Are you ready for Chinese Kino?

Are you ready for Chinese Kino?

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You mean literally-China's-hackneyed-attempt-at-cultivating-soft-power?

>blue, red, black and silver ranger

Is there anyone more self-hating than the average Chinaman?

>biggest Chinese movie ever
>their most famous director
>have to appeal to international crowd
>shit, can't cast a chinese lead, nobody wants to see a chinaman on the big screen
>Matt Damon

the last chinese samurai?

lol is that matt damon whats he doing

Getting them chinabucks after JB 2016 flopped

youtube.com/watch?v=yiGrLrj6gd4

Holy shit my sides

Willem Dafoe is in it

there is nothing more pathetic than self-hating asians
>that one asian guy who tries to be funny by saying he has a small penis
>entire group gives him pity smirks because no we did not think you had a small dick and now we do
If any asians are reading this, no we don't hate you or think you're like some 40 year old stereotype.
Stop recycling the same jokes trying to preemptively catch racism, we literally don't care that you're asian.

>Chinese Kino

Oh you mean Chinkino?

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lel china is slowly taking hollywoods place

see

what am I supposed to be seeing here?

>chink
>kino
>chink kino
>chinkino

I get the joke, I'm not seeing how it is relevant to my post and why I need to "see" it again.

looks fun but super retarded

This movie looks shit

T. Dog eating chinaman

I was really hoping that China might make good film. They are just copying Hollywood.

I didn't want more Holywood.

>Chinkino
You misspelled Chino

What's your fave kind of dog.

They copied your computers, your architecture and even your public figures. Of course they're gonna copy your movies.

>halo and angel wings
holy shit

>Matt Damon
>Pedro Pascal
>Willem Dafoe
>cute chinese waifu

What's not to like?

What kind of animu shit is this

>Luhan and Matt Damon in the same movie

my sides

Asians all look the same and they secretly know it. Thats why all characters ened to dress in distinct, colourful outfits, so westerners call tell them apart. They're still doomed to fail because no european wants to watch a movie full of Jackie Chans doing their chingchong shit

Tenfeethigher.exe

I'll buy a ticket. Was waiting all the time for this movie to be honest. But I have to say, the first trailer looked better and more mysterious.

this
how many attempts do you think it's going to take them to get the soft power of even, let's say, Australia?

>Get some sleep Lu, and you look tired
>BWREEE BWREEE

underrated post

>>A morally bankrupt culture devoid of independant thought and creativity has kino

sure sure chinkers

teasers are always like that, what with the effects shots not being done

but now we know it's just gonna be a generic CGI fest, only with Jason Bourne, Green Goblin and Oberyn Martell

should be worth some laughs at least

>極端方式 starts playing

This looks so bad lmao.
Chinks and CGI don't mix, they don't have the technology nor the artistic quality to make them