Which movie about cooking is the best?

Which movie about cooking is the best?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=L9m6FoSw4jE
youtube.com/watch?v=gbdUGdxX7ww
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restaurant_Gordon_Ramsay
youtube.com/watch?v=5KLYz0pApq0
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Good burger

Tampopo

Schindler's List

...

why do people keep posting this? is it some epic maymay from /ck/ or something? is he doing it in an odd manner thats meant to make me freak out?

It's the most pretentious toasted cheese ever created.

Jiro's dream of boy pussy

Ratatouille

Chef

it's a crossover Sup Forums and /ck/ meme

Chef had some legit cooking scenes and then this thing

Oh shit! just found out chef's table got a season 3, im fucking slow

>Butters bread then oils the plate
>Puts it n a plate to move it literally 2 feet behind him
>Cuts it
>Puts it on another plate

My mind is breaking from the high levels of retard

is the whole movie like this?
it looks gimmicky as fuck

>inb4 jack webms

You forget

>moves the bread around the hot plate
>slightly adjusts gas
>puts more butter on an already toasted side to """"even"""" it out
>fucking rotates the toasted cheese

thats not cooking

Both the "The Trip" movies
The Cook, The Thief, yadda yadda yadda
And this

>Delicatessen
Absolute Kino.

Its the same plate you autist

...

Hannibal is /ck/ - The Show.

Tampopo

The first couple of seasons at least

...

Chefs have a different mindset when cooking. Literally everything they make has to be on another level even something as simple as grilled cheese.

Watch Gordon Ramsay's videos on youtube. He up scales the most simple shit

Also if you don't take time and care in what you're cooking you shouldn't fucking cook

This. Based Japs and their food movies/series.

youtube.com/watch?v=L9m6FoSw4jE

>watching this without the music
youtube.com/watch?v=gbdUGdxX7ww

Is there video showing how to make the perfect bowl of cheerios?

My ex was a chef and she would always go over the top at home when cooking, I fucking hated it.

Like some days I just want a rustlers burger and she would say no they're bad and make her own fancy style ones like she would serve posh spazzes and they were nice but I just want a goddamn rustlers burger not some 5 star gourmet one.

Now I can't watch films like this, they and chefs in general (except greasy cafe chefs) piss me right the fuck off. God I'm angry just thinking about her and her fucking food.

>Ramsay
>an example of "chefs"
This is what Americans actually believe

Yes there is

Some people have perfected eating cereal

Fucking assholes have too much free time

tough life user

he was a legit Michelin-level chef before becoming a celebrity/businessman first

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restaurant_Gordon_Ramsay

It has only 3.

Haha holy shit you had a perfect woman, broke up with her, and you STILL don't have the self-awareness to realise it

>God I'm angry just thinking about her and her fucking food.

I would've been in heaven

I love well prepared food

"here boy, I soaked this peace of industrial bread with at least five kinds of grease and fat. did I mention I'm a chef?"

>have the perfect woman
>leave her
What a fucking idiot.

All I know is they didn't cook jackshit on the last one

Goodfellas

You don't need a vid, it's pretty easy.

Preparation: Put 5 cheerios in a small container. Add a teaspoon of brown sugar and 2 teaspoons of milk. Leave that container (sealed) at room temperatre for 6 to 8 days.

When making the actual bowl of cheerios:

Warm a cup of milk on the stove (no more than a cup)
Put milk in a bowl that you will have heated by passing it under some hot water.
Put a teaspoon of the aged cheerio/milk/brown sugar mix in the warm milk. Stir.
Put two pinches of clove powder on warm milk.
Poor cheerios on the milk. Do not stir, leave them to sink on their own in the milk.
Put 1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon powder on top.
Leave it like this for 2 to 5 minutes, depending on how crunchy you like your cereals.

That's it. That's all.

>Liquefied garlic

I seriously hope Italians don't do that

It's time.

that grilled cheese is not on another level

it's just shit

>Poor cheerios on the milk.
This isnt bait. Every single human being on tibs planet pour the cereal first.

this

Jack never fails to make me laugh.

>it's just shit

Oh yeah? How many Michelin stars do you have?

i have four michelin tires

Is this original content?

wtf I'm hungry now

Are pineapples from a can any good? I always wanted to eat pineapples at night with salt and other condiments while musing about expiry dates.

>americans

>eating a soggy mix of cereal paste and sugary milk instead of crunchy cereals with wholesome milk

stop jack

>clueless neets fight about cooking recipes
Holy shit I'm in tears.

...

this

>this is what murrifats actually serve their children for breakfast
9/11 part 2 when?

