ITT: We describe our pleb friends

ITT: We describe our pleb friends

>doesn't listen to albums
>listens to 90s hip hop, backpack rap, some trap, and whiteboi 2000s rock
>listens to edgy songs "for the meme"
>claims he loves certain rappers despite only having heard about 5 songs out of their discography
>he thinks yelling "I JUST FUCKED YOUR BITCH IN SOME GUCCI FLIP FLOPS", "X GON GIVE IT TO YA", and "SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB" in public is funny
>would constantly rap Man's Not Hot for like 2 months while completely butchering it (THE TING GO POP POP POP/SKYA/QUACK QUACK THAT'S A DUCK SOUND)
>thinks west coast hip hop is the best because of 2Pac, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Eazy-E, and NWA (the only west coast rappers he knows)
>thinks Gucci Mane is a bad artist solely because of the ice cream tattoo
>actually thought that Gucci signed Jake Paul and Danielle Bregoli to his label
>had him listen to the end of Ink Blot by Logic to show how it contradicted with the message of the suicide hotline song; he said that it's okay because Juicy J said it and Juicy J can say whatever he wants because he made Slob on My Knob
>doesn't know what Three 6 Mafia is
>doesn't know who MF Doom is
>loves Lil Dicky and comedy rap
>thinks Kanye can't be a good artist solely because of his public image
>says Cam'ron looks like a faggot so he refuses to listen to Purple Haze
>will not stop talking about how Kevin Gates fucked his cousin
>will not stop talking about how R. Kelly pissed on a 15 year old
>constantly sings their songs but changes the lyrics to be about fucking their cousin/pissing on a 15 year old

(cont'd.)
>worships lyricism
>says that Aesop Rock is the best lyricist; when I pointed out some pretentious lyrics on Shrunk, he defended it by saying "it's a riddle. you got a problem with him rapping in riddles?"
>thinks he's funny and edgy for listening to Take A Step Back all the time; I showed him some Sybyr and all he could say was "he sounds like DMX"
>would probably say that Death Grips sounds like DMX
>would probably say that 6ix9ine sounds like DMX
>would probably say that any aggressive rapper sounds like DMX because DMX invented aggressive rapping according to him
>doesn't know the first thing about production

(cont'd.)
I fucking hate this kid. He's 21 fucking years old and he's not only retarded with his music taste but with everything else. He's always on Instagram and laughs incessantly at every fucking meme he sees and has to constantly read it aloud to me and shove his cracked phone screen in my face. No matter where the fuck we are he'll talk about edgy memes and shit, even when it's inappropriate to do so. When we were in high school I was about to ask this girl out but he came up to me and started talking about how gay sex works in graphic detail and everyone could fucking hear him because he was practically screaming. I never said shit because we've known each other since we were toddlers and everyone bullied him (even though I told him to stop being such a retard bringing his fucking 3DS to school and playing Mario and shit and he didn't fucking listen and started getting depressed after people started bullying him) and his parents would be mad at me (since we were neighbors). This faggot doesn't know how synonyms work and if you use big words he gets really confused. Whenever he talks to me he starts off every convo with "Do you know de way my brudda?" I developed BPD because of him and my racist father and I took my anger out on my real friends and I lost all my real friends. That kid is my only fucking friend now. I'm honestly considering suicide at this point.

rap sucks

.I'm honestly considering suicide at this point.

you fucking should, you're wigger trash and you earned your friendlessness

>wigger
I'm half afro-latino and my father constantly shamed me for it despite the fact that he married my mom.

u sure u dont hate your friends homie

Even if my friends have different taste than I, I still respect them unlike you, you nu-male redditor shill.

>I developed BPD because of him and my racist father
yeah you're full of shit.

take acid user take twice as much as you were going to take
youll know what to do

I do a radio show and my I got my close friend who is really into hiphop to be my cohost. After he's been on my show for almost a year now I have realised he exclusively likes hiphop from 1990 to about 2006. He literally won't appreciate anything else and it is obnoxious. My show has been variety for a long time but anytime I play anything that doesn't fit his narrow guide of what he likes, he will literally plug his ears because everything just sounds that awful to him I guess. Anything with guitar is offensive to this guy. God it's so annoying.

i want to listen to your show now

If you care about your pleb friend's opinions then you are clearly the bigger pleb.

>says Cam'ron looks like a faggot so he refuses to listen to Purple Haze
This is a deadly sin and he deserves the DEATH
>doesn't know who MF Doom is
the fact that they know is a sign of a pleb, my dear man. we all have to go through the DOOM phase

>I'm honestly considering suicide at this point.
do it you sound like a faggot

wigger is a state of mind, ese

>posts on Sup Forums

What lyrics are pretentious on Shrunk?

purge these underage posters

his music taste is better than yours OP

You sound like a shitty person. Hope for the worst for you user.

i remember you shitposting about this in some other thread

yeah definitely kill yourself you tool

>Rap
You should both kill yourselves, spics