>makes two Star Trek movies
>they're both generic and bland
>new guy comes along and makes a better Star Trek movie
>makes a Star Wars movie
>it's generic and bland
>new guy comes along and makes a vastly superior Star Wars movie
Has this talentless hack been BTFO forever
Very true.
What new star wars movie?
Rogue one a star wars story
>Makes two star trek movies
>both do well enough to warrant 3rd movie and properly restart franchise
>makes one star wars movie
>one of the highest grossing films of all time
>dozens of star war filmkinos to come
Is there ANYTHING he cant do?
>net worth: $120 Million
>BTFO
You can't jew a jew, user.
>better star trek movie
>literally defeating the bad guys with rock music
>makes a Mission: Impossible flick
>it's generic and bland
>new guy comes along and make a better MI movie even if it's still generic
Yes
He'll keep on getting job after job (and making generic shit) simply because he's Jewish, though
I didn't say it was a very good movie, but that just goes to show how bad the first two were.
>>literally defeating the bad guys with rock music
Is there a better way to defeat bad guys? Sounds like fun to me user
>But he makes money!
Literally dick riding two of the largest franchise fanbases while riding on nostalgia wow what a feat.
>hey goys, the millennium falcon is back!
>hey goys, Captain Kirk is back!
TFA was executed better than R1 in every single way. Direction, screenwriting, pacing, acting, characterization, soundtrack, action scenes.
I know the contrarian meme compels you all to hate TFA but this is objective truth.
he did a good job with both at referencing the older films while bringing in new fans. This isnt that easy to do, its very easy to fuck up ala ghostbusters
Fuck off kike
>easy to fuck up
>appealing to nostalgia
>changes cast to be different gender on purpose
Hi JJ
haven't seen it yet but I heard the newest Star Trek movie was absolute garbage?
That was the best moment of whole Star Trek franchise history.
Movie is meh.
>>makes one star wars movie
>>one of the highest grossing films of all time
He literally had nothing to do with this. You could have had anyone direct it and it would have made that insane amount of money.
>Is there ANYTHING he cant do?
Make the kino himself.
You literally said it yourself. He makes the generic shit, and other directors come along and actually make original movies.
His success has never been based on talent.
He'll continue to get high profile gigs and make tons of money, whether or not he deserves it.
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Star Trek Beyond was ok. It's nothing special but it's better than the last two.
>literally defeating the bad guys with rock music
That was rap rock you idiot
you forgot to mentiion the generic and bland Westworld, eventhough Nolan and his wife was there too.
But it has a diverse cast, that's what he cares for.
Yes.
This is how jews operate. They just want money.
If they could remake a successful movie almost entirely(scene for scene, similar dialogues and script) and make money selling it, you bet your ass they would try. Ep7 is the closest they can get.
Just think about it. (((Disney))) spent billions on a franchise garunteed to make money. The universe and stories from this franchise could be LITERALLY ANYTHING they want it to be. They could make new characters, new aliens, new planets and stories. They could make a movie about a species of fish-headed aliens being threatened by a species of Bear-men, slap Star Wars on it, and it will easily get thousands of people to watch.
Anything can be done with the Star Wars franchise, yet they keep selling us the same characters, the same plot devices, even the same fucking timline (everything HAS to do with the OT)
Star Wars is wasted potential. I feel bad for fans of the franchise.
If you for example think that the second JJ Trek movie is better you've 100% legit mentally handicapped.
>you forgot to mentiion the generic and bland Westworld, eventhough Nolan and his wife was there too.
Nolan is literally just the grimdark version of Abrams, so that's no surprise.
Kanye is raprock?
That was Death Grips you moron
Abrahams is the light hearted family friendly version of Nolan
>easy to fuck up
Oh yeah, cgi Millennium Falcons, Enterprises, and copycats of the OT Star Trek crew and the OT Star Wars cast, so easy to fuck up. that was sarcasm you dense fanboy
tfa is a copy of anh
rogue one is a movie made mostly of references to anh
This here
It was a remake of episode 4 with uninteresting characters aside from the original ancient cast shoehorned in
What a disapointment
According to Sup Forums everything is bad these days, is all jew sjw millennial hipster nigger immigrant propaganda.
I would watch it and then maybe discuss it...somewhere else.
