Brit/pol/-Unconventional desires Edition

>LATEST POLL RESULTS
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 44% (+1)
Leave: 49% (+1)
(ICM, online / 10 - 13 Jun)

EU referendum poll:
Remain: 39% (-3)
Leave: 46% (+3)
(YouGov, online / 12 - 13 Jun)

EU referendum poll:
Remain: 40% (-1)
Leave: 47% (+4)
(via TNS, online)

EU referendum poll:
Remain: 45% (+3)
Leave: 50% (+5)
(ICM, phone / 10 - 13 Jun)

EU referendum poll:
Remain: 47%
Leave: 53%
(ICM, both online and phone / 10 - 13 June)

>PETER HITCHENS
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3637246/PETER-HITCHENS-British-people-risen-unleash-chaos.html

>DANIEL HANNON
spectator.co.uk/2016/06/six-best-reasons-vote-leave/

>JACOB REES-MOGG
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3614626/JACOB-REES-MOGG-Yes-victory-bloody-final.html
>FIRST BRITAIN, THEN THE WORLD
breitbart.com/london/2016/06/06/farage-brexit-domino-disintegration/
>BETSFAIR ODDS PAGE
betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/politics/market/1.118739911
>THREAD THEMES
youtube.com/watch?v=2zCGQV_aJME
youtube.com/watch?v=wBz6y6ZrmD8
youtube.com/watch?v=t2KA5iyUUdw
>BREXIT: THE MOVIE
youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0

>BORIS ITV DEBATE - 9 JUNE
youtube.com/watch?v=RcAywz3SaOo

>NIGE ON QT - 9 JUNE
youtube.com/watch?v=jMoLLHHaWEY

>NIGE V NEIL - 10 JUNE
youtube.com/watch?v=EaSQT7QnbWI

>ARE NIGE RETROSPECTIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=9UCm6LNj7P0

>POLLTRACKERS/ODDSCHECKER
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum
twitter.com/britainelects
yougov.co.uk/turnout-o-meter/
oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/eu-referendum/referendum-on-eu-membership-result

>CAMPAIGN ORGANISATIONS
voteleavetakecontrol.org/organise
leave.eu/
grassrootsout.co.uk/join-us
ukip.org/volunteer
conservativesforbritain.org/sign-up/
labourleave.org/

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voteleavetakecontrol.org/organise
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ukip.org/volunteer
conservativesforbritain.org/sign-up/
labourleave.org/
britishseafishing.co.uk/conservation/common-fisheries-policy-cfp/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_innovations_and_discoveries)
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

POLLS:
14 June
Remain: 40% (-1)
LEAVE: 47% (+4)
(TNS, online)

13 June
Remain: 45%
LEAVE: 50%
(ICM, phone)

13 June
Remain: 39%
LEAVE: 46%
(YouGov, online)

13 June
Remain: 44%
LEAVE: 49%
(ICM, online)

12 June
Remain: 48%
LEAVE: 49%
(ORB, phone)

10 June
Remain: 42%
LEAVE: 43%
(YouGov, online)

10 June
REMAIN: 44%
Leave: 42%
(Opinium, online)

9 June
Remain: 45%
LEAVE: 55%
(ORB, online)

EU referendum poll
Remain: 46% (-6)
Leave: 45% (+4)
(via ComRes, phone)

1st for our nige

>REMINDER FOR THE 24TH
Counts will get under way when polls close at 22:00 GMT Thursday, 23 June at 382 local centres around the UK. These local results will be declared as the counts are completed before being collated at 12 regional centres, which will also declare the totals for each side. There will be a rolling total so the time at which one side reaches the point of being mathematically unbeatable depends on how quickly the vote are counted and how close the results are running. It is a safe bet that from 4am onwards there should be pretty clear picture of which way the vote is going. A chief counting officer will announce the overall result at Manchester Town Hall.
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>LEFT WING LEAVE CAMPAIGNS:
>voteleavetakecontrol.org/organise
>leave.eu/
>grassrootsout.co.uk/join-us
>ukip.org/volunteer
>conservativesforbritain.org/sign-up/
>labourleave.org/

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1st 4 red ken

should I drop acid lads kinda scared desu been sitting here for ages

Wow lads, second one today.

And no, I don't actually support Labour you fucking mongs, I've done enough of these to know what narrative they're implying from the questions they're asking. Best to cuck them before they get any numbers to make their claim.

When's Gove on lads?

The only good vinegar product is monster munch
>tfw turning this into a prove you're british thread, one foodstuff at a time

>You know what to do, lads

6:45

Absolutely.

sit down kid

Reminder that if I took power the first person I would execute would be Jamie fucking Oliver.