Idk, probably? It's the way I learned to make cereals. My step-dad was a chef. He was an absolute control freak cunt, but he made delicious meals.

Why didn't you just go get a burger for yourself then, you retard? Let her have her own taste and you can have yours if you stop being a big baby.

woman who happily cooks for you and you just spit on her. Good job user.

It's not a good movie by any stretch, it just has some pretentious defenders who say muh comfy or muh industry commentary

...

We've already seen these webms a million times. Atleast post something new before this gets 404

>ethnic food

I'm guessing you've never been to /ck/

>posting something new
>on Sup Forums
Nah

>breaks up with a god tier chef because she's a better cook

Good job, user.

you can do that when you aren't a fat loser NEET

RIP

AND

TEAR!

>being into cooking is the only test a woman has to pass to be "perfect"
not everyone wants to fuck food like you do, fucking weirdo

>break up with with a world renown pianist because she's a better pianist than you
>y-y-y-ou can do t-that when you aren't a ff--fff-fat loser NEET

Really?

My parents gave us popcorn for breakfast (but we were poor as fuck and that was the do-it-yourself cheap kernels. Like 2 bucks for a huge bag of unpop shit that could make about 15 huge bags of popcorn with 1/4 of it not poping up but we still had to eat it all fuck you mom and dad I know you did your best but fuck you anyway!!)

She cared enough about you, your healt, your tastes, your happiness to take time and energy to make something healthy that tasted like something unhealthy that you like.

She was perfect and you fucking blew it.

The implication is that if a woman is willing to go to the effort of cooking a 5 star meal every night for you, she might be willing to go to the effort of doing a lot of other great stuff for you as well.

I'm not surprised that flew over your head.

how did Aunt myrna develop this recipe?

>being okay with a controlling gf just because she will cook for you

Want to know how I know you're a virgin?

Not exactly about cooking, but Mr. Church was ok.

first of all, i'm not that guy. second, it's just a fucking burger you god damn weirdo, you know literally nothing about her personality and you're swearing up and down that she's the perfect woman because of a fucking burger lol
he said that she was super into cooking, why do you both keep implying that it's some labour of love that has nothing in it for her?

Husband of an outstanding cook here, an ex chef herself.

I can vouch for the original user, having really amazing meals is great for a lot of the time, but sometimes you just want to have a quick bite to eat, then watch a film together. Living with a pro chef? Nope.

45mins prep. Hour cooking. Fifty dishes, bowls, plates to wash up. You get in at 8 after work and she says 'I'll cook you something quick' and an hour later they wheel in a fucking magnificent meal that is about 4 mouthfulls and so now it's late and you're still hungry. Oh it was an asparagus infused foam? That's nice, but next time I'd rather just have a sandwich and a cup of tea.

And that's provided the cooking goes well. If something gets fucked up? Well there's 30 more minutes of sitting hungry, and now she's crying and tossing things around in the kitchen too.

Chefs take themselves far too seriously, they are a fucking nightmare to live with. She realized it was destroying her life and got out of the biz.

ey b0ss habe yuo seen el chefe???

Movies about food are usually boring unless.

Jiro Dreams of Sushi is a great film though.

looks disgusting to be honest m9, here's some REAL food porn

japanese food is terrible
they just use minimal amounts of meat and 90% fluf with rice or noodles because its just a poor country with pour cuisine

>whaaa! My silver spoon is cold to the touch! Whaaaa! Whaaa! I want a fucking plastic spoon because I can never be happy! Whaaa! wtf a plastic spoon? You cheap whore! Whaaa! Whaaa!

...

Watching a film about an autistic retard isn't fun though

Jiro was too choppy and all over the place to be great. It was too ADD in the editing. It's really good, bu it could have been so much better.

lol this thread is such a perfect example of the burger meme

literally all you know about her is that she makes a good burger and you're willing to fight to the death for her honour lol

Nah. You're just a greasy lardass.

sounds like a nice problem to have

and they have very long life expectations and good health. japanese and mediterranean cuisine > all else.

every time

You seen this guy?

youtube.com/watch?v=5KLYz0pApq0

>i'm not liek those other guys! i would wait all night for you to make a bowl of cereal!

You're an idiot. I was married and my wife never did anything for me, it was always a one way street of me doing shit for her. I wish I had a wife who made an effort like that guy had.

I don't doubt that my ex loved me at the time, but actions speak luder than words or feelings.

No, just eat something simple when you're hungry. She can prepare food for herself if she enjoys cooking so much.

This """problem""" only exists when one partner is too beta to communicate with the other one.

I wish my dad made a sandwich like this for me. Only caring parents will make you one like this.