We're the Sticky Bandits!

We're the Sticky Bandits!

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Don't trust that guy there's a skeleton inside of him

HOWDY DOO

THIS IS PETER MCALLISTER

THE FAAAATHER

I'D LIKE A HOTEL ROOM PLEASE, WITH AN EXTRA LARGE BED, A TV AND ONE OF THOSE LITTLE REFRIGERATORS YOU HAVE TO OPEN WITH A KEY

CREDIT CARD? YOU GOT IT!

A PEED-ZAH, COMPLIMENTS OF THE PLAZA HOTEL

DING DANG DONG

Housekeeping.

HARRY, I'VE REACHED THE TOP

Deleted scene featuring Mike "Grab a cock and you're in for a shock" Pence.

Watch it kid! AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHADDAP MAERV!!

What do you call that style of facial hair?

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the catweasel

What do you call this dance move?

YOU WAS SMOOCHIN WITH MY BROTHA

GET OUT OF HERE PERVET OR I'M GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY

YOU BEEN SMOOCHIN WITH EVERYBODY
SNUFFY, AL, LEO, LITTLE MOE WITH THE GIMPY LEG, CHEEKS, BONY BOB, CLIFF

It's a lie!

The Franky Cooker.

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My smooch plan lists schmee, my brother, cheeks, bony bob, cliff, snuffy, al, leo, little moe with the gimpy leg, my man hair and dr pavel.

Smee? Smee!

You just know

Two scoops, sir?

Two? Make it three. I'm not driving.

Hardcore, man.

>ONE OF THOSE LITTLE REFRIGERATORS YOU HAVE TO OPEN WITH A KEY

I've been to hotels all over the world and never seen one of those.

It's more of a motel thing.
Mini-fridges.

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>jackpot

I stayed in this little motel with my ex gf once in this small town. It was owned by a creepy old native American guy. They had one.

This looked a lot more appealing as a kid

>not downing the jelly beans like you were chugging a beer, then choking and dying with a sweet sugary taste in your mouth

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Was this kino?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_F2U5HDZ8FM

Thank god for this thread. It's scary out there.

>he keeps his cookies in the fridge

It ain't much better in here, kid

What the fuck was his problem?

Why do you have to make it a point to that he's native American?
Does that add to the fear factor?

That is a kino shot

Detail adds to the story, user

Kept children in his basement. Mostly the retarded and minorities

>retarded and minorities

bit redundant

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this movie is so comfy

Because native Americans have an inferior culture and it adds context to why an native American owned business would have an antiquated piece of equipment.

KEVIN! YOU SPENT 967 DOLLARS ON ROOM SERVICE?!

Really isnt that much

In like 3 days it is

>KEVIN! YOU SPENT 4 GRAND ON THAI LADYBOYS?!

absolute madman

4 scoops, GOMAD

Mr. McCallister, here's your very own cheese pizza.

Excuse me, where's the lobby?

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Down the hall and to the left

For one kid, for just food in three days?

>"Thanks, Mr. President"
Holy shit, how did they know so early?

>to the left
>Donald on the right side of the screen
>walking away from the lobby on the left

holy shit

HI KIDS WE'RE HOME EARLY

youtube.com/watch?v=anjyiO754hU

How did he know what the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs sounded like?
Very suspicious.

Don't forget the limo ride. And the NY cheese pizza.

>Guests of The New Celebrity DING DANG DONG

What exactly does one do with an inflatable life size clown in the hotel swimming pool?

Wouldn't this toy be illegal in most states? Recording people surreptitiously?

It's a tape recorder. It's not illegal.

still have my talkboy ;^)

>runs for right
>tells kevin to go left
What did he mean by this?

>only three scoops

I had one.

Also the pen, and the watch. The watch barely functioned as a watch or a recorder.

>You want the ground floor (lobby)? Go left.
>Me? I'm going to the top.

I could SMELL YA gettin off the elevator!

I had an off-brand one as a kid. I just recorded people and changed the speed to see what they'd sound like.

I kinda wish I had one now. Imagine a new one using today's technology. Flash memory and a rechargeable cell phone battery instead of AAs.

Scare children I assume

I used an entire side of the tape to record the whole breaking into the house section of Home Alone 2, on slow, then I put it back to regular speed so everyone was fast.

The screams of the damned echoed from my humble Talkboy.

that's a good looking pizza

I'm sure there's an app for that user.

every December I watch this movie and eat an entire cheese pizza by myself.

Is this Christmas kino?

Should have recorded then slowed that down.

TTTTTHHHEEE FAAAAAAAATTTHHERRRRRR

STOLEN CREDIT CAAARD?

Driver, know any good porn stores?

>home alone in 2016
>he just texts his parents and they come back

better yet
>they just call him an uber

>potato chips in a fridge
What did they mean by this?

Oh fuck I remember this commercial

>he eats his chips at room temp

>They don't go on holiday at all because they're in crippling debt

>cold chips
Disgusting

>fridge

It's clearly a cabinet.

GET OUTTA HERE YOU NOSY LITTLE PERVERT OR I'M GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY

>dad kills himself in an elaborate scheme to make it look like an accident to make sure his family gets his insurance policy

>one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key
>refrigerator

>Hey Kevin, come scrub my back and don't tell your folks okay?

On that note, youtube.com/watch?v=80vh6iRvgXg

>GET OUTTA HERE YOU NOSY LITTLE FAGGOT OR I'M GONNA FUCK YOU SILLY

Really, John Hughes?

>Wet Bandits attempt to rob the place and are killed by said elaborate scheme in a series of zany but gruesome traps
>Kevin sits in his room playing on his tablet for the whole film and doesn't notice anything

AAAWWWW YOU'RE COOKIN' FRANKY

>Damn, Uncle Frank looks like *that*??

>Just get in, grab the tie, get out, and don't look at....anything
>MORE LIKE DON'T LOOK AT NOTHING
>Kevin stop
>COS HE'S GOT NO DICK
>Kevin you're grounded, take your inflatable clown and go the attic
>I WILL MAKE MY FAMILY DISAPPEAR
>And don't you dare hump that clown

Nah it's a cabinet bro

Time for your annual rewatch

>200 POINTS, ALRIGHT!