Writer, historian, individual, critical auteur, philosopher. Post some of his finest moments

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the fact that

the one where he rationalizes fucking a child

>Why are there age limits? why is it illegal to marry a 12-year old? Helen of Troy was 12. Juliet and Cleopatra were still teenagers when they became famous. Most heroines of classic novels and poems were underage by today's laws. Thomas Edison married a 16-year-old. Medical studies show that the best age for a woman to have children is between 15 and 25 (lowest chances of miscarriage, of birth defects and, last but not least, of the woman dying while giving birth); while the worst age is after the mid 30s. And the younger you are, the more likely you are to cement a real friendship with your children; the older you are, the more likely that the "generational gap" will hurt your children's psychology. Therefore it is much more natural to have a child at 16 than at 40. In countless countries of the world women have their first child at a very young age, and stop having children at a relatively young age. Nonetheless, in the USA it is illegal to have sex before 18 (but, note, only if the partner is over 18, which is like saying that it is ok to rob a bank if you are a banker), while it is perfectly legal to get pregnant at 40 or (thanks to medical progress) even at 70.

Shits on some good stuff but pretty much most all of the things he gives a 7.5+ to range from great to amazing

It is a thin, imploded, involute sound, produced by electronic decantation and conceived to evoke infinity through stasis and hypnosis, to simulate imperceptible movements of nature, to give sound to pure abstract immensity, to foster fears and nightmares, to compose symphonies of palpitis and whispers.

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ARE WE TEH TOILET OR TH PLUNGER!!

>most art is born as immitation
Correct that to all

If this is an actual quote I’m going to be so angry

one that hasn't been translated to eng yet

>the critic is the real artis

>Rated s/t by Korn higher than Abbey Road
What a fucking DON.

>The Animal Collective (now again a foursome after the return of Josh Dibb aka "Deakin"), continued its slow descent into irrelevance with Centipede Hz (Domino, 2012).
The very precise moment Sup Forums dropped AnCo

>tfw he's right

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>he thinks he is right

He's right. The only people who have a problem with what he said are brainlets who take the last point literally

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>Bowie died of cancer in january 2016

Panda Bear should blush

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successful musicians:
>make lots of money
>are very attractive to women
>idolized by men as well

the "real artists"
>appreciated only by memelords on Indonesian cartoon forums
>poor
>reviled by women, hover-hand 4/10 chinks

>be euro
>make soccer analogy

Maybe there were not so great after all

If you expand critic to mean any listener, he's kind of right, but to the point where it's basically obvious.
If not, he's an idiot.