UFC 214 FIGHT PICKS

MAIN EVENT
(+230)Cormier vs Jones(-270)
(-205)Woodley vs Maia(+175)
(-1250)Cyborg vs Evinger(+825)
(-145)Lawler vs Cerrone(+125)
(-175)Manuwa vs Oezdemir(+150)

TV PRELIMS
(-103)Lamas vs Knight(-117)
(-115)Sterlng vs Barao(-105)
(-169)Moicana vs Ortega(+149)
(-365)Filli vs Kattar(+300)

FIGHT PASS PRELIMS
(+133)Curran vs Albu(-153)
(+125)Shelton vs Brooks(-145)
(+250)Burkman vs Dober(-300)

Make your picks for all or some of the fights.
Bonus points for listing in order of your most sure of bets.

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Cyborg
Jones
Lawler
Manuwa
Woodley

Filli
Knight
Sterling
Ortega

Dober
Albu
Brooks

PRAISE KEK

I don't watch UFC very much and I don't know anything about any of the fighters (except Cormier/Jones).

I bet $1,000 dollars on a three fight parley taking Woodley, Lawler and Cyborg. If I win I get like another $1,700. I bet that because of a post on Reddit where a guy seemed confident on Lawler/Woodley. I through in Cyborg because it's like an extra $300 why not?

I didn't bet on Jones/DC because I have no idea who will win. Interesting in finding out.

I'm probably gonna lose my money but I hope I win money.

Is he white?

no.

Are fighters that weak physically they just stay in bed all day during a weight cut?

Jones
Jones
Jones
Jones
Jones

Jones
Jones
Jones
Jones

Jones
Jones
Jones

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yes, bbc did a good documentary on a low level pro and his weight cut. would reccomend as it's fairly well made and only 30 mins

youtube.com/watch?v=t_FO7MzAnzM

Jones
Maia
Cryborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

You're probably going to win user. The only question is will Lawler be able to swarm and finish Cerrone early or is he finally shot? If old Lawler shows up he'll bootyblast Cerrone easily but you never know.

Woodley and Cyborg are safe, easy wins. Maia would have a chance at a UD or SD in a 3 rounder but he won't have the ability to grind out 3/5.

in how many hours does the main card start

Good bet.
The only one to worry about is Maia/Woodley IMO
I'm not sure on it, Maia could submit him a bunch of different ways, but Woodley is sharp, a smart defensive fighter, has great wrestling to neutralize his BJJ and is very dangerous on the feet. So since Woodley has more ways to win, I pick him, but won't be surprised if he gets taps.

Does Jones still have it?

By "it" do you mean Cialis? Why, you looking to borrow some???

I hope cyborg gets her ass beat. She looks like a half dead ice addict that fighting for a half pound of shard. Does anyone else think that?

I want Albu to punch me in the balls as i fap.

tonights the night manlets take their rightful place as the most powerful race in combat sports

top 3 pound for pound fighters average 5'5" lmao

Any cunt got a steam we can view?

This

poor faG HERE..

links to live steam???

Man, too risky bet for too little money,. never do parlays bets.

Why not just bet in individual fights? You would get almost the same..

Well good luck

are you cunts for real?

is this your first time here? not even memeing

Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>manuwa
kek

good op op

is woodley ready to have a new backpack

roidy robbie retires right now

cyborg is free money, woodley is likely but lawler cerrone is 50/50 pretty much for me

could this be FOTN?

Loser for Lawler vs Cerrone gets CTE

we need to stop spoonfeeding them, link has been posted like 20 times today

Is Tim Kennedy the most based guy to ever fight in the UFC?

This fight is too good

Cowboy isn't even a small WW, fucking ridiculous that he used to cut down to 155

friendly reminder this card was originally meant to have a sage fight and also a choi fight on the undercard too

How often army men use their knifes?

man this card is insane

>Manuwa

no I'm comin?

Probably everyday desu

why the fuck is there empty seats

>m-muh guns
>m-muh killing people

More like the biggest cuck. Huge inferiority complex.

tim aesthetic as fuck

im jelly of his muscle insertions

Tim's murdered people with jiu jitsu

stream pls

round 3 Robbie is a beast

Well he's a ranger what the fuck did you expect?

Fucking American hero right there.

Maia is half russian on his mother side so are Russians white?

Let's go my boy DC!

Fuck em' up!
Git'er done!

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r/MMAstreams

wtf is lalwer doing hahahahah

how many more fights until Jones-Cormier?

He is. I follow him on IG. A fucking Green Beret....

Sucks he is kind of old for cagefighting

Crumbled that can

The Spice Gods are looking upon this main card

Who has working streams??

Gz, Lawler correct.

Sweating my balls off!!!

Two more matches and I get 1.7k!

Damn Lawler has no power left, Cowboy isn't tough lmao, he got a glass chin

Except the final 2 fights are confirmed 5 round decisions

Yeah neither of them looked themselves. Sad, this would have been a 5 round war for the ages a couple years ago

Good luck, Faggot. THat would be pretty dope.
i do have Maia though.

Does Evinger have a chance?

this card is solid as fuck lets thank dana lads
this fight then maia and his shitty meme ground game getting knocked out
then dc retaining what is his

nah

Only one match away from 1.7k!

I would fuck the shit out of Evinger, holy milf

Also, no hard feelings if Mail takes it, I had fun :^)

MAIA FUCKED

Maia just deepthroating Woodley there

SUCCCCC

maia been in there with anderson, he'll be alright

maias eye is fucked

Reminder that Woodley shouldn't even be champ right now.

how the literal fuck did rory of all people manhandle tyron, he's not even a big or strong WW

DID WOODLEY GOUGE HIS EYES!?

give those links boys

>not going full homo to scare them into submission

why not

>dumb faggot willing to die for nothing
Nah. UFC fighters give themselves brain damage, but at least they're paid half decently

why are blacks so fucking boring

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MY EYE

HAS BECOME SWOLLEN SHUT

I CANT SEE YOU NOW

Hopefully. I hope Woodley kills this annoying BR.

rory is a fucking huge ww bro

he doesnt look jacked like woodley because he's so much taller and longer

kek

Maia is fucked isn't he

Side note anik Dom and Joe are the best commentary team

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MAIA CANT DO SHIT

WOODLEY IS TOO BLACKSPLOSIVE

>tfw can't stop looking at preggers blonde

Holy shit.

BLACKSPRAWLSION

fuck off

fuck you talking about rory is an average size WW, he's 6ft with an average build, borderline lanky. he's like cowboy's size. maia is bigger, maia is a former middleweight.

shucking and jiving into a boring ass round
baka

How do you get a physique like Woodley?

our guy won