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no one's gonna believe me but i have been masturbating for the last 8 hours, non stop.

Would Bingo Schlob drag Stipe into deep waters?

Hardy
Rohan
Cormier
Cruz
Stann

In that order

>Maia isn't strong enough to take Tyron down

>that blood spurt

if you're on stimulants i believe you

yes. it's horrible. i don't know why i do this shit. it's like as soon as i touch my dick on any stim the day is wasted and sore penis guaranteed.

where's picksnigger i need to get in at least 6 or 7 more picks

I really think Cowboy heems chinless Lawler, I don't see Robbie being able to match the skill and speed.

How many times did you jizz ?

>same people who are saying Mayweather is too old to fight, are saying Cormier is in the peak of his career

Really makes you think

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Have we talked about how Frank Mir thinks Brando is a shill with no integrity?

Last time I did something like that my shit was so raw it forced me to take a break from it for a couple of weeks

really made me feel restless

5 but no jizz came out the 5th time

first for my liege

DC will win by TKO believe me

>Frank "Kangaroo Meat" Mir

Hes not wrong but all Analysts are shills literally just fight promoters behind a desk

There are tons of reasons to hate Schaub but doing a job isn't one of them

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it's pronounced "Murr"

how do you know it's the same people

Will this be the first non-Conor ppv since 200 to do over a million buys?

...

has Maia even been hit hard in his career?

700k.

600,000, max.

I'm not talking about /heem/ shitposter, but rather media fight "analysts"

Name a better main card.

I'll wait....

neither man can draw a dime

he lost a boring decision to prime Anderson

Oezdemir is going to be UFC's first fatality, and Evinger will tap due to strikes about 40 seconds in, looks like a meme card to me

...

600-800k

I feel like the promotion for this fight until super recently got crowded out by May Mac

PPV is a dying medium but this is an amazing card... like I don't actually feel ripped off buying it

202.

i could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

they drew 900k the first time

where the fuck is marquardt anyway

>losing decisions to post-USADA vitor and smilin sam

sad

Lamas/Knight and Sterling/Barao should all be on the main card fuck Jimi

sterling was exposed by caraway, barao will heem him

friendly reminder that joness last 5 fights or so were really not that exciting. This fight will most likely be like the last one

He's shot to shit

>he has white skin but it's tanned so he's not white

Idiot, I bet you think the Diaz brothers are black

you gonna die like that brazilian boy

barao is not the same since he fought dillashaw

> 10 hours left
> no one popped yet

Brandon Sleep is the bes feightar

>huge card
>have to work

Just heem me.

Do you guys think if 2 guys score it a draw and one scores it a win for the other it should be a draw or a win for the guy with 1 judge

In boxing that's a win but in mma it's a draw

>working on Sundays

yeah you should heem yourself and your boss

How are you guys doing to pass the time until the fights tonight, lads? I don't know if I can make it

its saturday m8

It'll be on Sunday morning on the right side of the atlantic

Working Saturday nights ain't much better bro than Sunday days

I hear dat

Judging should be a consensus because why have three judges then?

Thats a Majority Draw wethrough that with Woodley vs Wonderboy I

I just got a new job, have to leave at 5am Monday morning so I really shouldn't mess up my sleeping pattern but...

How much is the card for you guys?

I've heard its priced different in the EU/UK, what would you guys have to pay for the PPV?

I'd rather work tomorrow day than tonight and have to miss the fights. Also working weekend nights is shit because the pay is the same as the weekend day shift.

Today's the day

JUST

John Jones is going to retire DC

17 Euro is the price for germans on ufc.tv

There is many reasons to have 3 judges, if 1 judge score it for a and the other for b then what would that be? You need 3 judges

>John
heem yourself casual

PAYING FOR A PPV, what a goof

""""""John""""""" is losing tonight newfag

it's much cheaper but staying up until 6AM for a ppv is just plain stupid

fightpass+videogames+weed

anyone else get the feeling that Dana would satisfy Conor sexually if Conor asked him to?

Is that Rumble Johnson Off Season?

Is it worth proxying into the EU and buying it there?

2bh i used to do this at my old IT job at verizon. not very busy, plus an extra 25% pay differential for sunday hours.

Why go to such lengths if you only aim to be a half cheapskate ? It's easier to just pirate it

What job makes you work on saturday evening?

rate my bet

>what shall i spend the certain winnings on?

EZ money, for the bookies

The global economy never stops moving.

probably works at a restaurant or something

I don't like Maia or Knight

Jon is winning with a spinning elbow as well

I agree with all of those and the only real toss up is Cerrone since he sucks against pressure boxers but Lawler has not been looking so hot

>5fight parlay
the bookies love him

5 fight parlay with 4 method conditions, at least they only spent $5

Not good

>Knight
>Cerrone
3/10

Nm just realized that's a parlay, 0/10

who cares I put money on what I'm feeling and back it.

If it comes off nice, if not oh well.

why is the average IQ between the yuros here so low?

Post picks for tonight lads don't know where the guy is

I dunno, I DL it in the morning via turrent and watch it in the afternoon after dinner with my bro

doing the same desu

this is the "i don't like money" post

What program do I use for streaming tonight


Help a brother out, I don't want to deal with reddit links

ufc.tv

I try not to accumulators, always get one wrong

I did get one on 211 though

Good meme, friend

>Rick the gatekeeper Story
wow no way

Anyone knows where I can watch UFC early days or I'm not sure if it was other promotion, where fighters from different weight categories were fighting like that big fat black dude against some karate guy

and what are your picks carlos?

ufc.tv/page/fightpass

All said and done those picks are not bad and some people are able to make crazy money of this shit. lilthcuck and i know this dude on facebook that does parlays and im like what the fuck are you doing but he wins