SWITZERLAND NO

Switzerland withdraws request to join the EU after 24 years.

focus.de/politik/ausland/eu-beitrittsgesuch-der-schweiz-eidgenossen-besiegeln-schwexit_id_5636537.html

Feels good guys. Gonna drink a whole bowl of molten cheese to celebrate.

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Good feel swedebro

I can't wait to visit your beautiful country in a few weeks :3

Swiss cheese tastes like absolute garbage

Grats health pack bro

Congrats cheesebro

I hope I'm rich enough to move there one day

>Britain is really going to leave the EU

Wait they still had an open request?
Well good thing they closed that shit..

Good news mountainbro

Go fuck yourself

You're not in the position to talk about any nations cheese, you're undoubtedly have the worst cheese on this planet.

>Americans talking about cheese

like the neutral mountain jew was ever seriously going to join the eu anyway. after your country's little satanic performance at that world's longest tunnel with all those global elites, it's clear what's going on

>burgers talking about cheese

Gimmie some cheese tips, normally i just get off the shelf cheddar but I want to be fancier.

Awesome. Do you think the timing is a coincidence before Brexit?

AWW

Swiss cheese is absolute trash

Stay mad, shove some up your ass, I don't care

Good shit.

Now let's get the UK out as well. The jEwU needs to go. Same with all the jews as well.

Please, stfu

If Britain leave Switz / Norge and UK can make EFTA stronk

Didn't even know they applied for the EU at any point

Why didnt they let Switzerland in in the first place?

Based Switzerland

Reminder that IT'S HAPPENING

POLLS:
14 June
Remain: 40% (-1)
LEAVE: 47% (+4)
(TNS, online)

13 June
Remain: 45%
LEAVE: 50%
(ICM, phone)

13 June
Remain: 39%
LEAVE: 46%
(YouGov, online)

13 June
Remain: 44%
LEAVE: 49%
(ICM, online)

12 June
Remain: 48%
LEAVE: 49%
(ORB, phone)

10 June
Remain: 42%
LEAVE: 43%
(YouGov, online)

10 June
REMAIN: 44%
Leave: 42%
(Opinium, online)

9 June
Remain: 45%
LEAVE: 55%
(ORB, online)

EU referendum poll
Remain: 46% (-6)
Leave: 45% (+4)
(via ComRes, phone)

Wisconsin has some great cheese. Don't let Kraft Singles and Easy Cheese fool you as those are just as disgusting to us as they are to you.

>yfw despite your memes we still make the best cheese in the world
>fresh
>tons of variety
>God Bless America
>Euros stay cucked

>tfw my state beats the fuck out of the entirety of yurop in the world cheese championship contest
get fucked, cucks

Most people don't know, it was probably moved again and again so european Elites could keep up their money laundering.

because we voted no

>didnt they let Switzerland in in the first place?

they would have loved to include them, but the the swiss voted no on the issue of the EEA

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Economic_Area

>the EU will have risen and fallen within your lifetime

its an abstract feel, but it feels good

Good on you though. My dad lived in Switzerland for most his life and I've been there plenty of times. Lovely country.

based tax haven

How easy is it to immigrate to Switzerland? I only speak English and am starting a carpentry apprenticeship. I want off Mr Trudeau's wild ride.

Daily REMINDER

THAT CHEESE IS FOR NON WHITES SO THAT THEY DONT GET A BELLY ACHE

Medpack, shut the fuck up.

Kraft singles are not cheese.
There exists an ACTUAL American Cheese, but it is not yellow, it is WHITE, and it is only found at deli counters.

It is a real cheese made by mixing various unused cheese bits, milk, rennet, and salt and allowing it to emulsify and age into a soft white cheese.

It tastes nothing like kraft plastic, and is the only cheese that doesn't separate when melted.

>It's a faggots think that the only variety of cheese produced in a country is the variety bearing that country's name episode.

What are you even talking about?

Wait, they wanted to get in in the first place?
Why would any party want that?
I mean great country and all but honestly what use would they be to anyone outside of their country?

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No, cheese was a way to preserve a high fat, high protein, high energy food for years.

Cheese saved europeans from the cold winter without forcing them to ferment fish guts like netherlands and pickle everything like Russia.

>Why would any party want that?

ask the comm.. eh socialists.

>being this delusional

>Gonna drink a whole bowl of molten cheese to celebrate.
ok fatty

>living this deep in the past

Italy you haven't been relevant in 2000 years

you mean american """"cheese"""" that they label as "swiss"?

I prefer raclette desu

Our cheese is some of the best. Also a fan of Hebrew and eastern European cheeses :)

Why would they even want to join the EU in the first place?

>Swiss cheese.
>Not Romano cheese.

worldchampioncheese.org/

2016 WORLD CHAMPION
Team Emmi Roth USA
Emmi Roth USA
Fitchburg, Wisconsin USA
Roth Grand Cru Surchoix
Champion Round Score: 98.882

Italy didn't even make it to top 20.
Contest was dominated by Netherlands, USA, and Switzerland.

Why is Switzerland so based? Best european country.

They aren't even part of the EU and they managed to one-up Britain and leave first before Brexit.

Cheeky Schweizer

>no love for feta ITT

Good for you boys. I didn't even know that you had requested to join the EU ? I thought that it was an absolute no-go for you

>Not doing all of it

Wait, you guys wanted to join?

