/MWNN/ - formerly /cric/

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crichd not working for me what do lads

Quireally possible the worst edition we've ever had edition

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Triple M tweeted that Wayne Carey would like to see extra time (in the event of a draw)

And MWNGF replied, "Funny. I said the same thing when this woman beating piece of shit was in jail."

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should have used my straffo flag idea t b h

store bought xx

looks like you were wrong

What stream are you guys using?

streaming it from my brain lad

Just fucking declare already

Did Malan's parents spell David wrong on the birth certificate or something?

kek

that was actually kind of funny, based straffo

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score some runs how fucking boring is this

t.brainlet

can't be arsed to grow my own

Could buy them from a farmers market I suppose

haven't got any near me

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tell me about Malan

doesnt like it swinging back into him

Scored a 70 in the t20 series and that's worth a call-up to the test side apparently.

If for whatever reason seven runs are scored before the ball hits the boundary, how many runs do they get?

11

depends
if a fielder throws the ball past the boundary, 11
if it rolls past it, 4

Based

you can only run a maximum of four
you could score seven off one ball if you hit a six off a no ball or it comes off a player's helmet and you run two

love bairstow
hate stokes

fielder just has to touch it

what if the ball is hit in the air, seven runs are scored, ball bounces off the wicketkeeper's helmet which is on the ground and then bounces over the boundary without bouncing?

youve got it all wrong lad, time to go back to the beginning i think

>fielder just has to touch it
nah dunno about that
we'd have a lot more fives if that were the case
>what if the ball is hit in the air, seven runs are scored, ball bounces off the wicketkeeper's helmet which is on the ground and then bounces over the boundary without bouncing?
five, the ball is immediately dead after the helmet

test cricket has broadened my understanding of the female mind

you know your shit lad why dont you become an umpire

get to travel the world and do no work

>female mind
Literally an oxymoron

>if a fielder throws the ball past the boundary, 11
what? it would just be runs surely?

>and then bounces over the boundary without bouncing

*four runs

hey, cool it with the sexist remarks

wow that was embarrassing for you

nah, the boundary counts as overthrows

I meant a batted ball that just rolls away until it hits the boundary and that when it does so, batsmen have run the pitch 7 times.
Ball hitting the boundary, afaik, is 4 guaranteed runs so I was wondering whether they get 4 runs despite running seven times accross the pitch, or they get seven runs since they surpassed the 4 guaranteed runs or they get 11 (4 by the boundary + 7 run by them).
Thanks for the answers.

oh yeah literally forgot the overthrows don't override

t. Jarryd Strafford, 29, of Wattle Glen, Victoria, Australia

fairly sure it's just four runs in that case

england bravely batting for a draw here

just 4 runs

>2 hours to go 4.2 miles

How can people live around London?

what's YOUR verdict

Root is such a fucking boring captain

we talked about this a couple of weeks ago. it's out

Cowardly Root still not declared. Sad!

rabada has the face of an 8 year old

if he bats beyond 430 its a disgrace

420 lad

he really needs to fucking declare soon

ah yes lets go for a lead of 450 in a rain affected match

>Warne saying the exact same thing 3 times in a row

Ha this general is GAY

Not declaring now...

tell me about cricket in cambodia

im now supporting SA

pleb here, can someone explain what the point of declaring is

maybe root forgot he's captain

so we have enough time to bowl them out, thus avoiding a draw

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i drank too much caffeine now i have the jitters

What a prat.

hope toblerone jones gets another five for

love bavuma
tipping a match saving century

tell me about Bairstow

imagine if england just never declared and batted for ages for the lols

won't fall for the gf meme this time

t. brian charles lara

Border did that sometimes at the end of a series if they'd already won just so he could grind them into dust for the next time they played

Root is SHIT

mine broke my heart and left me for another guy a few months ago

i thought she was the one

it's really not worth the pain

women are snakes

No one gives a shit about your pathetic life.

garbage series

how do we spice up declaration setting? this match has been unbearable since lunch time yesterday

fucking declare you useless shit

garbage sides

>2011+6
>not being gay

tell me about being gay

Brainlet level captaincy

Still think we could do with another hundred or so.

We'll have a bowl thanks

gays actually have higher iq on average

Imagine having a really great bro friend but you also enjoy having sex with them.

Of course there are also narcissistic gay whores too but they're pretty easy to avoid.

600 lead to be safe

remember when some guy on the american big brother in 2012 or some shit started spouting Sup Forums memes on tv

Lol is this gunna be a draw guise

hope so

tipping a declaration after a bairstow century

I wish i was

in theory it's a great idea but in practice it just doesn't work for me

it was worse than just memespouting, he would actually say stuff like '2011, thinking x was any good' and then make the costanza face
americans are a strange breed

might pay someone on fiver to record themselves doing /cric/ pasta in preparation for the ashes

yeah, are there any vids of it online?