>Neymar shit again
More neymar shit
>Coutinho, hazard, alli or di maria could go to barca
Lemar wont go
>Sanchez might
Van dike back to soto's 1irst team training
>Lanzini not for sale
Negredo might go to leeds
>Hererra contract talk
Keita shit
you know the rumours anyway
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>barca spend the neymar money on greaseman
???????????
problem solved for half the fee
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kino > anime
>athletic co. selling anyone
>Moyes
Chelsea please sign backup wingbacks.
Do you think that the stereotype of conspiratards all being totally out-of-touch is a socially engineered subconscious response?
So things like 9/11 being fake, moon landings being fake etc are all ideas that everyone knows about but dismisses them as retard conspiracies and ignores them despite their possible validity.
Nerman >>>>> Greaseman
>Italian chelski customer
I've seen it all
Welcome to trans senpai, first day here?
its difficult to trust people who are suggestible
To be fair, there's more evidence that 9/11 was staged than it wasn't.
I still wanna know why my alternator idea with hv cables wouldn't work. I'm interested
Just got home from work
Oh shit check PSG site
???
Can someone explain this shit to me?
>Group that own PSG hand him the money, plus whatever taxes would need to be paid
>Since it's money given by the owner, it doesn't count as money from PSG, and thus doesn't count for their finances
shifty arabs
Abysmal pun for starters.
The answer is "the death of football".
Qatar pays Neymar 270 million pounds to be their 2022 WC ambassador.
Neymar uses that money to pay his own release clause therefore freeing him to sign a contract with any club he chooses.
Neymar signs with PSG as per agreement.
Or just screws the Qataris and moves to whichever club he chooses because basically they're trying to sidestep FFP. But there's a risk because Neymar might just pay Barcelona the money and pick and choose based on the highest bidder.
Now we just need to hope that the WC goes to the US.
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Bit like what united done in the herrera deal
Gets around FFP and taxes as the player is paying thier own release clause. United did it with herrera
I'm guessing the agreement for the 'ambassador' work will involve him playing for their flagship team.
Anyone selling shit players for £30m?
Fucking arabs are killing this great sport.
That's fucked up
And what happens if he decides to go somewhere else? They kill him?
What's stopping Neymar from just taking the money and remaining at Barça?
Doesn't really matter, you're free to pay someone any amount for whatever job it is they're likely doing.
Just make up some shit, like he gets paid 220 million to pose on a poster.
Is sustainable happiness a myth from films, books etc.?
Obviously I've been happy for a couple of minutes after something good happens but I've never been "happy" without a direct immediate cause. But in films and stuff you see people who are just happy consistently, is this normal?
Sorry for the nighttime feels lads.
Faggot
No idea, hasn't happened before.
How the fuck is it still going ahead? The FIFA president being suspended indefinitely under corruption charges wasn't enough?
why are romanians so fucking rude
Contracts are already signed. Qatar would sue FIFA for every dime they've spent plus any and all lost revenue they stood to gain from hosting the event.
Jesus fuck christ almighty. This is probably bullshit, but it reminds that Qatar is STILL hosting the 2022 WC. How the fuck that shit has not been withdrawn and given to the US instead is beyond me.
Jej
I feel the same but I don't think it's normal.
FUCK OFF!
Everything at United is done 'above board' with earned money.
The US are genuinely what will kill football, not the arabs.
I move that the Community Shield be renamed to The David >Moyes Memorial Shield, as this will forever commemorate the only trophy he ever won/wins.
>...but he is a winner!
>Arsenine Wonga = Super >Moyes
Stoke has already sold all theirs.
Lately I cant experience happiness at all. Im involved all the time in activities that should make me happy but while Im doing them I can only think: Why Do I feel nothing?
Yes, sustainable happiness isn't possible, it's human nature. Eventually whatever's making you happy just becomes the norm, and doesn't make you happy anymore.
fuck OFF luigi.
I don't mean in the super long term. I mean happiness as mood, instead of a temporary feeling.
Is that really all he's won kek? I remember him being a widely respected manager at Everton. Poor >Moyes
Not saying the Arabs are killing football (though they are contributing). But it's the shitshow behind it:
>Qatar is one of two main exporters of Wahhabism, aka the ISIS ideology
>obvious terrorist sponsors
>country has no sports history
>over a thousand people has literally died under slave-like conditions to build stadiums
>everything fun is illegal
>they obviously bribed their way to the votes
Paired with the fact this was by far the worst choice of all.
>Qatar is STILL hosting the 2022 WC. How the fuck that shit has not been withdrawn and given to the US instead is beyond me.
Stop hating user! It's perfectly reasonable that most of the football leagues across the world have to radically alter their schedule so they can try to do this during the European winter! This is the *world* cup you know!
