Animal flicks

>animal flicks
>villain is a cat

just like in real life

But the only option for evil dog is rabid dog.
Cats are assholes even in real life.

>tfw watching useless human getting killed

Fuck you, as if anyone sees kitties as anything but little angels. Reptiles and Hyenas are the ones getting fucked by (((Hollywood))).

>dogs kill multiple people each year including children even when they do not have rabies
>cats scratch people that annoy them sometimes

The real assholes are dogs, that's why they get put down, when was the last time a cat was put down for attacking someone?

Cats are complete assholes.

Pic related, digging out a comfy home to commit murder. Literally nigger of the animal kingdom

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>selfish
>unable to love owner
>extremely vindictive

Cats simply can't harm human because of own size. Were they the same size and weight as the dogs they'd kill people left and right.

remind me of this

Mudslim detected

I'd lick it.

A cat is easily big enough to kill a baby, a 5KG cat can do more damage than a 5KG dog. It just never happens because cats aren't psychopaths like dogs are.

FUck muhammed.

dogs are idiots

Reptile isn't a scientific category

looks like chicken to me

Wonder how it tastes.

check out the news

cats kills baby all the time

By sleeping on it, not attacking it

On purpose?

>animal movie
>snake is treacherous because of christian memes
>wolf is a "noble" animal
>owl is smart

but that's the point tho

they are nature-born psycopath

Would you?

Dogs are carnivores too

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Well, Wolf being noble is new, they had centuries being assholes

Oh yeah? Do you see dogs doing pic related

DWELTW TGHHIS

but that's a dog

Why? Nature is beautiful

>gets BTFO on cats
>has to start picking on other species

americans hate cats

I know i meant to post this one

I hate cats. They are the assholes of the animal kingdom

Did she just eat his balls? That's fucking hardcore as shit

Wolves kill animals like that all the time, it's called hunting in packs, do you think wolves sit around eatting berries all day?

Sounds like you shouldn't watch wildlife documentaries if they upset you so much.

shit I'm sweating from reading this

Dat last lion is a lazy bastard

Damn killing a running girafe must be hard, I have respect for cats now

Caimen literally chilling minding his own buisness. Guess what happens

Still want to argue cats aren't complete fucking assholes

This fucking pussy decides to pick a fight for no reason

Did it do that only for the lulz?

>woah they have to hunt to eat
>what a bunch of fucking assholes

OP was talking about domesticated pet cats not lions you idiot.

I like how the kid just sort of walks back just to die

the man 's whipping it

What happens next ?

He's too young to live without mother anyway

No, Cats are legit after only one thing; to ruin someone's day for their own pleasure

no one knows

Wheres the "hunting" in this clip?

Whats the difference. If a domesticated cat was large enough it would kill you in your sleep

Self defence

Félines greatest power is to ignore gravity for few seconds

that's a cheetah though

they are known to be tame around humans and you could probably take on one if it attacked you

>Jaguar takes out a croc one on one and drags it away to eat it
>Somehow this upsets your delicate sensibilities

RULES OF NATURE

thats not a cheetah m8

yes it is look again

He did the equivalent of sucker punching that alligator. One on one that cat gets torn to shreds

They are known to be sluts around married men

Gator got BTFO by a much better predator.

Gators and other crocodilians a shit, too. They just camp the water where every other animal has to come to drink, then lunge when they've got their heads down drinking and they're vulnerable. They spend the rest of their lives doing fuck all.

>Hide gator threads
>Ignore gator posts
>Do not reply to gator posters

lewd

You some kind of cheetah expert? Fuck off.

>tfw no cheetah gf

>5KG cat can do more damage than a 5KG dog
When was the last time you heard about a cat-sized dog killing someone?

Yes, cats are more powerful per-weight, but the max* weight of a cat is still pathetically small compared to an average dog

Cats are by far more aggressive than dogs, they're just not physically capable.

>Sup Forums - Animals & Nature

Hey my cat does the exact same thing

My money is on the cat

Damn, these few seconds are more tense than any movies I ever saw. Did he make it alive?

Pic related is what would happen to pussies 1v1

A 5kg cat is morbidly obese or American.

No the niggers of the animal kingdom most definitely are hyenas

Oh look, a croc camping in water like an asshole. Such skill. Many deadly. Very scare.

You lucky dog, do you ever slip it in?

>Cats are by far more aggressive than dogs, they're just not physically capable.


No they are not, when cats fight it is nearly all noise and they don't kill each other, dogs regularly kill each other hence why they have to be on leads when taken out and sometimes even muzzled.

Should I have kept him?

No, its still niggers

dat ass

You got rid of him?

REEEEEEEEEE

He looks like the perfect kitty.

That cheeky wink. What a slut

That's what like 5 people said when I put him up for adoption. Unfortunately someone wanted him first and the others got pissed.

Little guy was charming though. Always liked to sleep in my armpit.

>Cat slow blinks at me
>Slow blink back

every time

nature is fuckin savage

Beautiful is what it is

Nature just doesn't give a fuck. It's us humans who are the pussies, what with our ability to empathise and shit.

That baboon isn't thinking about how much pain it's inflicting because it isn't something his tiny mind can comprehend. He's hungry so he's eating, that's all.

Holy fuck.

It's just like in Anime.

This t.b.h.

>you came to the wrong neighbourhood white boy

Weebs need to be gassed

>mfw hippos are herbivores and just bite shit for fun.

why he do dat

why the fuck? lol

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There's a Harlan Ellison story about a guy who uses a time machine to hide in the prehistoric era and he chooses the time period where there are mostly herbivores, when he gets there a brachiosaur sees him, gets curious bites him in half and spits him out cuz he tastes bad.

It was a copy-no-jutsu.

animals can empathize too, they just dont extent it outside their tribe, like niggers

Cats are sociopathic faggots that would maul you the second you pissed them off without a second thought if they were any bigger.

Not to mention they're one of the defining factors in the current mass extinction event.

If you have an "outdoor" cat you both need to be executed.

Meanwhile dogs act as service animals and actually fucking help people.

out
fucking
skilled

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>Octopus
>Very intelligent
>Can change color to match environment exactly
>Outsmarted and eaten by a fucking fish

I bet he feels pretty embarrassed desu.

True. Heres a mantis cannibalising another