Make Comedy Great Again?

Can we just discuss how shitty comedy is now?

Comedians are going to get a free pass for the next four years cause all they have to do is "HURR DURR TRUMP IS RACIST HAHA" and people will eat this shit right up cause it validates their feelings.

I'm sick of this shit. It may have actually been funny and clever during the Bush years but its stale as fuck now. Why don't we see more conservative comedians? Not even necessary conservative just something different, I just need a breath of fresh air.

How do we make comedy great again? I'm not forward to hearing about poorly written Trump jokes for years. I've been hearing them already for the past 18 months.

How about we just keep the politics out of comedy

>conservative comedians
What is that even?
Like Andrew Dice Clay?

...

>cause it validates their feelings
It that was true, Trump wouldn't be president. And don't fucking tell me about Californian """""popular vote victory""""". People are legitimately tired of Left's BS.
I fully expect them to start licking his boots next year.

OHHHHH

>butthurt fascist cockgobbler

son i am disapoint

Dice isn't political though

Well you Americans elected a complete retard as your president, it's the biggest joke of the century, so you better deal with people making fun of it. Have fun with it as long as it's still funny. Who knows how long you are allowed to laugh about it.

Conan, Colbert, and Oliver are funny. Don't give a shit about the other 5.

Also, Jimmy Fallon is 100% separated from politics, I don't think he belongs in your OP.

I feel like Trump's victory just killed the budding right-wing counter-culture and appropriated all of that rebellious energy for his new establishment

And that is why he was funny.
Amazing how that worked out.

Get rid of the blue backdrop for starters

conservatives arent funny

at best they're embarrassing at worst unclever bullies

let funny people with actual humor sense do comedy

Sam Hyde

>I cannot think for myself so I just believe and parrot whatever nonsense my television spoonfeeds me
Hillary would have made Bush look like a pacifist. We did you a favor.

Norm MacDonald is the funniest man alive

Why wouldn't they use Trump for comedy? They are just laughing along with the rest of the world - those that aren't scared, of course.

I am very curious to see how Sup Forums (Sup Forums, to be more specific) will start reacting to Trump, assuming he turns out to be a shit-tier president. So far his questionable antics are still being defended, but I wonder how they will all be feeling exactly one year from now.

Because conservative comedians aren't funny. They just spew bigoted stereotypes to get laughs from other bigots.

If I wanted to watch some guy stand up and shout nigger for an hour I'd go to Sup Forums

>conservative
>comedians
you can choose only one

>Why don't we see more conservative comedians?

Fucking lol. They're humorless faggots, that's why.

Why?

You can't keep politics out of anything it's nearly impossible.

This is a dumb meme that children use. Your entire thought process and attitude effects politics

You're right but Trump is terrible too, even if he's a better option. It should have been neither of them and the fact that those were the two candidates you had to choose between is the biggest joke of all.

Conservatives aren't funny.

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>Hillary would have made Bush look like a pacifist. We did you a favor.

Shut up faggot. You were probably 5 years old in 2000.

It's hard to pinpoint.
Kind of like how women aren't funny.
It's just the case.

Keep telling that yourself. You'll see what anti-illectualism and anti-establishment bullshit brings you.

>Muh no fly zone

Kill yourself hawk hag

Why?

>but Trump is terrible too
?
In what way?
Meanwhile the whole fucking world goes "we wish we had a Trump"

PFFR need to bring Wonder Showzen back.

It's because comedy requires wit.

Hopefully they won't uncritically worship him and give him a pass on everything like democrats did for Obama these past eight years

Late Night has never been funny and you are a queer if you think those are the only types of comedians around.

>this is what people under age 22 believe

Damn, there's no hope.

Sup Forums is actually the funniest board on Sup Forums though

no response?
Let me guess, you think climate change is real?

Yeah no Amerifag. You guys can keep Trump. You fucking deserve that cheeto faced retard.

>Meanwhile the whole fucking world goes "we wish we had a Trump"
Laughing my fucking ass off. You read way too much Sup Forums

Racism and bigotry aren't funny.

I like Conan, though.

anthony cumia

A positive way to look at it is that Trump will do the same shit Obama did but this time people will actually fight him for it and try to stop it.

Right, I don't think the entirety of comedy from people right of center relies on bigotry, so I'll have to disagree

>Being this wrong
I'm not even Sup Forums and race/sex are like 76% of successful comedy.

