/heem/ - As It Were Edition

News:

UFC 214 happened

Jones won back his LHW title

Woodley stuffed 24 takedowns

Cyborg had a bit of trouble putting away a soccer mom

Woodley ran from Maia
Jones ran from DC
As we know that makes them instant losers

schuab succs

Why is Jones dodging Gus? because he knows he's the only man who can beat him.

fattest and skinniest conors

Fuck DC and fuck Woodley.
Crybaby better not keep doing analysis after this he's so annoying.

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Rizin thread

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look at the fuckin size of gooby these days

Too bad Rumble agreed to put DC over, he KOs 2017 Jones in 2 rounds

are you being an idiot on purpose? that is not conor

why is dana so red?

like maybe 2 people on /heem/ know anything at all about MMA

Mad about the woodley fight

no-o

DANA GIVES GSP TO BISPING

TOLD YA SO

dc literally turned his back to jones to run

>I know Bisping will fight
>the city of Woodlie

>now and again champion jon jones

Don't believe his lies

There needs to be a collage of every single lie Dana has ever told in regards to fights.

Holy shit DC didn't know had been KO'd. That kick shook him back to his ancestors.

Leave Jon Jones to me. Nobody hurts my Chocolate Rollo and gets away with it puto.

>Cyborg had a bit of trouble putting away a soccer mom
Not once was she troubled. She paced herself well, heavily outlanded Evinger and showed she can do more than pure tardsmash. It was a measured beating.

why would woodley not turn up?

>dana lighting up woodly in the post fight conference

Dana is fucking firing infinite shots at Woodley. he's basically saying he's shit and no one wants to watch him fight.

>You take no risks you get no rewards

Yeah take a huge risk then get back-packed and strangled lol, what a huge goofball the fighters are there to win fights not take risks you bald headed puppet

Dana basically taking a dump on Woodley.

>shatters knee 5 seconds later

Recap of the Jones leg kick

1) high knee before rear heel and hip placement changes, then shin snaps perfectly - this is peak power potential
2) lands the shin at a high point on the shin on Cormier's chin - this is the highest amount of force you can achieve with this kick
3) cormier was leaning forward on both of the balls of his feet - he eats the power with zero mitigation at all

That kick would have actually killed most men.

No one lamenting Jimi Manure's lil hype-train coming to an end. (Cost me $50)

He's not wrong.

rematch WHEN

I think she could have submitted her in 45 seconds. Cyborg wanted a performance

*jumps on leg extension machine and does 50 in a row and tears sciatic nerve*

Woodley is that you?

I thought Whittaker was the interim champion, why does GSP get a title fight?

>Says Woodley/Maia winner fights GSP
>Now says that Bisping is fighting GSP
>Now says Whittaker fights winner of Bisping/GSP

Get this loser off the mic what a horrible spokesman for the company

dana straight up lying about rogan doing the interview against dana's recommendation

joe rogan has been against doing interviews with KO'd opponents for a long time

gus wont put up as good of a fight again
losing that fight depressed the shit outta him

No but I'm a Woodley fan and he proved naysayers wrong once again.

Holy shit Dana, Woodley is already dead.

I missed this Dana so much, this is why I actually look forward for events to be disasters

i agree but Dana doesn't normally goes this hard on his fighters.

USMAN


save us USMAN

i know your striking is still regional level but your a better athlete and equal in physicality

Well its true. I want to like or at least respect Woodley, he's definitely skilled and athletic enough to be amazing, but he's had three horrendously inactive five round fights in a row with only like, the last two rounds of the first Thompson fight being worth talking about. I had no delusions about this fight or the style matchup but goddamn after 75 minutes in a cage with the belt Tyron Woodley has not managed to produce a single compelling fight and he had every advantage and everything he needed to at least do things against Maia and he didn't.

bisping tossed his belt at the floor because it had no value, he didn't win shit

>why does GSP get a title fight?
''''greatest welterweight of all time'''', money

>sorry can you repeat that my man?

how wasted is dana right now

Whit is out with his knee till next year and Romero just lost and Rockhold is fighting someone else.