Masking money for the studio ((((execs))) is the only thing he can do. He epitamizes what is wrong with blockbuster movies in the 21st century
Makes bland, unoriginal movies that either already have a fanbase or appeal to masses of normies. No movie he has ever made is in any way innovative or fresh. He produces low risk movies so the investors can make their money back. He doesn't have a creative bone in his body
Rogue One wasn't bad. The third act was 100% concentrated kinography.
>What we wanted to do was....EHEHEHEHEHE....."force...EHEHEHEHEHE....a *wrings hands*...a strong woman and a strong man of african colored descent...*eats foreskin* into Star Wars for the very first time.....EHEHEHEHE
>He'll keep on getting job after job (and making generic shit) simply because he's Jewish, though
Tell me about this new Jew meme. I haven't heard it before.
> according to/tv/
You must mean according to reality, Sup Forums just happens to be the only place where you can say it freely without getting b&
Yeah I'm not a fan of his movies at all. I usually don't mind blockbusters, but his all feel like soulless garbage throughout, even worse than all those Marvel/Avenger movies. There's not a single memorable scene from any of his movies I think back on.
But Beyond was awful and extremely boring, nowhere near as entertaining as the first two, and they weren't even that good either.
Act
>A star wars story.
Not an actual star wars movie.
Yes it is you idiot. It's Star Wars and it's a movie.
Why did he use so many fucking Dutch angles though?
Yeah. Surely studio execs rate directors of other races by the originality and artistic quality of their work and only care if Jewish directors' movies make money.
I'm waiting for him to show up in Season 21 of South Park.
that's a great thing about Sup Forums in general but is kinda moot if no actual discussion goes, I could get into my room, write nigger all over the wall and not get shit for it but for what purpose?
>implying (((they))) won't see the wall through your webcam and have you locked up for hate speech
Are you memeing or are you really that naive
If Snyder directed Star Wars, numale cucks would implode
He already did. Rogue One.
But Rogue One sucked. I dont even remember majority of the characters names, literally memberberry city, distracting video game Tarkin, HORRIBLE looking Princess Leia, pointless interrogation scene with fat slug monster, almost NO character development with the rogue one team, literally Halo Reach: A Star Wars story.
The only good things in this movie were the cinematography and The last 30 mins of the movie, but the climax would have been better if I actually gave a shit about the characters.
"Don't CHOKE on your aspirations"
fuck off. TFA was bad but this shit was definitely not better.
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Holy shit. It would be the memetic kinopocalypse.
Do it, Snyder, do it.
rogue one was better than force awakens in every way. everything was explained better, looked better, had better action and acting
This is the worst argument I've ever heard to defend this movie. "Everything was better in every way" How? Be specific. How was anything you listed better?
>NO character development with the rogue one team
every movie character needs a giant backstory now?
Don't you fucking dare post this youtube shit on my board again, cringey fuck
wtf is rap rock
is that some millennial term for rock
character development doesnt giant backstory. If you don't get to know a character, how can you fucking care about them? I know these characters almost as much as a fucking storm trooper. The only character you get to know is Jyn and even then, you don't know her really. I cant tell you her personality because she is bland as fuck. Not to mention another fucking Mary Sue.
No, rey was a mary sue because she knew how to do everything with no training. Jyn at least couldnt use the force
But she beats the shit out of storm trooper with no training. They're both Mary Sues. You know nothing about Jyn except daddy made the death star and black man took me and left me but out of nowhere i am 100% a rebel I rebel.
Wait how was the most recent Star Trek movie not actually the worst one
>But she beats the shit out of storm trooper with no training
she was a child soldier, not an argument
Saw fought during the Clone Wars heavily and obviously trained Jyn, hence why she can fight.
Rey has literally no explanation for her abilities
>everything was explained better,
>I'm an autist who thinks Star Wars is about explanation
When did they say this in the movie? When was it implied?
When was this said?
This. Im not saying Jyn is a great character or that rogue one is a masterpiece, but its a far better individual movie than force awakens is. force awakens has so much unexplained shit that wont make any sense until late sequels
Disney struck gold 2bh.
Appealing to normalfags: women leads and diversity, Marvelitis
Appealing to autists: lore porn.
Also why are you acting as if I am defending Rey? I already agreed with you she is a Mary Sue, you keep bringing it up as if I am saying She isn't but Jyn is. They both are. Just one more than the other, but they BOTH are
this guy said she was a great soldier. Did you watch the movie?
