsessing over things you hate clouds your judgment young faggot.

it wasn't a quip
it was a threat

>This is a Star War, and we are the rogue ones who will tell this rogue ones' a star wars story!
FUCKIN REALLY?

Name one.

That line would have been fine if he hadn't been staring directly at the camera

Vader has never once made a fucking bad pun you apologetic Disney shills and Star Wars fanboys

Cant believe how blatant Rogue One is being shilled here

"We would be honored for you to join us" [for dinner]

>Anakin

>OT

Kys.

Then again, RO IS prequel garbage. So I guess it should match.

That's not a meta quip, you mongoloid.

Not A Quip.

Absolutely a quip.

There aren't.

Name a single vader quip in the OT.

It's not even one-liner.

You know a quip isn't simply a short sentence right?

It's a fucking pun.

You guys just make up arbitrary definitions of quips so you don't have to admit you're wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=ttPwA8hitoY

now shut the fuck up faggot

literally the definition of what a quip is
kill yourself already

The quote in the OP is a pun. That isn't the same as the other quotes and it does sound kinda stupid.

I imagine that vadar hasn't much to do in that healing tank and so he just thinks of these puns to pass the time. He probably sets people up just so he can use them. He's actually all giddy inside that mask.

>mental gymnastics

>Fuck Disney.
Hey... blame Joss Whedon for causing these kinds of nerd movies to turn into Quip Central Station... it all started with the Avengers after all

"I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it further."

This.

>I find your lack of faith disturbing
>He is as clumsy as he is stupid
>You have failed me for the last time, admiral
>Captain Piett
>[Admiral Ozzel collapsing as he chokes to death in the background]
>Make ready to land our troops beyond their energy field, then deploy the fleet so that nothing gets off the system. You are in command now, ADMIRAL Piett
>Apology accepted, Captain Needa
>I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am

Vader quipped as hard as Commando-era Arnie in the OT, and his knack for cracking "CONSIDER THIS A DIVORCE"-tier savage bantz while he tormented and executed his underlings for minor slip-ups is a huge part of why he was such an iconic villain in the OT.

Oooh, I forgot about that one.

You forgot Vader's

>"IMPRESSIVE"

The difference is, all of these are supposed to be funny to the audience while still sounding threatening in the context they're in. OP's quote sounds like something you'd hear in a Marvel flick.

youtube.com/watch?v=uvUL28Skt6E

All those who say Vader never had quips, WATCH THE OT AGAIN!

No, it sounds about what you'd hear in a mid-level solid film. Not kino, but still miles above a flick.

The reason you think like this is because Disney made it.

If Lucas made it, you would't bitch about it.

>"At least you were right about one thing Master. The negotiations were short."
Lucas had lines like this way before Marvel's MCU was around

>more mental gymnastics

Did anyone catch the hologram of Riz Ahmed's mouth stretching?

>mfw people make that into a meme like they did with Sheev's hologram

It's not even a pun.

>If Lucas made it, you would't bitch about it.
>Moving goalposts

>"At least you were right about one thing Master. The negotiations were short."
But that was said by Obi-Wan, not Vader. Try again, shill.

>Try again, shill.
For fuck sake can we talk about Rogue One without hearing this saying?

>being this upset

It's pithy. Not witty.

Goddamn all you non-english speakers need to shut up.

I'm struggling to understand how you think that is a quip.

Do you know what a pun is?

Literally not a single one of those lines is a quip.

You are legitimately retarded.

Why did Vader live in Barad Dûr?

How is that mental gymnastics? Puns are pretty much universally understood to be stupid. That is why comic relief characters that are known for bad joke use puns almost exclusively.

You're kinda slow huh?

>a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.

Join us in conversation, also in dinner lol

Stop trying to change definitions to suit your argument.

>mental gymnastics

Mustafar is where Anakin was born.

>He was born there as Anakin
>He was born there as Vader
pure pottery

*sigh*

t. disney

They're not even funny. They're literally just standard lines.

OP's is a fucking pun.

But he was born on Tatooine

did palpatine sense when vader made a quip

Are you retarded? Severely autistic?

In what way does that line match your description of a pun?

A quip is "a witty remark". Vader was being a witty little shit on a power trip with Lando. Literally a fucking quip.

>my description
>definition

>Join us in conversation, also in dinner lol
>Choke on your ambitions, also irl choke lol

It wasn't witty.

>Apology accepted, Captain Needa

That one is, it comes right after he kills the dude.

I can't tell if you're trolling or not.

There is literally no double meaning in "join us".

Did you grow up in some sort of mental institution where people didn't have conversations at dinner?

Nope. Sup Forums is the worst community for actually discussing films. Even /r/movies is better. I only come here now out of habit or in the vague hope to see some funny shitposting.

>join us in conversation
>join us for dinner
>not a double meaning
mental gymnastics

None of those are quips though, except maybe
>apologies accepted

Yeah. That's close to a quip. Not really witty. Derisive, i.e. pithy, i.e a stock standard One-Liner.

Certainly not a pun.

I'll be sure to forward that to Lord Vader.

It's a """"""witty""""""" remark. If Lando wasn't in a place where he'd get murdered for it, an appropriate response to Vader's quip there would be "yeah okay whatever smart ass"

then maybe you should fuck off there and then neck yourself, dumb reddit poster

Apparently saying a superweapon is nothing next to the lower of the force is a quip to Disneydrones. They always try putting holes in the OT where there are none. Apparently saying Luke's parry is impressive is a quip too. I swear being g raised on Marvel movies and comic books has destroyed their minds.

You're a dumb ass. Vader clearly portraying the dark side of the force with necromancy.

#triggered

>I find your lack of faith disturbing.

How is that a quip? He's expressing how he's impressed by Luke's ability. There's nothing joking about it

No.

It's not a double meaning.

You have conversations at dinner.

Jesus fuck, were you raised by a cult in a basement or something.

When someone says;

>Let's get a drink after work

Do you sit blank faced opposite them, silent, finish your drink and then exit the bar?

>all these examples btfo
>b-but they weren't witty puns!
fucking insane

Have you ever had irl conversation with someone that isn't your mother or a mental health professional?

>comparing family dinner to forced "dinner" with Vader
mental gymnastics

That's not a quip that's just a threat

He has luke on the ropes for the entire fight, in that particular shot the fight's just started and he already knocked his opponent to the ground.

He's mocking him.

>short statements and questions are quips and/or witty puns.

Uh...

No.

Do you have aspergers?

In our small town theatre showing after he said this, everyone in the auduence laughed because the sound was so shit, it sounded like "choke on your ass"

>tips darth vader helmet

Palpi is a dick. The lavafall is just a cherry on an already painfull as fuck burning cake.

It was dumb but it was only one scene. The fucking robot bothered me more. I get they need to have some light hearted shit for kids but the robot was too much. Nearly anything the robot said was a dumb quip.