UFC 214 Thread #2

Main Card: (PPV) @ 10:00 PM ET

LHW(c) Daniel Cormier (c) vs. Jon Jones
WW(c) Tyron Woodley (c) vs. Demian Maia
WFW(c) Cristiane Justino vs. Tonya Evinger
WW Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone
LHW Jimi Manuwa vs. Volkan Oezdemir

Prelims: (FXX) @ 8:00 PM ET

FW Ricardo Lamas vs. Jason Knight
Catchweight (140 lbs) Aljamain Sterling vs. Renan BarĂ£o
FW Brian Ortega vs. Renato Moicano
FW Andre Fili vs. Calvin Kattar

Prelims: (Fight Pass) @ 6:30 PM ET

WSW Kailin Curran vs. Alexandra Albu
FlW Eric Shelton vs. Jarred Brooks
LW Drew Dober def Josh Burkman via rd 1 heem

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KINO CARD INCOMING

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Post SNOOP KNIO

DIGITS COMFIRM

Honest question. WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MARK HUNT?!?

He just liked and added this to his playlist.

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Jones will dominate the first two rounds

Woodley has a Camaro
The stereotypes are right

Why do they always talk about the new performance institute like it's something that I want to buy?

>WSW Kailin Curran vs. Alexandra Albu
looking forward to this I want to see the albu chick fight and the ape chick get heem'd

He's got a great sense of humor?

Classic Australian song tbqh fan, notable for its cultural accuracy.

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reply to this post with based eire bro or else your mother will die in her sleep tonightt.

>and DC is now injured but it is implied he will still be competitive

how about Jones will dominate the fite?

>arches
>toes
>complexion
>lack of scars/callouses
>etc.

there's a lot that goes into appraising a pair of feet, user.

suck a dick bud

hey friend simulator I hope you guys are having a good night

fucking bar by me stopped showing PPVs is it worth buying?

Maia walking out to Linkin Park tonight will be emotional for me ;_;

>twofourteener
I don't know, sounds good to me

ALL I WANNA BE WAS A G

HAH

MY WHOLE LIFE NIGGA PLEASE

HAH

BREAKIN UP THESE MOTHERFUCKIN KEYS

LETS GETTIN THESE MOTHERFUCKIN G'S

NIGGA YOU DONT WANNA FUCK WITH THIS

Cruz must be atleast 180lbs right now

Looking fat

and there you have it. confirmed.

Top fucking kek I remember this from years ago.

Sorry guys i need to take your picks again, forgot to save them

So will you naysayers agree that Woodley is the greatest WW of all time after he heems Maia and GSP in that order?

are you blind, hes like 155 tops

STOP SCHEMIN AND LOOKIN HARD

49-1

how many hours until it starts in spain

jones doesn't gas. i hope you aren't implying cormier will dominate the championship rounds.

Cruz wipe your nose.

Also Jones 2nd round by tko/ko

Sure.

hahahahahahahahahaha

I'm so dumb.
I was thinking
>two one fourer
Kek

@77368500
I wonder if this sperg is gonna keep replying to himself all night

Honestly the spammer is better than this

A-yo
A-yo
A-yo

lads good news I asked my gf if I could stay home and watch the fights instead of going to work and she's gonna let me.

You missed it, sorry Paco

9.5 spanish hours

Hey guys I'm here to...

dc
twood
cyborg
cerrone
manuwa

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FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIGHTS LIVE

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>LW Drew Dober def Josh Burkman via rd 1 heem
webm?

cormier is gonna dominate the fisrt 2 rounds then he is gonna gas and jones wins the last 3

achieves mother fucker do you speak it

fuck off, Prizirzjirjirkiek

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Take off the VPN, Schaub

Fucking hell get the next fight on you absolute cunts I dont give a fuck about any of this shite

fuck off, Tim

gotta fill up tv time

Lmao

my Austrian nigga

I know it's a meme, by I wanna see Cyborg sheem Evinger using capoeira.

ask your gf to take her enema for me

it got real messy last time

holy shit just start the next fight already fucks sake

This is on fight pass, not tv.

JJ
Tyrone
Justino
Lawler
Manuwa

Anyone else noticing that Cruz keeps BTFO of Rogan's commentary? Joe has never had to deal with any actual scrutiny and it's becoming painfully obvious that he has no fucking idea what he's talking about.

50-0

still they have set times that they want fights to start

Oh boy, another person nicknamed "Showtime"

how can anyone pick maia over tyrone wood?

>Brooks gasses himself via screaming on the way to the cage.

Manuwa, Lawler, Cyborg, Woodly, Jones

>steals anthony pettis nickname

What a goof. And i hope this screaming white guy gets heemed

that adrenaline dump lmao

post more gianna if u have sum niggi

know what i'm saying?

Ultra casualfag here. How many bongs until relevant fights i can get hype about?

Doesn't /box/ have a card tonight? Or does no one give a fuck as usual.

Last week they had 5 fights scheduled for 2 hours. I have no idea what they would have done if a couple hadn't been early finishes.

Who is the semen demon in Brooks corner?

Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Cowboy
Manuwa

>10PM/7PM ETPT
what is this shit in spain

Rogan's brain is rotted from all the marijuana, he is literally human scum.

white boy gonna die

>Buying something you could have for free
Get it together. What, do have a job or something?

>tfw you wrestled with Jarred Brooks in high school

kid's a fucking psycho t b h

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Jones
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

3 bongs you ziltch

You have to make a lot of noise to be noticed at that height I guess.

Broner Garcia. Good scrap

Yup. I also got the impression Cruz didn't want to work with him anymore after Joe's massive spergout during Moose/Weedman.

They haven't watched BJJScout

Is Shelton part Chinese or what?

672 bongs.

what is that amazing place in the background? these rocks look like minecraft when it fails to load a chunk

It literally starts the same time it always starts lol

STREAM WHERE
MINE JUST WENT DOWN RIP

stop whining little bitch, is saturday night.

Cruz doesnt like Rogan you can just tell the way he undermines everything he says and ive heard him take some blatant shots at Rogan before as well. Dunno why maybe Rogan fucked his girl

Jared Brooks could have been a ncaa champ but he just decided to train mma instead

Cruz is known for that. I heard DC and some radio guy with head tattoos discuss it on a radioshow a couple of days ago.
I think Joe will play along and be the "weed lmao Im so humble and let the pro correct me cause I got no ego" dude until he is in a "hey fuckface" mood and put Dom in his place

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I'm really glad I outgrew WWE last year, UFC is 10 times better.

Don't. Some of us haven't fapped today and aren't planning to until the fights are finished.

Do tell.