No, it's because I'm so in love with YOU :^)

>No, it's because I'm so in love with YOU :^)

Fuck you idiots who defend this shit, this dialogue is a nightmare.

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It's supposed to sound bad

Shitty argument faggot

what did lucas mean by this?

yeah I'm watching it on TNT now too

You have two dorky characters fall in love, what do you expect?

One was a slave kid who then got raised by a bunch of no-emotions monks, how was he supposed to become a smooth talker and lover?

Still better than tfa

A mistake on many levels.

Star Wars is full of shitty dialogue. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

To be fair, Anakin is a repressed monk who used to be a slave, while Padme has been a politician since she was 14. Neither of them are exactly experienced when it comes to romance.

HAAAN SOOLOO

For you!
Do you feel in charge?

>younglings

WHERE'S MAH BOIFRIEND? I LOVE THAT WOOKIE COCK.

thats what happens when you spend all your upgrades on fp and have to become a social autist

...

>politician since 14
She should be reaching triple digits in partners by now then

>I love you
>I know
Seriously?

>*just watched entire village get slaughtered in the middle of the night*
>*gets captured by the death squad*
>first thing he says is "So, who talks first? Do you talk first?" and then grins

Sup Forumstards will defend this movie

We don't know about her past lovers. Maybe she used to be involved in orgies untile she met Anakin again.

>terrorist is a sociopath
no kidding

Who are you quoting here??

I hate sand.

I love the water.

TFA is a parody of Star Wars

I think it's the opening scene of episode 7

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But this scene is great :^)

he was smooth as fuck in phantom menace
>are you a space angel?
Padme literally soaked herself and would have gone full shota if the movie was a hentai.

Then in the next two films, Anakins a fag.

>telling a Jedi who's clearly infatuated with you about your past lover who probably fucked you on that same beach every recess

Was Padme a bitch?

the "entire" village hasn't been quite slaughtered at that point, just subjugated. They don't all get wiped out until Kylo gives the order, which is after fuccboi is captured.

You just know

what is comic relief

A tool that a good director wouldn't use for that scene

It's not a funny line, it's a consumerist grade quip that instantly dates the film to the 2010s onslaught of low quality, low-IQ blockbusters. The humor in Episodes 4-6 is mostly timeless. The humor in Disney's star wars is eternally cringeworthy unless you just so happened to have been a 17 year old at the time when the movie came out.

Disney's star wars films will age like milk. The writers have no restraint and no foresight.

>Tfw too much of an autist to know if a movie dialogue is strange or not

they must be dead by now

We made lighter of worse situations in Afghanistan. People in war have shitty coping mechanisms. Oh no!

Only if you've got autism.

TFA has its problems, but only gender fluid, autistic millennials like the pleb-quels.

yeah this. teen vader went full retard.

ITT: Arguing about which turd smells better

The one with the hint of hazelnut obvs.

Welfare queen pls go...

Worst trips I've ever seen

the humor has always sucked in Star Wars outside of one or two ad-libbed lines

hey now, revenge of the sith has its moments.
>gone full shota
you spend too much time here.

holy shit, why does padme sound like such a child?

That fucking CGI, I want to tear Lucas's throat out.

i wouldnt touch his throat with a pole, that thing looks like it belongs on a lizard.
id definetly want to hit him over the head with a baseball bat though.

Killing Lucas won't rewrite the prequels :(

It will make us feel better though.

>I'm so in love with Chu

Who the fuck was Chu?

Star Wars: The Sitcom starting at 9:45

iktf

>wearing this shit in a dark room with Anakin and then "lol let's just be friends"

Never understood the hate for this guy... I mean, with a script like that you cant do anything to make it sound good.

>So, who talks first? Do you talk first?

It shows you from the beginning that you are watching a piece of shit. I like when a director is honest about their audience.

I don't see anything bad about this

>a single bad line ruins an entire movie
no, the mary sue character is what ruined that film.

Who are you quoting her? Can you link me to the exact source of your reference?

Chewbacca's nickname.

Sure Padme says lol so many times

Except Rey is not a Mary Sue and that's a bad meme.

TFA sucked the big one, but you need to find better complaints than that.

>Except Rey is not a Mary Sue

Prequelfags really are beyond delusional

So how many people here actually heard of the term "Mary Sue" before December 2015?

It was a very common term on /tg/ and Sup Forums for many many years

I think the term actually originated in the 70's.

Rey was a giant Mary Sue.

Didn't it come from vidya?