OKAY

SO THE REMAIN CAMP HAS BEEN SOUNDLY DEFEATED BY THE COMBINED GRAND FLEET ON THE THAMES AND THE UKIP MECHANISED BUS INFANTRY ON THE SHORES OF THE THAMES

THEY ARE NOW 100% BUTTHURT AND WILL TRY TO STRIKE BACK

LIKE A WOUNDED ANIMAL, THEY WILL ATTACK THEIR EASIEST OPENING - CALLING NIGEL SILLY AND ATTACKING THAT HE DID NOT ATTEND THE EU FISH COMMITTEE

THIS IS EASY FOR US TO HANDLE - USE THE ARGUMENTS HERE (ESPECIALLY "BLOCKS TO REFORM" AND "SMALL GROUP INFLUENCE") TO SHOW HOW IT'S FINE FOR HIM NOT TO BE THERE AND THAT IT DOES NOT EXCUSE THE EU RAPING OUR FISHERIES

THROW IN THE 92% OF FISHERMEN FIGURE FOR GOOD MEASURE

KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT - ENGLAND EXPECTS THAT EVERY MAN WILL DO HIS DUTY

britishseafishing.co.uk/conservation/common-fisheries-policy-cfp/

Posted my vote today. Felt good. Felt very good.

Might come out to the remain normies at work tomorrow and laugh heartily when they get offended and there's nothing they can do about it.

Also, Jetters > dinosaurs.

Picked Onion MM is GOAT
Flamin Hot is a close 2nd

Cheers m8.

Mfw I just posted this on the Guardian and people are upvoting instead of taking the bait.

Daily reminder: The British Empire, the greatest empire the world's ever seen, was necessary in its time in order to save the world from petty despotism or subjugation by a truly evil empire, like the Ottomans, Napoleon, Stalin or Hitler, and to shine the light of Western civilisation across the earth. Compare the Empire to any of its other rival empires and you will understand why we HAD to win. The British Empire abolished slavery, when every single, EVERY SINGLE empire and society in recorded history until that point had used slavery as the structural basis of its economy; it imposed Pax Britannica upon a world that had been fighting continuous tribal warfare since the fall of the Roman Empire; and built infrastructure and civil government where before there had been desert and jungle. What is its legacy?

>USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland
>India, the world's largest democracy
>South Africa, Africa's most developed country, Rhodesia, the breadbasket of Africa
>Hong Kong and Singapore, the Far East's main financial centres
>Israel, the ME's only functioning democracy
>parliamentary democracy
>Industrial Revolution
>the Anglican national church, the world's third largest Christian denomination
>modern physics (Newton)
>modern economics (Smith)
>modern armies (Cromwell)
>modern policing (Colquhoun)
>the international language you are using, developed by geniuses such as Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Johnson, Wordsworth, Dickens, Eliot
>modern rock (the Beatles)
>heavy metal (Black Sabbath)
>television (Baird)
>telephone (Bell)
>computers (Turing)
>WWW (Berners-Lee)
>railways (Stephenson)
>steam engines (Trevithick)
>jet engines (Whittle)
>electric motor (Faraday)
>many, many more inventions and scientific discoveries (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_innovations_and_discoveries)

FUCK THE HATERS.

>not being racist and proud
Lad, the remainers falling over themselves to call us rayciss works in our favour, it's seen as an ad hominem and the desperate acts of a losing side.

You haven't seen anything yet

>And no, I don't actually support Labour you fucking mongs, I've done enough of these to know what narrative they're implying from the questions they're asking

Devilish

Where are you guys getting these surveys from?

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I don't know how comparing are Nige to Alan Partridge can possibly do him any harm.

He's a lovable figure of fun, just like Boris. Gaffe-proof, unlike most stiffs in politics.

Now I want pickled eggs and a tub of cockles covered in vinegar and white pepper.

What are those crisps that are like broken finfers called? Something nobs. Hot nobs?

Glorious

>He doesn't realise it's happening

fat lip supports leaving the EU so just chill for now.

niknaks?

I mean, what a perfect rebuttal, amirite, lads?

Pickled onion Transform-a-Snack are superior. They are proper tongue hurting, eye watering pickly crisps. And you can make cars out of them.

Let's be honest here; the Guardian's comment section is mostly filled with people angry at what the latest leftie has said apart from a small die-hard cadre of socialists.

kek, he is a twat

my mum likes him a bit

That's the one. What the hell was I thinking of?

>Dad is very guarded with political opinions, been discussing it for months but will always say that he's undecided (will never say what side he supports even if he does support one side)
>said today that he got really pissed off with George Osborne's tax/pensions/budget threats, how the Brits will not stand for this, don't like being threatened, how the over 60 vote is important to the government etc.
>he virtually implied he would vote out because of this
>someone as ultra guarded as him actually revealed what he thought
>very possibly one more vote for leave and possibly many more because older Brits hate being politically blackmailed

I hope Osborne has well and truly fucked Remain now.

The swing back to status quo will wipe us out. We need a bigger lead going into polling day.

15 MINS TO QUESTION TIME LADS

>"Spot on"

Does he? That's honestly surprising.

>forgetting roast beef

Fuck knows, Hob Nobs, the biscuits, I guess.

Fuckin' Disco's, mate. The Salt and Vinegar ones are fucking mental and are the best, but bacon is a very close 2nd

> Near Brighton

OOH SPICY

>Used to get Turkey Twizzlers on the school menu every now and then.
>Every time it was on it everyone got it
>Universally loved by all
>Jamie Oliver bans Turkey Twizzlers
>The school menu becomes immediately worse
>School life becomes immediately worse
The day of the rope can't come soon enough

is it a proper one or some meme version?