>new guy comes along and makes a vastly superior Star Wars movie
Just because piss is slightly less disgusting than shit, that doesn't make piss good.
new trilogy will appeal to intelligent people who understand what made the OT great
anthology flicks will appeal to autists who want """"lore"""" and """"worldbuilding"""""
Jyn dies a fiery death, if she was a "mary sue" like harry potter the force wouldve saved her or some bullshit
If Snyder directed a Star Wars movie then there might actually be a good star wars movie besides 4 and 5
I think intelligent people either dont like star wars or they are sick or reboots and sequels
>Saw fought during the Clone Wars heavily and obviously trained Jyn
>obviously
>as in it wasn't explained but I just assumed
He said he trained her, and he said she fought well. You apparently need to be shown a flashback scene to believe what a fictional character says
They don't show he train as a soldier. They don't show anything about her other than he mother being killed and father taken, and Forest Whitaker has her for X amount of years. We know almost nothing about her, but she is takes on 5 storm troopers in close quarters combat by herself doing exactly what TFA did when Finn was going to stop Rey from being raped by Junkers. Stand there and have the "Uhhh Its weird that she can kick ass for a woman. So progressive" face on.
I bet you liked Jurassic world
It was an OK, inoffensive popcorn flick
TFA was kino, you were just too dumb to get it and screamed REHASH!!!! when you saw an xwing and death star 3
see
So, you're saying endlessly repeating things is smart?
Doesn't need to be flashback. Why not, I don't know, move the movie along WITH the main character instead of cutting to 4 different planets back to back to introduce a character you never expand upon? Flesh out you fucking characters in a movie where everyone knows they're going to die.
How can one man look so disgusting?
yeah and we don't see Luke flying anything in ANH and we're given no indication that he's a pilot besides 1 or 2 throwaway lines yet he can pilot military grade spacecraft in zero g with no issue and no one in the Rebellion questions bringing him along
your problem is that she's a girl
Barton fink
>le TFA didn't do anything new face
A lot of the "repetitive" stuff is a meta-commentary on the nature of Star Wars itself to appear to appeal to fan demand while actually deconstructing it at the same time. I don't know how people miss this, Kylo Ren is not a subtle character and the First Order is clearly meant to be a subject of mockery.
>inb4 NO LE JEW JEW MADE THE MOVIE REEEE EVUL DISNEY JEWS NOTHING MEANT ANYTHING CUZ I'M DUM XDD
No my problem is she isnt fleshed out. She is bland as fuck. You literally spend the first few minutes showing her as a kid and then thats it.
Luke was a fleshed out character. We got to know Luke. How he lived his like, his aspirations, what kind of a person he is. With Jyn, you dont know what kind of a person she is only that Im suppose to care about her because her mom was killed and her dad was taken by the empire. Thats it. You show me her doing all this ass kicking and thats suppose to make me care more?
You're moving the goalposts. You were bitching about her powerlevel, not her flaws from a character standpoint. I agree with you that a lot of the characters in Rogue one are flat (cast was too big t b h) and thus don't get a lot of development.
Rey's first scene in TFA is kino and establishes the whole character without any dialogue.
There's no title crawl though
If Kylo Ren is you're big comeback, then I win. He's a lame character and they just had him kill his dad Han as an excuse to have something "shocking"
>le kylo ren was emo
oh, so you outed yourself as a superficial pleb who judges the merits of a character by how """ le badass""" they are. KYS.
I never used any of those words, user. You called him emo not me
power levels and how a character has developed go hand in hand. Alot of her scenes feels shoehorned in like 'Girls can kick ass just like the guys teehee". If she is the character you're going to show me RIGHT at the beginning of the movie, at least show me a scene of her being trained by this asshole, not 1 forgettable throwaway line. All I remember this guy saying is that he left when she was 17 because his men wanted to use her as a hostage to get to her father or some shit.
>Rey's first scene in TFA is kino and establishes the whole character without any dialogue
It establishes that she knows how to fly the millennium falcon and how she knows how to use the force and lightsaber fight? Really?
explain to me why he's """"lame""" without bitching about he's unstable, that he throws tantrums, and that he lost to Rey. Go.
>powerlevelfags, again
Why do you fucking people think you have any grasp of this series? Go watch DBZ.
First of all, why am I not allowed to dislike Kylo ren? I have no interest in seeing a character who is a self acknowledged darth vader groupie with a terrible looking lightsaber