Is Don Jon any good Sup Forums?

Is Don Jon any good Sup Forums?

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Their humping is on youtube. Other than that it's a silly porn rant.

You like watching a smug cunt dryhump Scarjo?

>Directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt
>Written by Joseph Gordon-Levitt
>Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt

This fucking guy

its alright

yes, it's chad-kino

the scenes with his Jersey family were hilarious

I actually really liked it. Made me wanna get fit and start banging sluts.

I never did.

good goy, masturabate to porn
vs.
good goy, cater your persona to entertain dumb fickle 3D women

there is no winning the game of compromise.

>"Uh yeah Scarlet so I need you to rub your ass on my dick right now, it's in the script you know"
I can't believe he got away with it, JGL is our guy

it's not that fun, but you have to do it so you know you can. Women can tell if you are incapable of cheating on them, and they punish you for it.

It's shit just like every other film with Joseph Gordon Fuckface

If you're into hotheads, yeah.

Scarlett looked like shit though.

It's a pretty stupid film.

It's also pretty insulting to catholics. I'm not a catholic, or religious for that matter, so I didn't care, but I could understand why they wouldn't like it since it paints them in a bad light. The issue I have with that is of course with Jews, and how it's always OK for them to shit on everyone else, but the second you say something bad about a kike it's literally another shoah.

It's very enjoyable if your first gf was a bitch like Scarlett's character.

How is it insulting to catholics?

Does anyone actually cum from dry humping? How is it even possible?

I honestly really do like JGL

I hope he's not a faggot leftist

>Penis can't cum from prolonged stimulation
This movie is for you and your porn-sore dick.

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It's the attitude the film has towards the religion.
Look at the scenes where he goes to confession. It makes the point, obviously for comedic effect, that they don't give a shit about the process, and are only really going through the motions, and then at the end you hear JGL say "what that's it?" in complete surprise when he really pours his soul out.

Then there's the portrayal of Don Jon's family, and himself, in comparison to the Jewish blonde bombshell portrayed by Scarlett Johanson. They're trashy uneducated people.

My buddy and I put it in thinking it would be a shitty rom-com.

I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't. It had shit to say, and totally flew in the face of the whole "storybook romance fantasy."

>be me
>day 89 of no fap.
>skip leg day
>over-tired so I just lie down
>catch myself humping the bed trying to find the imaginary hole
>cum total buckets after 5 readjusting thrusts

I still don't know whether this resets the no fap streak or not, i technically didn't use my hands and it was a semi-nocturnal emission.

When I was 16, I once went a year without fapping (I just forgot. I was in art club, BJJ 3x a week, and weightlifting for gym, so I just didn't have the time or energy.)

One week I started going nuts, chatting up girls, and just generally couldn't sleep.

Then one Friday night I did the same thing. Started humping my bed without realizing it and came buckets. Felt better instantly.

Also,

>They're trashy uneducated people.

literally everybody knows catholics are like that

orthodox master race

Yeah tons of people. You a girl in the back of your Honda Accord both wearing jeans. It's an experience