Besides, Donald Trump is president so the world's going to end by 2022; by the time you get to 2022 you'll even wish that they still played MLS games!
Eh, Herrera paid his own release clause. Bilbao were holding out for a higher amount and refused to sell even after United met their release clause. Basically stalling for a few extra million Euro which was due to happen that month.
Herrera paid his own release clause with United's money and stopped their shitty stalling and potentially scuppering the move.
And I am saying the less we involve the americans the better it is.
Based stones
Bilbao are renowned for that shit. Technically players in Spain do have to pay the release clause for it to be official, but most clubs aren't that petty.
>Celtic wouldn't survive in England
>smash an only recently relegated PL side with a B/C team
lmao
>Furthermore, according to the Spanish regulations, the money for the buy-out clause has to be paid to the Spanish football federation by Ander Herrera himself, rather than Manchester United. The player must buy out his own contract in order to leave the club.
So instead of going through the club they go through the Federation. The player is allowed to pay ino the Federation and the club is obligated to release the player. Thereby sidestepping any heel dragging by the club.
Sunderland will get smashed in the Championship too.
There is a hitch to it though britbong.
When the money is transferred to the player, It counts as taxable income, the player would be left with quite a hefty tax bill to the spanish government.
>yank spurs fans booing walker
lol
Well in Neymars case about 47 percent of 200 million kek
Yeah, it's something like 50% on top. Like I said, most clubs will just accept the amount of the release clause from the buying club, or they'll agree for a few million above the actual release clause, so the selling club can save a bit of face.
>you now remember paddies booing Sterling in the Ireland-England match
At least it's a bit heartwarming too see the bottom half of the prem stay at its current shitty level despite the massive new money
Guess the market adjusted to the revenue
>Score 5 goals without a striker
>Keep a clean sheet with reserve keeper and a defence of kids
>2 are academy players, one is a squad player and one isn't a CB
This is the state of English football
youtu.be
non league til i die
>jocks resorting to taking pre season friendlies seriously
There is a way around it though,
The club could 'loan' the player the money for the transfer fee then it wouldn't count as income.
Blunderland are fucking dead.
Back to back relegations imminent.
They've not been in the third tier since 1987.
to be fair it's the most competitive game they'll play for a year
Doesn't their season start next Friday? Imagine getting pumped by the B/C team from a """""pub league""""" less than a week before the league starts.
>bribers suing the bribees
we've come full circle
>English fodder teams talking shit about a club going into champions league
Tbf they proved Man City are around their level so no wonder they demolished Sunderland
>United can avoid the extra payment to the Spanish revenue should they complete the move before the end of the month. However, in that case Herrera would have to live at least half the year in England and have to declare his earnings to the English authorities, rather than the Spanish.
Yeah so basically he has to be a tax resident of England or pay fucking tax on about 36 million euros kek.
I watched you get massively outplayed at home to Rosenborg and scrap a 0-0 draw in your CL qualifier. I'd say that's a bit more concerning.
Yeah by drawing to them twice and then going out of the group whilst city went through!
>Massively outplayed
If you watched it then you will have seen in the first half several opportunities that a genuine striker would have scored thus completely changing the mood of the game. There is nothing to worry about.
Will the trophy train ever stop?
Me too
Sudoku might be our only option
Ireland is pretty much a part of liverpool tbf
>SPL
>They're literally making trophies for him to win since he can't stop winning the existing ones
What a guy
Photoshop paddy Roberts into that with a sad brendan and you've got a steller meme
Liverool are missing Brenny.
>last thread having cool conversations and debates about astrophysics and energy efficiency
>new thread
>all of a sudden people care about football again
Explain this shit. I really enjoyed the last thread
What's her name?
Australia is too smart and bullied everyone.
>replying to him
Well done you fucks, you all ignored him last thread.
you fail to understand what was once so fundamentally brilliant aout Sup Forums
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I tried to keep the conversation going though.
>tfw too smart to discuss astrophysics with Sup Forums
are you the guy that didnt know about amps?
You fucked up.
your a nonce
>Those fingerprints
disgusting
physics is for nerds tbqh.
>you might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
>"No Goyim, don't learn the sciences, leave that to the nerds (Jews)."
lads haha XD lads
hey lads
lads lol
i cant log into the world meme database so my posting is a bit off 2nite xd hahaha lads XD
i cant post like a normal person
i can only communicate with dank (stale) memes
lads
haha
>that beard
>that grey skin on his face
Yeah. I'm still waiting on an explanation
I'm not saying that. Just physics. It's stupid boring nerd shit. Chemistry, Biology(science lol), Math, Computers and others are fine.
Physics is for gay nerds.
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