Woodley is barely literate and doesn't know how to push an advantage.

what is dana using lads?

he made the choice they don't force him. he obviously knew he made a mistake straight after the interview.

Dana unable to understand a single question at the presser. WTF?
Distracted by that GSP text?

Did you see the beating he put on Glover Teixeira?

Fucking based D

GSP bucks on his mind

>Jones is the best ever to do it

Weeks removed from saying that Conor was the best ever to do it, and a few weeks before that saying Mighty Mouse was the best ever to do it, and if we go back to February then Anderson Silva was the best ever to do it.

>Woodley fan
so you are woodley?

After the way he won against Glover his confidence is at it's peak

dana is a fucking weasel

Dana knows that Woodley would actually kill GSP and end that hype-train once and for all.

Nope I'm a Woodley fan and you're salty beyond belief. [insert great white hype here] will save you next time I'm sure.

>inserting race into everything
holy shit is this actually Woodley?

conor has always been bs. he beat 1 goat level, 2 chinny perma top 3s, and 3 barely top 10 guys.

that's good. but if max beats edgar, he legit has a better record then mcgreggor in the ufc

jones killed all the gods of LHW and brought order to the roiders and monsters of the merger era

I want to see Jones vs Silva for the official passing of the torch of old GOAT to new GOAT

>People don't remember what kind of shit Dana spewed about GSP before he retired
>People don't remember that he literally tried to reverse the win over hendricks minutes after the fight was over
>People despised GSP then
>Now they hail him as the goat now
>When they used to say the same shit they do about woodley now

If you guys were chicks you'd get pumped and dumped so many times, how guillible can you be.

stop crying please

This. Promote it as Silva's last fight and it will huge.

WW is always a sore spot. Lawler was a gift from god, a spicy champion, and he lasted 2 years

the other reprieve was early gsp/serra/hughes era since there were a lot of finishes there too

ummmmmmm actually the internet told me that jones is a KNOWN roider

What if the reason why Woodley can't produce a compelling fight if he doesn't get a first round overhand is because he's too busy shitposting?

Brick Lester!

Dry your eyes please

Someone please post the knockout

>I will le succc you xD
Bunch of nerdy losers good riddance you queers

It's his own fault for not keeping Rory, the biggest mistake he ever made.
He can't shittalk woodley now, it's the best WW he has so he is going to be his champ the goof has to suck it up

can you imagine conor fighting that?

>tfw jones becomes a cornball nigger and cormier becomes the real nigger

>Dana going absolutely ham on Tyron

literally said they made the Bisping / GSP deal in the 5th round

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that guy is pretty good. when do we get to see him fight?

Le lucky charms man would be absolutely destroyed.

You can't make a collage that big in any computer software.

Conor will out angle him

Dana is such a slimy piece of fucking shit. that fight absolutely sucked but he's fighting maia, what did you expect? he completely nullified maia's game how many people can say that? 3? 4?

I can't believe how calm tyron is about it all honestly

>if he doesn't get a first round overhand
>posts a series of first round overhands
Your impression of Woodley is top notch, down to the seeming lack of literacy

Jon is afraid of Stipe.
Lol

Anyone feel sad for DC?

It sucks that the bad guys have to always win.

Jon Jones very articulate soft-spoken young man but spergs on here hate him so much they are now lifelong Oezdemir fans.

Oh you bet he's going on some white man holding him back rants you bet your ass on that.
All woodley has to do is call Dana a bitch and tell him to suck his balls instead of crying like a bitch.

JEJ

>If he doesn't put on exciting fights he puts on boring fights
Profound logic you retard

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It does seem like he's ducking him but I honestly think that Jon can beat Stipe

He's right though, all he's really looking for is a big payday and he can't get that from fighting Stipe.

You're an idiot

well he failed to pay rory enough to get loyalty so he could resign him.

should have offered him like 220k

Who /WizardofOez/ here?

Yeah that's what I was thinking, too.