/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Suck My Balls Edition

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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 202 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 188 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 169 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 117 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 116 points

>News
KMag cucked Hulkenberg
Toto is mad

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friendly reminder driving a car is not a sport

/thread

Reminder that Flörsch is the queen of /f1/

t. seething from not being able to fit in a race car

nth for g-strings!

Can anybody post those images of Arrivabenis' daughter?

I want to fap

>his height is his trip

Holy fuck, how insecure are you?

>some random subhuman tripfag trots in and shits on the floor to get some attention

I think I get it now. Toto is relieved as fuck that lewis doesn't start a feud, lauda is in awe at how it relieved toto and how nervous he is.

suck my balls

He's a Cena face, he's been booed for a long time even though hes been the champion we need, and even put Rosberg over. Just now the racing connoisseurs are realising just how good he is and that hes been face all along

Lurking to shitpost in a thread is not smart
/wrists

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lewis's father look like he doesn't understand what's going on

You have been visited by the Nico Hülkenberg of cuckness

Stefania

Don't have mega link

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Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1.
:)

Whose ready for the 4 weeks of fighting over the Ric / Max incident? I am.

Holy crap

Whoever gets me that mega link gets a vettel-tier handholding

after further review it is clear that HULK went to KMAG with the intention of simply shaking hands as a way to leave the whole thing behind. KMAG refuses and leaves him hanging after which HULK calls him unsporting and the eternal dane says something very rude.

HULK wins this one in my book.

Quali for final Formula E race of the season is next

Coverage starts in 5 bings, session in 20 bings

Race is in 4 bongs

aos001feh-live.hls.adaptive.level3.net/formulae/live/wif/streamVideo2000.m3u8 (open in VLC)

youtube.com/watch?v=UmwA53FXNXY (might be geoblocked)

>geoblocked

One driver has a podium, the other has Joylon Palmer for a teammate

tis true

post interview where ricc calls max a 'fucking sore loser'

mega(dot)nz/#F!FTYHlIaJ!Fih1u5ET69oZrlqL62hfog

Rai sport has it, and VLC works fine

Why are you posting on Sup Forums when you're so overweight that the slightest physical exertion will give you a heart attack?

>with the intention of simply shaking hands as a way to leave the whole thing behind

Or he was going to shake his hand and congratulate him on "being the most unsporting driver" on camera.
Stop pushing narratives.

>Walks up to KMAG as he's doing an interview
>Interrupts his interview calling him unsporting
>Starts crying once he gets BTFO
>Also has 0 podium placements

Thanks mate, next time I'm in Italy you're in for a right handholding

>watching FE instead of Indycar at Mid Ohio

The races begin at the same time from what I understand. 3pm ET.

no mate, he went up to him to be a passive aggressive faggot and it backfired, suck my balls

then use the VLC link Giorgio

ah, ok

everybody knows this, Kmag is just a cunt.

Oh yeah, it's not really up to date, but only really LEWD pic is this

That was race radio.
>(paraphrased)
>Don't tell me that was who I think it was
>Yes
>Fucking sore loser

ok ok

youtube.com/watch?v=j6QqaeL4tJ0&feature=youtu.be

Watch it again, you can see HULK waits for KMAG to shake hands. Only once he realizes he wasn't going to does he call him unsporting. If he was gonna talk shit from the beginning he wouldn't have paused like that.

>ywn bring her towel and rub tanning lotion into her lovely, soft skin.

I wonder if Maurizio always has that pained look on this face because of her promiscuity

youtube.com/watch?v=4bBM2UFLCHg

>Only once he realizes he wasn't going to does he call him unsporting. If he was gonna talk shit from the beginning he wouldn't have paused like that.

Stop pushing a narrative,
You do not know what Hulk was going to do.
He did not tell you, and you cannot read his mind.

Magnussen was doing the interview and only when he stopped speaking to the reporter, as he was supposed to be doing at the time, did Hulkenberg call him unsporting. All it's good for is a giggle.

mobile.twitter.com/RobVanGameren/status/891664137138434048/video/1

So fucking immature from Ricciardo.

>Buemi leads the Championship
>decides to miss out on the last 2 races of the season so he can drive in WEC instead
>will likely lose the Championship because of this

kek, even the drivers think that FE is a joke

actually he did tell me
T. Kai

He fucked Victoria during the race didn't he?

she deleteda picturethat was very sexy that she took when she was on holiday with

>tf
>tp
Don't even need to try.

lol nah, he gives him like 2 seconds then goes for the insult

amx is lucky he didn't get a helmet thrown at him.

How many you had lad?

Max pounded my car, so I pounded his sister

Can anyone tell me why Ric wears a gumshield / mouthguard? If you watched him walking with his helmet he pulls one out of his mouth and holds it.

>will likely lose the Championship because of this
he wouldn't be losing if he didn't crash in FP2 and take a grid penalty as well as his second car being underweight

>tfw it should be Jennifer but Sutil was too shit

>Dr. Marko, I'm RTL

Cucknussen narrative BTFO

Probably grinds his teeth when he's concentrating or something

So if he has a 100G crash he won't bite his tongue off.

he had a contract though so he can't skip the WEC from what i understood
he's been dominating FE since the start so whatever honestly

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How does he speak then? You sound like a spacka if you try and speak with a gumshield in.

holy shit how big is that archive

I used to wear one in karting.

started after I had a pretty big crash and bit my tongue, which then bled everywhere. Maybe ricky wears it for the same reason.

The absolute state of Nico Hülkenberg's comment section on facebook

The absolute state of Denmark assblastery

Another classic borefest in the world of Formula1: 'Competetive Dirty Air Management'

Literally 20 years with the same problem and barely anything done to fix it.

in his bed..and I left the condom on his pillow

why does Jennifer settle for Sutil?

>not being a ferrari fan and a nervous wreck during the last few laps hoping the tyres don't assplode

I thought there was a race today

>condom
>not breeding her and leaving some of the spillage all over his bed

He's a bad boy

based facebook poster

>still haven't painted/wrapped the car

Come on Nick, this is the fastest way to lose weight.

>be rich
>have bastards

no

Money. Sutil is pretty rich.

Did finnbro manage to get in with Mana?

lmao greek is now a dickelt

I've been waiting for him so long. I think he might have been lying...

I told Mana I had a friend who really wanted to see her as well...

>3 inch cock
>150kg
he isn't going to be losing much

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He'll be losing more than he has so far.

>Implying KMag will have a drive in 2019

>mercedes acting like gentlemen
>ferrari acting like niggers

hmmm

jolyon is the only who manage to be slower than a fucking honda
good job

>KMag runs away to Haas once he heard Hulkenberg would join Renault
>somehow Hulkenberg is the cuck

Formula E quali is go

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>Doing normal #1-#2 drivers strategy
>Acting like niggers

What did he mean for this?

They did try to fix it but had to stop because muh DRS is a gimmick and muh ugly rear wings

How do you guys choose between Hamilton and Vettel? I dislike them both but when riccy is out I flip a coin for which of them I want to win.

>vetGOD wins
>all haters crawl out of their woodworks

rly make me think

thanks mate
canal+ doesn't cover this apparently

Much like Brazil trying to fix itself for about two centuries now. I don't see how you can't relate.

I choose the one who is driving for Ferrari