Conan continues to be funny
Colbert isn't as good as he was back then, but he's still pretty good
Oliver does some great segments once in a while

The thing is: How the fuck do you Americans still watch these kinds of shows? How is that still a thing? They're so formulaic.

cucks

It won't happen. The West, and especially the U.S. has reached a point where identity politics is out of control and the divisions in ideology are too radical. Things are going to crash and burn in the USA sooner than you might think. I give America two decades at the most before their debt crisis destroys their economy, and unleashes Balkanization and civil war in the country

>I give America two decades
You heard it here first, folks.

>can't even get one (you) anymore with his shit-tier bait

Sad!

>Votes a retard that will rape his country for him
>Calls other cucks
Sup Forumstard logic

Dude, the whole world is just glad that shit didn't go down in their own country. Just look at the brexit shit show. Did anything good come from this? Fuck, no. Stuff like that happens when you let the stupid half of your country play with the levers for a second. America just promised the stupid half of their country that they can play with the levers for four fucking years. You'll see man, you'll see.

jesse helms was pretty funny

> Just look at the brexit shit show

In what respect?

>Did anything good come from this? Fuck, no
Are you kidding?
The retard cuck PM or w/e resigned
The left in britain destroyed itself
They said no to most rapefugees

You liberals are just deadly fucking scared that Trump might be a success

>Hillary would have made Bush look like a pacifist

Yeah, that's what I thought too, and then Trump started shoving a gorillion Goldman Sachs kikes and Rothschild serfs into his cabinet, as well as some war hawks who have been itching for a war with Iran for decades. I voted for Trump because I didn't want thousands of Americans to die in Iran and trillions of more dollars added to the national debt so that Exxon Mobil and the defense contractors could make some extra shekels.

But it appears Trump is going to give us that anyway. I guess there was no real fucking choice anyways

In every respect.

>People that don't share my worldview are stupid

How's high school treating you?

Conan is actually funny. Even his political stuff like the fake Obama - Trump phone calls

>it's an american talks about the EU referendum episode

You guys always give off this noxious wiff of arrogance and ignorance whenever you talk about shit you know nothing about

>I voted for Trump

>Not understanding that the US political puppet-show is based on this exact idea.
Imagine where you have two retarded children and you are on a long road trip.
You let one sit on your lap and "drive," while ready to assume control should you actually get close to actual danger.
After a while, the other child whines, and you pull over, let it sit in your lap, and so on.
>You have wood the entire time with the children in your lap.
This the miracle of the two-party system.

I don't see the logic in hoping Trump is a failure. I expect him to be a complete disaster, but of course I want him to prove me wrong.

>can't name anything

Classic

>Trump says his whole campaign that he's going to appoint killers & the best people
>Appoints the killers/best people
>people complain

????
Most important thing to Trump at this point is loyalty and destroying the democrats

War is unprofitable for anyone other than arms manufacturers

Rex Tillerson is the guy least likely to go to war. I'd rather US companies made shitloads of money than started deploying troops for no reason

have a look at Sup Forums and tell me trumptards aren't stupid

>I expect him to be a complete disaster

He won't. Dow is already betting on him that and its at its highest level ever. Only delusional libshit subhumans think Trump will be bad because he doesn't make mentally ill tranny degenerates in women's bathrooms his main cause

You are talking to a Sup Forumstard. He thinks politics are some kind of a game. When he watches the news and some muslim bombed himself or some people lost their home or whatever, he just thinks about his score. He doesn't give a shit about the people who are actually suffering because of those things.

>A Eurocuck complaining about other people being insufferably arrogant and talking about things about which they know nothing
The ironing

I literally did. I fucking hate Clinton and the Democrats, dude.

Exxon Mobil kikes, Goldman Sachs kikes and Rothschild kikes are not the best people for the job you fucking retard

>Most important thing to Trump at this point is loyalty and destroying the democrats

Really? I think the most important thing should be FIXING THE GODDAMN COUNTRY AND NOT CONTINUING THE SAME GODDAMN POLICIES WE'VE HAD FOR 16 YEARS

war is not profitable for the defense industry
Procurement/Research budgets are eaten by operations budgets in wars.

