Uhhhh Rouge..... Rouge One™!

>Uhhhh Rouge..... Rouge One™!

his cheeks don't look that red

Ah, yes, the muslim pilot, what a memorable, memorable character....

>Rouge

Red one?

tentacle rape?

Don't you love Diversity®, friend?

His hole got filled good ;)

>"What's your ID?"
>Uhhhhh.... Rouge One... Rouge One: a Star Wars Story...

fucking really?

He actually meant Rouge Juan

>Rouge
Dumbass

I particularly enjoyed the mascara of the rebel troops by Vader at the end.

I couldn't help but shake the feeling his character is slightly, dare I say it, overpowdered compared to his OT portrayal

...

Only likeable character in the movie

it's rogue you dyslexic retard

>tfw no transleader to torpedo my exhaust port

Remember in that Sonic game when this worked in reverse, and everyone was talking about Rogue the Bat?

RUBBER DINGHY RAPIDS BRO

>gets mindraped
>gets shit on constantly and sits around most of the time
>nobody listens to him
>dies from a stray grenade

/ourguy/

Best moment was when he went kablooey

him dying by a random grenade was unironically one of my favorite parts

that's how it actually is in a real war, people die from random shit

they don't get huge moments where they can cuddle a dying blind christfag for 2 mins before they power up in to super chimp mode to take down a whole gang of death troopers before dying while the music swells

fuck 90% of this movie, but the pilot dying randomly was fucking great

>le realism is automatically better xDDD

Never write anything.

did he allawoo akbar?

Hahaha how embarassing you even made an image with the same typo fucking retard

Realism is better. Get your head out of your ass, cuck.

Never fucking reply to me again.

>not getting the joke
>you
Pick 2

not really but there is a scene where the Empire bombs Isis

Can we fix every movie by making everyone blonde, blue eyed and six feet tall males?

Like literally every single person in the movie!
No females.
No anglos.
No shitskins from (italy to africa).
No asians.

Just every movie on the planet only featuring blonde haired blue eyed gods!

They could have made him blonde and given him blue eyes. People get pissy about whites not fitting into non-white roles all the time, too, even when effort is made to make them fit better.

Riz and Diego Luna should've changed roles.

I don't think that's what user was implying. It's just that most of these characters don't get much characterization. Bodhi Rook spent a significant part of his role being brain damaged and going "I am da pilod... I am da pilod...", together with Chirrut that makes already two characters that chant the same line over and over.

Meanwhile, Baze's actor doesn't speak English very well so his role is diminished to The Heavy That Never Misses And Only Speaks Short Sentences.

And yeah, Bodhi Rook being the only (ex-)Imperial to look non-white is conspicuous as well. If the Empire were so white supremacist as Disney twiter feeds would want to make you believe, why hire him in the first place?

He was pretty memorable honestly. I felt sorry for him after the torture. He just wanted to be a good Rebel boy, but the mean black guy hurt him anyway. He still ended up proving himself in the end with a heroic sacrifice.

This is simple movie-making 101. It just works. TFA was devoid of this with it's low stakes and invulnerable characters. I felt nothing for anything or anyone.

>invulnerable characters

Han literally fucking died.

What a typically-British-looking fella!

I was talking about the news characters, but I'm glad you brought up Han. Han's death didn't affect me for several reasons. One, he was in a movie with no emotional resonance behind anything. Two, the actor famously hated the characters and already wanted him to die in a previous movie, it was obvious he would only come back if they paid him a lot and allowed him to die. Three, the scene was just to obvious. Kylo Ren slowly and awkwardly holding his father, when everyone in the damn audience already knows he's going to saber him. Compare that to a random thermal detonator just falling out of the sky and killing the Imperial Pilot, a true random act of violence. Absolutely shocking. Especially after he survived the gun volley leading up to it.

I have no idea what anthropomorphic bat you are talking about

>"Answer him"
>"This is Rogue One: A Star Wars story™"

Left my seat and asked for a refund straight from Disney

>If the Empire were so white supremacist as Disney twiter feeds would want to make you believe, why hire him in the first place?
He wasn't military personnel, just a low-down cargo pilot

They should have merged their roles and changed the character's name to Kyle Katarn

>Rogue One A*, (was T or E)