THE GREAT DEBATE

THE GREAT DEBATE

Left or right?

can't I have both? cuteee~

Evans, no contest.

Right has better aesthetics

>Marbelle """"""""""""""""""""""Men"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Homosexuality is a shameful, self satiating condition that puts pleasures of the flesh over the intrinsic role of man in nature, redditor. It's weakness and moral corruption incarnate, found only in stagnate civilizations wallowing in a pit of their own opulence without any true purpose.

I don't have access to any machines but do push ups help build bigger pecs?

Whoa, slow down there buckaroo. Who said anything about homosexuality and manlust? I'm just saying if I was a body snatching alien, I'd take over Chris Evans' body to pick up chicks with.

it's not gay if the balls don't touch~

This. Also as long as you just let the semen fall on you instead of moving into it, that is also not gay, as it isn't your fault

If dubs - DC will win this war.

>dat gyno on spidercuck

Hemsworth > Evans > power gap > Meme Lord > Rudd > gap > Holland > Cucumberbatch

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Did you guys know that superman was chubby as a teenager?

Huh...

>Ben "CGI Abs" Affleck
>on the same tier as Cavill, Momoa, and Cybernigger

The hell... Where is Tyler Durden?

Not on my watch.

Do we really need to be reposting homosexual threads from Sup Forums?

It's not gay. I want to look like superman

Whoa! Marvel won.

>Apparently its gay to admire the aesthetics of a in-shape man and hope to achieve his level of health

Is this why you're a fat fuck?

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No.

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Why did you include the skinny twink with those men???
And no Hugh Jackman?

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Yes. But bodyweight shit is inferior to weight lifting.

DELET

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Tom Holland

Flash trips beats Evans dubs. DC WIN!!!!!

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you're right, places where gays are ostracized (like the middle east) are bastions of societal and technological growth
shut the fuck up, you closeted faggot

Great thread.

MARVEL:
-much color (not serious)
-diversity
-boring plot (always the same)
-always the same characters and actors
-boooring
-effects are ok, not great
-too many jokes
-never serious threat
-no message

DC:
-grim and dark (serious)
-variety
-different characters and actors
-great story (deep)
-serious issues and threats
-great action
-great effects
-has a message
-some jokes, the right amount

objective list, december 2016 update

DC STRIKES BACK

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Both literally hungry skeleton tier with favourable lighting kek

This.

I go to movies for aesthetic and emotion
DC provides these for me
Marvel provides neither thing
Their movies are ugly and without any sense of gravitas or seriousness, as every time there is drama someone must crack a joke

This is entirely subjective and I'm okay with you liking these movies, they just do nothing for me so please stop fighting?

yeah its really intense when batman tries to murder superman for no reason and he fights him for no reason and then they stop for no reason really deep and emotive stuff

This is how I feel. But my friends fucking love them

Rubbish bait

Swole Joker.

>for no reason
I am sorry but I can count the number of scenes where each character addresses their motivation directly to the audience in dialogues with other characters. Do you lie to dismiss nearly fourty minutes of this movie? Or did you not watch the movie?

Is this bait?

Evans. And Marvel, as long as they have him, Hiddleston, and Sebastian Stan.

Thank you based Chris

Wasn't this thread on Sup Forums yesterday?

>Dialogue
>In a Snyder Kitsch
Is this bait?

I go wherever my husbando goes.

What are we debating, who we want to fuck the most? Well for me then it's Tom Holland.

Holland legit looks like a FtM.

Stay delusional DCcuck

That kid makes Tobey look like an alpha male. How could they fuck up the casting so bad?

AYYYYY DC BTFO

>Implying it wasn't perfect casting

They wanted an actor who looked like an actual teenager.

I cannot quote directly but does batman not have like three scenes with Alfred where he talks about the devastation and risk of superman? That he could wipe out the whole planet with no resistance? That he was so fearful that would happen, and even is shown in dream sequences, that he devises a way to kill superman?

Did superman and batman not talk at lex's manor both bringing up their grievances towards one another? And Lex had a few monologues about his reasons as well? The ones with him talking to the Senator being a kind of parody of political soundbites until he directly addresses superman himself and tells him why he does this?

I think he says and gets really upset when he says "Knowledge without power is paradoxical."?

I think he means to say that as tech billionaire genius he was king of the world until superman made him powerless.

Do you ignore these scenes or did they not have enough jokes? If you need jokes I think you are needing a different movie, yes?

Bunch of hairless chest faggots

here's my kind'a man

t. fat hairy turk