Exxon Mobil made billions in Iraq you fucking idiot. Look it up. They were one of the biggest lobbiers for the disastrous continued occupation of Iraq

>admitting he was talking shit

At least you're honest

Well if you did vote for Trump. Wait and see. I think his cabinet appoints are great. Extremely competent and successful people.

I wish I took you seriously and thought you had any clue what you were talking about. Unfortunately, I think you're in for a rude awakening.

>Sup Forums boogyman

can't get enough of that Sup Forums dick can ya honey bun?

what rothschilds kikes

>Really? I think the most important thing should be FIXING THE GODDAMN COUNTRY
And to do that he needs LOYALTY because the republican establishment will fight him just as hard as the dems
Neither of them want to see the illegals deported
Neither of them want to see MASSIVE PURGES of government for corruption & pizzagate related investigations

We have the most conservative president & cabinet in 100+ years or more
So maybe you should wait at least until he takes office and starts overturning executive orders while writing his own huh?

Very anti-establishment appointees.

Politics is a meme

The best things are all apolitical

>virtue signalling on an anonymous mauritanian geology forum

This thread is proof that conservative comedy isn't possible. Not. One. Funny. Post.

>i've been proven wrong so many times this year about Trump b-b-b-but
>I think you're in for a rude awakening

it's gonna be 8 years of pain for you young fella

>Politics is a meme
>Everything is a meme

I can't even enjoy firearms as a hobby without having to deal with libcuck politics, using the internet is infested with politics (government spying censorship etc) everything is intertwined with politics.

His closest advisors are literally our fucking guys

Jeff Sessions has always been called a racist by dems & republicans, thats a good thing.

Why would it be 8 years of pain for me, you dumb ass? The only way it's 8 years of pain for me is if he turns out to be a terrible president, which would also be 8 years of pain for you.

You can be part of the establishment and be a dissenter like peter thiel and donald trump

>pizzagate

Kek

>inserting cuck in to every word you can
>calling refugees rapefugees

gee, i wonder why people think that rightwingers aren't funny, it's probably beacuse of the media, right?
Sup Forums humor and meme speaking is just hilarious

Europe has had exposures of huge child abuse rings connected to royalty & politicians
You think that shit doesn't happen in the US?

>closest advisors are literally our fucking guys
>oil and financial industry shills are our fucking guys
holy shit this delusion

>comedy
Why american comics are such boring normies? The dress like regular news anchors

>Why would it be 8 years of pain for me, you dumb ass?

see

And low and behold they were right, we left and got ISIS.

Regressive leftist politics are largely to blame for the godawful comedy that dominates the airwaves. Independent comedy is nothing but super lefty, cultural egalitarian trash right now. Anyone with any dissenting opinion is chased away. People are not comfortable with suggestive or biting comedy that rails them out for being pretentious awful people. Nobody tells female comedians why they're so bad. Nobody shits on liberals for virtue signaling how much they're against racism, and then go and wear Che Guevara t-shirts or wave che flags at BLM protests that were inspired by lies. Nobody dares to slaughter the sacred cows or cross the line. Its a reason why Sup Forums memes spread out so quickly. Its why they're everywhere on the internet and seem to spring up out of nowhere. Its legitimately funny and creative. The sense of humor is contagious because its true and at the same time shitting all over what people perceive to be a noble cause, when they're really acting like spoiled retards who turned their party into a borderline socialist, radical egalitarian, PC cult. The biggest example of non leftist. right leaning, or controversial comedy being rejected is MDE's show World Peace. The producer loved it and wanted to stay. The ratings were a massive hit and even overtook Eric and Andre. Unfortunately the parent company who's name was turner something I can't quite remember, shut it down because of an internal headache Tim Heidecker, an autist buzzfeed journalist, some AS employees and a retard who painted Adult Swim as misogynists because they rejected his awful shoes got MDE pulled off the air for being to controversial.

It's not that we know it doesn't happen, it's that we don't know if it does. Burden of proof, motherfucker, do you know what that means?

Conan is the only funny one out of the lot in that picture, and the only one I'd agree to meet if I was famous.

ITT:
>Trump is a disaster because he appointed (((wealthy businessmen)))
>See? You should have voted for Hillary

I don't particularly care if Trump turns out to be a complete disaster. The choice we were given was someone who may or may not kike us over, or someone who would absolutely, 100%, beyond a shadow of a doubt kike us over.