Are you ready for Chinese Kino?
Are you ready for Chinese Kino?
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You mean literally-China's-hackneyed-attempt-at-cultivating-soft-power?
>blue, red, black and silver ranger
Is there anyone more self-hating than the average Chinaman?
>biggest Chinese movie ever
>their most famous director
>have to appeal to international crowd
>shit, can't cast a chinese lead, nobody wants to see a chinaman on the big screen
>Matt Damon
the last chinese samurai?
lol is that matt damon whats he doing
Getting them chinabucks after JB 2016 flopped
there is nothing more pathetic than self-hating asians
>that one asian guy who tries to be funny by saying he has a small penis
>entire group gives him pity smirks because no we did not think you had a small dick and now we do
If any asians are reading this, no we don't hate you or think you're like some 40 year old stereotype.
Stop recycling the same jokes trying to preemptively catch racism, we literally don't care that you're asian.
>Chinese Kino
Oh you mean Chinkino?
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lel china is slowly taking hollywoods place
see
what am I supposed to be seeing here?
>chink
>kino
>chink kino
>chinkino
I get the joke, I'm not seeing how it is relevant to my post and why I need to "see" it again.
looks fun but super retarded
This movie looks shit
T. Dog eating chinaman
I was really hoping that China might make good film. They are just copying Hollywood.
I didn't want more Holywood.
>Chinkino
You misspelled Chino
What's your fave kind of dog.
They copied your computers, your architecture and even your public figures. Of course they're gonna copy your movies.
>halo and angel wings
holy shit
>Matt Damon
>Pedro Pascal
>Willem Dafoe
>cute chinese waifu
What's not to like?
What kind of animu shit is this
>Luhan and Matt Damon in the same movie
my sides
Asians all look the same and they secretly know it. Thats why all characters ened to dress in distinct, colourful outfits, so westerners call tell them apart. They're still doomed to fail because no european wants to watch a movie full of Jackie Chans doing their chingchong shit
Tenfeethigher.exe
I'll buy a ticket. Was waiting all the time for this movie to be honest. But I have to say, the first trailer looked better and more mysterious.
this
how many attempts do you think it's going to take them to get the soft power of even, let's say, Australia?
>Get some sleep Lu, and you look tired
>BWREEE BWREEE
underrated post
>>A morally bankrupt culture devoid of independant thought and creativity has kino
sure sure chinkers
teasers are always like that, what with the effects shots not being done
but now we know it's just gonna be a generic CGI fest, only with Jason Bourne, Green Goblin and Oberyn Martell
should be worth some laughs at least
>極端方式 starts playing
This looks so bad lmao.
Chinks and CGI don't mix, they don't have the technology nor the artistic quality to make them