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Cubs
1. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Willson Contreras (R) C
5. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
6. Ian Happ (S) CF
7. Jason Heyward (L) RF
8. Javier Baez (R) SS
9. Kyle Hendricks (R) P
Brewers
1. Eric Sogard (L) 2B
2. Eric Thames (L) 1B
3. Ryan Braun (R) LF
4. Travis Shaw (L) 3B
5. Hernan Perez (R) RF
6. Manny Pina (R) C
7. Lewis Brinson (R) CF
8. Orlando Arcia (R) SS
9. Junior Guerra (R) P
Gametime Forecast: 74°F • Clear • 0% PoP
>cubes
Go Cubs!
Can >we be stopped?
I don't think we can.
Burgerz, tell me
Why do even regular season champions lose 60-65 games?
What aspect of the game makes so difficult for one team to dominate during all season?
How do you feel when your team lose a match?
How upset are you on the scale from 1 to 10?
>muh bryzo
Kek most overrated corners in the league
Leave us alone
You post pepe, your crushing defeat today is assured cow fucker.
I'll answer the middle part. There are other teams.
Because they play a thousand games and the sport is more prone to randomness than any other sport.
My team doesn't lose a match, they lose a game. And fine normally, unless they lose a lot of games.
Okay fagets, I'm going to the Cubs game against the D backs next week and got a ticket in the bleachers, what sign should I bring.
Go Broors
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Hebrew Hammer
Hendricks WHY?
>this run brought to you by GlaxoSmithaKline
All those well hit balls... Dis gon be gud
Go sneks
george bush doesn't care about black people
There will be no snek supporting in this gamethread.
Also watch Schwarber hit this homer
Find out what tv station is broadcasting and make sure their call sign is in big letters (WGN, CSN, whatever) and then add a meme only we'd know, like Pepe, but not Pepe because he's now a white power icon and they'd never broadcast that. I know, put our cloverleaf on it. They'll think you're Irish. Maybe Pepe's eyes on the cloverleaf just so they realize what we did but too late.
This would actually work...
I guess the sux were only the sux.
>Using mainstream shit
>Ever
I'll just use YFWTBWDSO.
They won't broadcast codes.
Put snake handler
Then list the address to your boystown apartment under it and set up for a little post game glory hole action
>He doesn't know...
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FIVE! BRADY HAS FIVE ASTRIXES!
HA! HA! HA!
>Baez shows some dicipline and doesn't wildly swing at a ball that's outside the zone
>Gets called out away by the blind ump
Baez swings wildly from being great to being super trash. I don't understand how discipline can vary so much
I know, you could use Lala. But then you'd have to be able to draw.
By not swinging wildly at balls that are clearly outside the zone like he did when he got called out. It's what bit him in the ass early in his career and what he kinda fixed last last year before regressing again. Glad he took umbrage with the Ump after being called out.
>Guerra keeps walking people
>That error
Or just take an existing picture and photoshop a cubs cap onto her. Making sure there's a hole in the cap for her ahoge.
OH MOTHER PUSS BUCKET
Wew lads that was a close one
Does she bleed cubbie blue?
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Oh come the fuck on
>WGN using Linkin Park as bumper music
fuck. off. we get it, he's dead, and he's not coming back. in the end it really doesn't matter.
>Why do even regular season champions lose 60-65 games?
cause there's 162 games in a season. also, there's no draws. someone's gotta lose, and you can't park the bus.
>What aspect of the game makes so difficult for one team to dominate during all season?
it's a game of moments and momentum. often games hinge on one inning, one play, one mistake. in such a long season, players and teams are prone to injuries and slumps as much as surges and streaks.
>How do you feel when your team lose a match?
It completely depends. I'd be more upset if the game was close, or if we lost because of a bad play/call, of if the game was important. blowouts suck, and they're embarrassing, but somehow less frustrating.
if it's a postseason game, 8+/10
Most probably not since when she blushes its reddish.
Nice to see Baez showing good sportsmenship in giving props to that catch. Not Heyward stealing a homer tier, but still a fine one.
Just started watching - why's Hader in so early? I saw Guerra had 4 walks, did he walk the bases loaded or something?
>Rizzo's hand gestures after that sus call
His pitch count was inflated into the 70s and he was walking machine.
I suck at drawing, but if someone wants to do this, I'll make a poster out of it at Office Depot and bring it to the game.
In the 3rd he walked 2 then 3rd reached on a error. But command was pretty bad all 3 innings
>he doesn't know
Thanks anons. I guess he can be happy knowing he brought his ERA under 5.00.
watch it, user
LEL
here is a half-assed attempt
That brim is super fucked
i got that beat
for half-assedness anyway
but you get the basic premise, holding her head like a ball with a bat over her should
W
G
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on the left
>Shitty art of lala gets posted
>Cubs tie it up.
POST MORE ART
I wanna say Bryant is out of his slump
B R Y A N T
TYBB
>From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat!
>That look on Rizzo after getting plunked
You do it fag, two anons have already posted their shit.
But I can't even draw stick figures.
>No pitches in the strike zone for that first at bat
Don't lose your command Dinosaur man.
Thank Jr Skeltal!
>Kid dressed up as something from Minecraft in the crowd.
>K
>K
>K
Everybody do the dinosaur
Thank you Dinosaur Bones Jr.
>something
he doesn't know
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FUCKING HIT THE BALL SCHWARBER
>scwaber is a professional baseball player
Kek
>ruins his baseball career
>has to go back to football despite his knee
>It's a Strope inning
fix your hat you dumb spic
Strop was born with a disfigured skull, it's the only way he can wear a cap comfortably
>That'sBullshitButIBelieveYou.jpeg
>peeña
WHY WOULD YOU SWING AT THAT BAEZ
4 H I T S
FREE BASEBALL
>Now Maddon's Reliever Wild Ride really begins.
EXTRA EXTRA
>torres
Fug :D
>brewers are 3-8 in extras
God damn
Last number of this post is how many extra innings there'll be.
Wew lads we 4 game series tonight
he just rizzed on himself
>Rizzo
>montBUMary
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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HEYWARD
HE TAKETH HOME RUNS AWAY, HE GIVITHS THEM TOO
HEY HEY WARD
ABOUT TIME
J-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
HEYWARDD
Fuck that fuck everything
Reeeeeeeeee
>even if it will be very difficult to succeed by advancing straight ahead, it will not do to think about doing it in a long, roundabout way. The Way of the Samurai is one of immediacy, and it is best to dash in headlong.
Davis time.
Come on, Wade.
truly he is the last samurai
I think he is teaching Schwarber how to be a samurai too.
Davis has got this, he only blows exhibition games.
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Schwarber would have committed seppuku after his demotion
>gayvis
This is no time for number puzzles, he's got dingers to hit.
It was not a complementary comment. Baez should learn to take a few pitches first and get a sense of what the pitcher and the fielders are doing before just swinging for the fences.