I thought you didn't join because of your famous neutrality.

there was a roundabout try from some swiss politicians to get the swiss to join the EU. the document in question is the formal request to begin the joining negotiations/process.

the swiss declined it in 2 seperate referendums

after 24 years though the official request had still not been withdrawn.

it is to be withdrawn and returned to switzerland no later than 1. august, the swiss national holiday.

You think we don't have swiss cheeses in America?
You think we cannot obtain cheeses made in Switzerland?

America, the TRADE CENTER OF THE WORLD?

Stupid Bitch.

>not eating wisconsin american
you sir are eating what they feed to nogs on welfare

I'm sure landlocked areas like FUCKING SWITZERLAND would have trouble fermenting fish.

dude you are seriously trying to bring the bantz over cheese?

are you 12?

there are 20 other threads desperately requiring bantz.....begone.

btw your cheese sucks.

...

pic related is american """cheese"""

>all this cheese hatred
H-hey guys, what's up, I'm new here, my name is Provolone, j-just wanna c-check things out...

>Fish can't be found in lakes or rivers, only the sea

you would know about being non-white, mr. 62%

thats what they serve at taco bell, yeah

Why would they want it either?
I mean the swiss are about as likely to help any other as a cannibal is likely to help a dying man.
The only reason they'd lift a finger would be to gain from it.

(not that that's bad as they're extremely reliable in that sense, but they're not useful as an addition or ally to anyone)

sup mister provolon-ay
youve got a dangling participle

goddamn i want some cheese now

the trouble is if you want a large variety it's expensive as hell or there's those assorted packs of shit quality cheese

Good job!

Can someone explain the mountain jew meme?

I have one worry about Switzerland.

You guys have 25% immigrant population (vast majority European, granted), who I assume only have residence permit, not citizenship so they CANNOT vote.

But overtime, more and more of these Euro immigrants with residence permits become citizens, and with 25% of your country being immigrant, won't these Euro immigrants from the EU vote pro-EU and pro-immigration after years and years of gaining citizenship and being able to vote?

TODAY SWITZERLAND
TOMORROW (OR SOON) THE UNITED KINGDOM

WHO'S NEXT, LET'S DO THIS It's time for a change of direction in Europe!

>10 gold pieces have been deposited in your yurt by the Divine Punishment of God Genghis Khan

Swizerland wasnt alowed in the EU? Why not? they are the best

fuckoff EU. good news, great find!

Not if you want to feed the whole population

youtube.com/watch?v=wtIPQ4PR65I

>Unpasteurized cheese is illegal

Please America. You're not even trying.

Brie
Stilton
Camembert
Feta
Mozarella
Emmental
Gouda
Parmigiano-Reggiano (Parmesan)

cheese.com/alphabetical/?i=a#top

HOW CAN A SINGLE COUNTRY

BE SO BASED

Jarlsberg.
Gouda.
Romano
Provolone.

They have a monopoly on diamonds and use a variety of jews tactics to fleece goyim.
It's not quite fiat currency level jewry but it's something.

Also they do this weird thing where they want what's best for themselves and their country in 2016 just like Israelis.

This is the plebbiest list I've ever seen. I'm sure he was waiting for someone to recommend him mozzarella and Parmesan.

>AMERICAN CHEESE

dammit this threads making me hungry

Good for them. Thanks.

Easy tip for being "fancy" get a slice, not grated, Parmigiano-Reggiano and grate it over your spaghetti bolognese whenever you have it.

When you are left with the rind you can use this to add flavour to homemade soups by placing it in the pot as it is cooking.

He only buys cheddar of the shelf, parmesan and mozarella are steps up from that.

Or should I reccommend him Colwick soft cheese knowing full well he will never get his hands on any.

grab a wedge of kasseri and make yourself some saganaki

Only here could a political discussion turn to fucking cheese.

This place is fucking weird.

i lived in switzerland for 6 years as a student

it takes approximately 15 years to get a passport and only if you pass multiple requirements. language test (so yes, swiss german, not high german), citizenship test, a good job, NO use of social money from the state, no criminal record whatsoever, etc.

most foreigners there just go for the C permit (permanent resident) which takes 10 years plus good job, pay taxes, no state help, no criminal record etc. they have most of the rights of a swiss and less responsibilities but will never be swiss.

it is fucking hard to get citizenship. your years studying do not count AT ALL to the 15 required for citizenship. most people come to work in the pharma industry, or banking, or insurance and fuck off after a few years. the swiss know that and encourage it. they can cherry pick the best in the world.

the swiss also are hardcore about integration. in the summer i hang with a group of secundos (2nd gen immigrants) and immigrant kids. they all speak swiss german and are more anally retentive than the swiss.

the swiss are more reliable and to a degree friendlier than the germans. they are also very xenophobic.

>the swiss are more reliable and to a degree friendlier than the germans. they are also very xenophobic.

Superior in any way then.

>Wait they still had an open request?
It has been meaningless for years, but we strategically waited for this very opportunity to make the britbongs some courage.

>EFTA EFTA EFTA

Yet they allow thousands of refugees, don't they?

>Told EU to fuck off
>Gun control is non existent
>Nationalist and one of the few conservative countires left in Europe
>Getting citizen ship is hard as fuck for immigrants
>No one ever fucks with their country
>Strong military that turns ordinary people into fit hard workers
>Beautiful scenery with tall mountains

Explain to me why Switzerland isn't based.

Switzerland is the banking capital of the world.

And they have lots of mountains.

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