>Yesterday, near Brighton

>Muh empire
The world has moved on...
Little England will because increasingly irrelevant if we turn our backs on our friends and allies.

yeah, said he wanted out because of damage to fishing and farming

Oh yes, they moved it forward because of the referendum, didn't they?

BRB, going to get set up in the garden with a pint and a pipe.

Someone edit it so it says "near liverpool" instead of brighton.

Check these, lads.

>swearing

I always think that as soon as someone has to resort to swearing to emphasise their point, they've lost all credibility as someone to listen to.

>implying it matters to the king that is Picked Onion

Is the entire remain side only worried about looking racist, xenophobic?? All they seem to spew is these buzzwords.

pic related one of my few Brit friends posted this on normiebook. The other friend and his wife are for LEAVE

It's like Eddie Izzard on question time all over again

I doubt this was sanctioned by the Stronger In camapign but after the last few weeks I suspect it was. Retards.

>hmm, salt-of-the-earth working class people are going to stage a demonstration at the destruction of their industry

>I know, let's send a rich unlikeable prick to shout at them

>THINK FOR YOUR FUCKING SELF

Except for when you ask for reasons to vote remain and they simply send you that list of the 200 cucks who apparently know better than we do.

Holy fuck, this is the end of the Leave campaign. Prepare for those 30 point swings. It's already over lads.

>These people genuinely believe they're the redpilled ones

I'd love to go back to a time where I was that much of a stupid fucking goyim, life was a lot simpler.

genuine nostalgia.

I was listening to LBC before and every single caller was saying how pissed off they were with Osborne and how they were voting Brexit.

Unless Leave fuck up catastrophically we have a very good chance of winning this

the pot-smoking whore-riddled waterways of Amsterdam

Just heard about the whole Thames malarkey.
Please, tell me those smug pampered cunts got their just desserts for talking down to those fishermen, I'm pissed off right now.

Just had a bernstein moment, I looked up "frazzlers", you know, the bacon crisps? Turns out they were called frazzles. Anybody else had this?

Should've answered Remain just to fuck with them

i dont think any particular flavour is better than any other, they all deserve equal praise in my eyes.

>the UK is about to break Europe
LET IT HAPPEN

I love LBC for this. I really wish more people here listened to it, Nick Ferrari and Iain Dale especially get some really fantastic guests and callers.

>that stupid little dance jamie did when the sugar tax passed
Cunt.

The social media backlash is real, with even the remaincucks saying how bad it was.

hope I don't go insane kek

Last two digits are how many % leave gets.

>people chose turkey twizzlers over square pizza
"no"

Check 'em.

> maninthepubopinion guy
> can see his balding nu-male head in a picture no bigger then 50pixels

Re did it for you user

99 get

I'm a middle class student leave voter who will definitely turn out to vote and voted Lib Dem at the last election. Or that's what Opinium think.

I've always known them to be Frazzles, sounds like you've been looking up bacon flavour corn based porn if you ask me lad.

I've been seeing shit like this being shared by rainbow haired dykes on faceberg.

They're unironically screaming HA! BREXIT IS JUST FOR THE BANKERS CUZ MURDOCH WANTS IT RACISM XENOPHOBIA FAR RIGHT TRASH BREXIT WILL ONLY BENEFIT WHITE RICH BANKERS whilst voting remaining, as endorsed by Goldman Sachs, Citibank and JP Morgan.

Is there anything especially wrong with curly fries?

As long as it's not the main feature of the dish I don't see the problem

Everyone saw that women have to register for the draft now, right? Cant wait to see dikes getting shot!

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Pretty far down on the list tbf senpai

Fuck me, the Remainiacs are in freefall.
From the official campaign to their grassroots...
they are on the ropes and they know it. FORWARD!

>Little European detected

Oh, just give them time. I'm sure they will.
And it will probably come in the form of Boris Johnson.

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>live in britain
>speak to british people
>get to know british people
>campaign to leave the EU
>by threatening britons

Are these people retarded, seriously?

l-lad...

holy fug
IT'S BIG BOY PIZZEY
ANYONE REMEMBER HIM?

They're not our friends, the last three months have seen just how friendly they are.

>Square pizza
kek.
Did you have the square pudding cake with hundreds and thousands too?

people seem to overcook them all the damn time.

>castamp.com/live/killme
Q U E S T I O N
T I M E
>castamp.com/live/killme

My father just called me a Nazi for wanting to vote leave. Cutting contact as we speak.

Anyone else downloading World of Warships after today?

You're right. I am now a #white-guilt-and-self-flagellation-missile.

Top kek. Now make his picture a "You'll never walk alone" picture, as well as all the people agreeing with him.

And make his name Bob Gerrard.

They're just too tasty. British children don't deserve such luxury.

Honestly lads we'd have probably remained had the remain campaign just not done anything at all. They've done comical amounts of damage to themselves.