Official El Clasico meme Match Thread

Neymar the absolute mercenary edition

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OIIIIIIIIII VISCA EL BARCA FUK THE NIGGAS A MAD-RID PUSSY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is this Nerman farewell general?

Is McDonaldo playing today?

Who M/a/drid here?

this week's version
but I'm sure he'll turn 360 degrees and walk away again next week

Fuck Neymar

Ronaldo-senpai is not playing

>in our style we trust
cringe

Fuck you

pls a stream for a third worlder?

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here

MORE FUCKING MCDONALDS HAHAHA

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stream plz

>no ronaldo-sama

why even watch

soccerstreams dot net senpai

Naymar's last game with Barcelona

unironically listening to spanish so dont have to listen to twellman

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

222 MILLION EURO BUST ALREADY

>PARIS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>El Clasico
>Not being played in Spain
>No Ronaldo
>A Mickey-mouse tournament

Why even bother?

>Neymar faking an injury

*fakes injury*

>Nerman injuring himself

Just fucking sell him already

WELL...

You don't see that happen with Adidas boots.

>the city of saint germain

>Nerman

JUST

so is the transfer all but confirmed?

NEYMAR IS ALREADY HURT AND MESSI SCORESHAHAHAHAHHAHAHABABABAbababbaba

are you serious?

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>No ronaldo-sama
doesnt count

LMAO

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this may be the most cancerous image i have ever laid eyes on

>Neymar injury
>goes off
>comes back in
>FCB scores

cracks me up when I see spee say Messi isn't the best player in the world

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Is Modric the new 10? Why the fuck not Isco?

Why does Nerman want to go play in France?

>Barcelona playing tiki-taco in a friendly

>Sergio Ramos

what a fucking hack

Because Modric is reals best player..?

HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL GOALS

Abriu a porteira.

Madrid isn't even trying. What a shit game.

>el classico

>MADRID

EXPOSED
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>I RATE ZIDANE

Okay, guys, that's very funny, but wake up now

>people paid $4k a ticket to see this

my stream has espn footage but fox sports latin america audio

lmao
>madrid

This wouldn't be happening if the sultan of Atletico was playing.

>pay to see Halal Madshit lose huezil style.
Worth it.

>thinking Madrid care about games played in burgerland
>Madrid doesn't even bother to bring tsu, who loves Miami
>saw tickets for $5k
How many lawns will spics have to mow in order to recover?

messi goal

cool it with the racism

>defending Halal
The only spic here is you, Juan Paco Hernandez.

I live in Miami. The local news station was interviewing people that were literally crying in the parking lot when they found out Ronaldo isn't playing.

For $
Come on, you are a burger, you know about money and capitalism more than us all, it should be obvious 4 u

how would you react if messi winked at you

>interviewing people that were literally crying in the parking lot when they found out Ronaldo isn't playing.

>defending Halal
kay

KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC KOVACIC

Surely the sponsors are much more impressed with the Barca shirt than the PSG, no?

GOAAAAAAAAAL

Are >we dare I say it back?

I like soccer now

I would probably punch him like I do with most manlets

>Neymar starting shit again

what'd he say that was racist?

Mexicans are not a race retard.

>commentators saying they saw tickets going for 13 THOUSAND DOLLARS

Fuck. I missed the goal. Delete this

What part of Barshalona are you from la'?

Sergio Ramos is the Honda Accord of defenders.

this match seems so fake
even the crowd sounds like one of those pre recorded tracks they use on tv shows

Yeah, I don't know who he's trying to impress here. He's obviously the type of guy who starts shit, then hides behind friends whenever someone responds to his shit

13k tickets are for VIP areas and booths. "People" paid 700 dollars for stands tickets though, which is absolutely pathetic.

dumb question but why is this thread "slow". i thought these 2 teams were one of the best teams in the world . shouldnt there be more posting

Lucky deflection

you do realize that matches shown on tv artificially create crowd noise, right?

wut

Ronaldo isn't playing.

no, the commentators said they were for tickets in the front row lad.

>they dont even know how to "oooooleee" between pass

fokin jewmericans

>american commentators

just kill me already

its a friendly mach that means fuck all, you moron

it's a meme friendly
the last clasico thread was fucking insane

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75460685

>3 goals in 15 minutes

They really want to appease the americans right

It's in the middle of night in Yurop.

you do realize people sing and cheer for their teams not just make oooohs and uuuuuhs

I live in Florida so I was curious about the ticket prices. some half decent seats were going for 5k. Seems dumb when I could instead go for a Marlins game for 40 bucks

2 threads going on and no TSUUU

they are in america you wetback

i'm a girl

how the fuck do you not see that pass

Be my gf